Season 2, Episode 5: Kalani Thomas

Socks Up is the official podcast of the Queensland Reds, released before every Reds home game. Join hosts Ryan Smith and Matt Faessler, as well as a roving cast from our Reds Super Rugby Women’s team and ‘Pete from upstairs’, to find out about everything happening on and off the field at Ballymore. There will be plenty of laughs and hot takes as well as some Rugby chat – but nothing too punishing! Subscribe today to make sure you never miss an episode.

FULL SHOW | Troy Cassar-Daley joining our Legend's Lunch!!!

Troy popped into the studios and is pumped to be playing some songs at this year's Legend's Lunch!! Plus, a retired Major General says they'd listen to Triple M in Iraq....but the locals couldn't understand Marto. And, the Lions' Harris Andrews is pumped for this week's Anzac Day clash!!!

FULL SHOW | Are The Broncos stars paid too much??!

Marto questions the salaries of the gun Broncos players. Plus, was Arj Barker right in kicking out the mum and baby from his comedy show? And, a new Triple M'style reality TV show :)

FULL SHOW | Marto predicts the axe is about to fall on a major NRL coach!!

Which NRL coach won't see out the season? Plus, when you've got two mums. And, multiple uses for garbage bags, not including garbage!

FULL SHOW | Alfie Langer, big Gordy Tallis and even bigger Harris Andrews join today's show!

We've finally tracked down Alfie, and he has an unusual reason why he's been AWOL. Plus, Gordy Tallis with some tales, getting ready for this year's Legend's Lunch. And, Lions captain, Harris Andrews, gets us ready for the huge clash against Geelong this weekend!

FULL SHOW | Should Marto replace Peter V'Landys?! :)

Why do we only have late week/weekend NRL Games? Marto has an idea to change things up! Plus, Billy Walters from The Broncos joins the show. And, The Reds' coach Les Kiss has us feeling hopeful

FULL SHOW | Alfie, Billy Moore and now another HUGE player joins our Legend's Lunch!!

As if things couldn't be loose enought with Alfie and Billy Moore....now we add Big Dell to Triple M's Legend's Lunch. Plus, has Wayne Bennett really got the flu, or hunting a new contract?! And, Albo comes good

FULL SHOW | Our Legend's Lunch now has Alfie....and a new LEGEND announced!!

Yesterday we announced Alfie Langer as a guest at Triple M's Legend's Lunch. Today, we add another huge star!! Plus, Draunties: Drunk Aunties, do you have one? And, the Des Hasler v Ricky Stuart fued :)

FULL SHOW | Our first LEGEND announced for this year's Legend's Lunch!!

Our first guest for this year's Legend's Lunch announced! Plus, Marto reckons the 'slow men of NRL' are changing things on the field. And, we speak to one of the heroes from the weekend's Bondi tragedy. 

SUNDAY BRUNCH | Sunday 14th April

Marto, Margaux and Dan's Sunday Brunch. This week, Marto and Cath find themselves empty nesters. Plus, Putin turns out to be a thief!! And, Marto introduced to Reddit :)

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Friday 12th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Thursday 11th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Wednesday 10th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Tuesday 9th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Monday 8th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

SUNDAY BRUNCH | Sunday 7th April

Marto, Margaux and Dan's Sunday Brunch. This week we hear of Godfrey's demise; Corey's CTE diagnosis; things that make you go 'eeww' and Marto's secret microphones back at work!

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Friday 5th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Thursday 4th April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Wednesday 3rd April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every workday we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

EASTER HOLIDAY PODCAST | Tuesday 2nd April

While Marto, Margaux and Dan take a short break, kick back with a holiday 'Best of' to get you through your day!! Every day we'll release a full-length Podcast, available on Listnr and wherever you get your favourite pods

Queensland Only! | Immortal Johnathan Thurston and Broncos skipper Adam Reynolds!!

Every week we catch up with the biggest names in Rugby League. This week we check in with future Immortal Johnathan Thurston and Broncos skipper Adam Reynolds ahead of the Good Friday blockbuster between the Broncos and Cowboys this weekend. 

FULL SHOW | Mark Geyer, JT, Tom Rockliff and Les Kiss on today's show!!

A massive guest list on today's show, featuring Mark Geyer, JT, Tom Rockliff and Les Kiss, all with a story to tell. Plus, some Easter tips to get you throught the break. And, Marto gets everyone across The Stawell Gift. 

FULL SHOW | Reece Walsh's MASSIVE payday!

Reece Walsh signs a huge deal with The Broncos. Adam Reynolds shares his thoughts and how he'll return for this week's clash. Plus, Harris Andrews joins the show and reckons The Lions are back on track. And, the best 'weird' places to pick up!!

FULL SHOW | Marto has a tip for the NRL that has legs!

Marto's suggestion to V'Landys & Co has real portential. Plus, is Easter doomed in SE Qld thanks to this weather? And, Russia demonstrates how to treat terrorists...although kind'a ironic given what they're up to themselves!

FULL SHOW | Will Daniel Ricciardo see out the year?

Daniel Ricciardo failed to grab some Top 10 points in the GP - will this mean Liam Lawson will take his seat? Plus, Marto's thought on NRL home ground advantages. And, what's your suburb's nickname?

Queensland Only! | We speak with Adam Reynolds about his pesky knee AND Wendell Sailor's verdict on The Broncos!

Every week we talk to the biggest names in rugby league in this week’s edition of Broncos skipper Adam Reynolds gives us an update on his injury and Wendell Sailor breaks down where it all went wrong for the Broncos against the Panthers.

FULL SHOW | Wendell Sailor's verdict on The Broncos

Big Dell shares his thoughts on the Broncos' performance last night. Plus, what do your shoes say about you? And, The Lions' Harris Andrews drops into the studio for some laughs

FULL SHOW | Billy Walters' thoughts on Marto's Grand Plan for The Broncos

Marto discussed a game-changing tactic with Billy Walters, with varying results! Plus, K-Rudd is in Trump's crosshairs. And, The Reds' Frasier McReight on the impact they're having in 2024

FULL SHOW | Tevita Pangai Jnr spotted at Suncorp!!

Is Tevita Pangai Jnr headed back to the Broncos? Plus, Supercars have been dudded at the upcoming Melbourne GP. And, Trevor Long explains why your phone may soon cost you your life

FULL SHOW | Have we lost the plot over the Brisbane Olympic Games?

After a review that cost over $400k, our Olympic 'solution' is leaving us feel cold. Plus, Mick Molloy drops in for a chat. And, Ed Kowlaczyk from Live!

FULL SHOW | Was Latrell Mitchell out of line??

Latrell's swear-fest at our own Ben Dobbin may land him in hot water. Plus, 'One Way Fueds'. And, Turkey Hair Transplants :)

Queensland Only! | Dobbo's Mail On Adam Reynolds' Knee Injury, Dolphins' Josh Kerr & Marto's Advice For Corey Oates

On this week's edition of Queensland Only our Broncos insider Dobbo gives us an update on Adam Reynolds knee injury, Dolphins forward Josh Kerr lifts the lids on Wayne Bennett’s fitness regime and Marto has an idea to save Corey Oates career at the Broncos.

FULL SHOW | The Lions' Harris Andrews, the Reds' Tom Lynagh AND The Dolphins' Josh Kerr on the show!

A sporting feast this morning with Harris Andrews, Tom Lynagh and Josh Kerr. Plus, we crown Brisbane's Best Pub, as voted by the people of Brisbane. And, all the wrap up of last night's Broncos win!

FULL SHOW | Kevvie Walters gets stroppy!!

Kevvie Walters not happy with the line of questioning. Plus, the Top 4 in our search for Brisbane's Best Pub, as voted by you. And, Clive Palmer blows a sh*t-ton of money on another crazy project

INTERVIEW | Broncos' Adam Reynolds On Spencer Leniu & Rabbitohs Banter

FULL SHOW | 8 weeks for Spencer Lenui - is it enough??

Spencer Lenui cops an 8 week suspension for racism against Ezra Mam, but is it enough? Adam Reynolds shares his thoughts. Plus, we wrap the Oscars in unusual fashion (as usual!) And, when did you get kicked out of a pub? 

FULL SHOW | Is Wayne Bennett on the gummies?!

Marto thinks Wayne has been sampling the sponsor's merch. Plus, which Brissie pub is responsible for the most kids being born? And, Eshays swarming in Logan!

Queensland Only! | The Qld NRL Podcast, this week ft Billy Walters and Sean O'Sullivan

Welcome to Queensland Only! Every week we talk to the biggest names in Queensland rugby league! This week, we hear from The Dolphins' half-back, Sean O'Sullivan. Plus, Billy Walters shares all about the Vegas trip and an awkward flight home with the Roosters!

FULL SHOW | The Dolphins new sponsor raises Marto's interest

The Dolphins get a new sponsor and Marto is all over it. Plus, the Katter Party actually gain some cred with their latest protest. And, we Lassoo a Dolphin!

FULL SHOW | Dan's New Game!!

Dan introduces a new game to the show, with a listener getting loose! Plus, the Lions' Captain, Harris Andrews, prepares us for the clash against Carlton. And, would you fly Virgin if they included dogs and cats in the cabin?!

FULL SHOW | Billy Walters' awkward flight home from Las Vegas

Bill Walters on The Broncos sharing the flight home from Vegas with The Roosters! Plus, how much has Sam Kerr kept secret? And, The Dolphins' Sean O'Sullivan says it was a brutal pre-season under Wayne's watch!!

FULL SHOW | How do we get kids off their phones?!

We need to get kids off phones and interacting, but how do we do it? We talk about some methods to use. Plus, Sam Kerr in strife. And, when you 'souvenir' something from a pub

FULL SHOW | Your complete NRL Vegas wrap!!

We go through all the highs - and lows - of NRL Las Vegas. Plus, have you been kicked out of a pub, and what for? And, Marto's Mardi Gras review!!

Queensland Only! | Footy's back! Vegas Time! Ft. Adam Reynolds, Gorden Tallis & Corey Parker

Welcome to Queensland Only! Every week we talk to the biggest names in Queensland rugby league! This week ahead of Round One in Vegas we catch up with Broncos skipper Adam Reynolds to find out how the boys are shaping ahead of their clash with the Roosters, Gorden Tallis gives us his take on what’s happening on the ground in Vegas and former Broncos Skipper Corey Parker open up on his CTE fears.

FULL SHOW | Brisbane's Best Pizza winner announced!!

After thousands of votes (like thousands) we announce the Best of Brisbane: Best Pizza winner!! Plus, we cross to Gordy Tallis live in Vegas. And, Dan's hometown, Nambour, in the news for all the wrong reasons :)

FULL SHOW | Corey Parker responds to CTE rumours

Corey Parker reflects on a CTE diagnosis. Plus, we're down to the Top 3 Finalists in our Best of Brisbane - Best Pizza category. And, we love Bob Katter...forever loose!!

INTERVIEW | Broncos' Skipper Adam Reynolds Checks In Live From Los Angeles!

FULL SHOW | Adam Reynolds live from Los Angeles

Adam Reynolds joins us live in LA for a Broncos update. Plus, are Colesworth killing the farmer's future? And, when self defence becomes a sport!!

FULL SHOW | Forget 'Baz Ball', it's time for 'Kev Ball'!!

The action in the U.S. heats up with The Broncos and Kev Ball. Plus, Dan off to surgery today for an operation on his....balls. And, the Harris Andrews Collingwood theory

FULL SHOW | Are The Broncos at risk of losing Reece Walsh?

The Broncos are in Los Angeles and NFL Talent Scouts are already circling. Plus, Logan Paul unleashes. And, The Reds get off to a great start for Season 2024

FULL SHOW | Our RBT Game goes completely off the rails!

Always a favourite, the RBT Game took an absolute wrong turn this morning! Plus, Dave Reynolds previews the action of Supercars this weekend. And, James O'Connor talks about the Reds' chances for the '24 Season start at Suncorp this weekend

FULL SHOW | Marto's hospital visit for 'down there'

Marto went in for a procedure for 'down there'. Plus, one Corey Parker interviews Taylor Swift. And, all get together for 'Margaux's Box'.... it's a new Matchbox 20 comp :)

FULL SHOW | Our fave utes to get a massive price hike!

We all love a ute, but they're soon to become way more exxy. Plus, Marto upset a Stop & Go sign lady yesterday and she had her say! And, Albo's questionable music taste 

FULL SHOW | An exclusive with a Snr Qld Police Officer on Youth Crime

We had to scramble his voice for legal reasons, but a Qld Snr Police Officer shares his view on the Youth Crime issue. Plus, the best pick for The Broncos # 14. And, do Stop-Go workers get paid too much??!

FULL SHOW | All hail the return of Rug'ba League!!

They're only trial games, but how good is it to have NRL back on! Plus, do you have the neighbourhood pool? And, a new attire for sport :)

FULL SHOW | The exclusive Broncos' Behaviour Guide

Marto gets his hand on The Broncos Bible. Plus, can you legally tackle an intruder in your house? And, is it time to get a 'Dumb Phone'?

FULL SHOW | We announce the Best Butcher in Brisbane!!

We crown the Best of Brisbane - Best Butcher! Plus, Marto reveals the NRL sexiest men (!). And, our weekly fave: The RBT Game

FULL SHOW | A MUST listen with our Spousal Arousal sessions

Listen to three Brisbane couples as they convince their spouse to come home for a 'quickie'! Plus, Marto's warning to all men, today especially. And, how did you lose a finger?!

FULL SHOW | Exclusive audio of the Carrigan v Reynolds scuffle!!

We reveal exclusive audio of the Patty v Adam park stoush. Plus, a shark gets on the gear. And, it turns out Putin is a dirty thief!

FULL SHOW | Vote 1: Alfie Langer!!

We reckon Alfie Langer should be in the NRL Immortal ranks. Plus, has Barnaby Joyce now endeared himself to ordinary Australians, following his PFO? And, all the hype of Super Bowl!! 

FULL SHOW | Brisbane's Best Baker is announced!!

We reveal, from your votes, Brisbane's Best Bakery!! Plus, will PNG get an NRL Team from Peter V'landys??? And, turns out Viagra is good for you :)

FULL INTERVIEW: Father Of Murdered Teen Calls For Immediate Action

FULL SHOW | Marto's idea for a new NRL Breeding Program

Marto gets loose when tackling new stock for the NRL. Plus, we get close to collating your votes for Brisbane's Best Bakery! And, when you get sent to HR (again, it's Marto!)

FULL SHOW | Is it time again to lock up violent 'kids'??

Our Youth Justice laws come under the spotlight, following the Redbank Plains stabbing murder. Plus, an Aussie playing in this year's Super Bowl. And, which star has ended up costing you the most money?

FULL SHOW | Ezra says thankyou, Mam, to The Broncos!

Ezra Mam signs huge deal with The Broncos. Plus, has Youth Crime deterred you from going out? And, are Marto Margaux and Dan out of a job with our new AI Voice Generator?!

FULL SHOW | All hail the end of Dry January.....esp Marto!

Marto wrapped up a Dry January...and got right back to old times. Plus, what is the Best Bakery in Brisbane? It's your chance to pick up $1000 for voting. And, Taylor Swift numpties

FULL SHOW | We announce Brisbane's Best Burger!!

The Best of Brisbane unearthed Brisbane's Best Burger and it romped in with the votes!! Plus, dating a Broncos' player's sister...yikes. And, our Friday favourite: Triple M's RBT Game :)

FULL SHOW | The Bison takes out the Allan Border medal!!

Our favourite, Mitch Marsh, drops some cracker line accepting the Allan Borger Medal. Plus, a new scam involving number plates in Qld. And, weird funeral requests!

FULL SHOW | PM Albo gives Marto some lip!!

Albo is none too pleased with how Marto presents himself. Plus, Total Tools step in to help a Brissie tradie who lost everything in yesterday's floods. And, former Test cricketer and serial big-hitter, Shane Watson, has some advice for everyone

FULL INTERVIEW | Anthony Albanese gives Marto some lip!

FULL SHOW | When you have to do the Council's work for them :)

We ponder if it's illegal to take some Local Council matters into your own hands. Plus, a Caboolture burger joint makes our Best of Brisbane qualifiers. And, rain and flooding causes havoc across Brissie roads

FULL SHOW | The West Indies beat Australia, and no-one is upset about it!!

The West Indies manage a memorable win against the Aussies. Plus, why NRL players shouldn't do a podcast. And, should there be pineapple on a burger?

FULL SHOW | The Brisbane Heat win the comp!!

The Brisbane Heat left the SCG in tatters. Nice. Plus, Trent Dalton said he wrote Boy Swallows Universe listening to Triple M! And, some dire weather reports for Brisbane's expected rainfall over the next week

FULL SHOW | The U.S. Visa issues facing The Broncos

The Broncos face a battle getting some naughty players into The States. Plus, Chris Brown (mother of Heat slooger Josh). And, Marto gets excited about Lawn Porn

FULL SHOW | Did Adam Reynolds chuck a sickie at training??!

Adam Reynolds pulls up sore at Broncos' training. Plus, Marto sits down for his first binge-watching session. And, The Heat get across the line thanks to the magnificent effort from Josh Brown!

FULL SHOW | Marto gets bailed up by some Icies!!

Marto confronted by Icies trying to steal his bike! Plus, Boof Lehmann previews the action of the Heat's do-or-die clash. And, what are kids actually good for?!

FULL SHOW | Things you SHOULDN'T do with your partner!!

The things that you definitely shouldn't do with your partner. Plus, Marto isn't happy that Moreton Island has scored a 'Top 100 in the World' rating. And, Dave Gleeson from the Screaming Jets revisits his first meeting with Molly Meldrum

FULL SHOW |What does the NRL new rule mean for this season's footy?

Corey Parker explains the new NRL Rule for Season 2024. Plus, Adrain Schrinner warms to the idea of the bin chicken being our Olympic Mascot. And, what do you keep in a jar? One caller took it a tad too far!

FULL SHOW | The horse trainer goes rogue!!

Horse trainer goes rogue in offering blunt advice to owners. Plus, Marto getting right into Kokkinakis. And, Tubby Taylor critiques the Windies chances

FULL SHOW | Giving up the booze and ciggies

Marto is Day 4 of no ciggies and booze. Plus, bargain real estate to still be had in SE Qld. And, non-traditional parenting!!

FULL SHOW | We're back for 2024!!

Lots of holiday tales to be told. Plus, does Steve Smith actually like cricket? And, Margaux's New Year resolutions...

How NOT to teach your kids how to drive | Summer Special!

Laurie from Springfield needs tips on how to teach his son on how to drive, Margaux has some tips for the Brisbane Olympics and our favourite comedian Harley Breen tries to make his nephew a man

Marto's hairy ass tattoo | Summer Podcast!

Luke has moved to Australia from the UK and needs help picking an NRL team, our favourite comedian Harley Breen gets naked with his neighbour and we find Brisbane's loosest teacher 

Schools have gone too far | Summer Special!

Hilly from North Lakes has a kid starting school this year and needs help with what to put in the lunch box, Margaux found her soulmate and our favourite comedian Harley Breen gives us a review of South Bank Beach

Reliving the chaos which was Triple M's Brisbane Book of Records! | Summer Special!

We relive one of the greatest days of 2023…Triple M's Brisbane Book of Records.

Dan's camping disaster | Summer Special!

Renee from Waterford wants tips from the guys on how to avoid camping disasters, Harley has found a new talent in writing rental ads and Marto's got some serious questions about women's g-strings.

Happy New Years & happy birthday to Wayne Bennett | Summer Special!

The guys debate the pros and cons of surprise weddings, we uncover the sexiest suburb in Brisbane and find out the biggest drug taking sea animal.

Clubbing with your children? Play on? | Summer Special!

Kenny from Albion needs advice for what cocktails to make for his wife's party, Marto receives his first fine and you won't believe where Brisbane women are being forced to give birth!

Marto's had a gutful! | Summer Special!!

Margaux struggles with her maths as she tries to figure out what to do for her birthday, Marto salutes Brisbane's best green thumbs and we celebrate the greatest sport's interview of the year. 

Unpacking Marto's childhood | Summer Special!

Jake from Upper Coomera wants a ruling on his family's annual backyard cricket match, Marto's wife has a bizarre new hobby and we hear some of the lamest sporting injuries of all time

The origin of Christmas (sort of) | Summer Special!

The guys have a crack at explaining the origins of Christmas, Marto has a solution to Queensland's police shortage and Margaux has found a vending machine that we all need in our lives!

D*cks for hands | Summer Special!

Dan from Kipparing needs help finding his stepson a sport to play next year. Dan has employed Marto to be his personal removalist and Australia's richest man has done the unthinkable 

Marto is the Kyle Sandilands of our show | Summer Special!

Dan and Margaux discover that they were actually separated at birth! Margaux has let Corey down in the worst way possible and we go on the search for the Loch Ness Monster

What can't superglue do?? | Summer Special!

Ben from Mansfield needs some tips on how to break his Uncle's Slip n Slide record, Marto solves the cost of living crisis and Corey has been caught stealing from the Parker kids.

Marto loves Keeping Up With The Kardashians | Summer Special!

Matt from Tambourine is heading on a long haul flight and wants tip on what shows to watch, Marto investigates what Margaux really got up to on her bridesmaid weekend and we induct a Lions star into the Croaky Voice Choir. 

Being the black sheep of the family... | Summer Special!

Lisa from Holland Park's wants to how to handle a joint Christmas, Margaux shocks Marto with a gift for the ages and Marto's been caught out fratinzing with the enemy!

Marto's advice for an Aussie Christmas lunch | Summer Special!

The guys discuss what makes an authentic Christmas, Margaux proves that she's an everyday hero and Marto has been caught out being the world's biggest tight arse!

The worst Christmas presents ever... | Summer Special!

Reddit has released it's top ten worst Christmas gifts for the festive season, Marto has a bedroom dilemma and he's also found his favourite police officer

FULL SHOW | The end of year Triple Emmy's!!!

The Triple Emmy's celebrate all the highs (and lows) of this year. Plus, our RBT Game has a twist today. And, Marto sneaks a microphone into the Dolphins' gym!

FULL SHOW | Wayne Bennett's fat-shaming at The Dolphins!!

Wayne Bennett lays down the law at The Dolphins. Plus, funny business name puns. And, Marto gets into the distillery biz :)