BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | Whats your dude doing in the bathroom?

Happy Friday Rice Cookers! We start with the Miss AI pageant then we ask whats your dude doing in the bathroom? After Ducko revealed his mate gave his old fella a flick after a wizz. Jess wonders if she was wrong to bring her husband Angus dinner last night and Shy Guy wraps up the week that was in his diary. See you in two weeks!

FULL SHOW | Did you just say c**k?

Are employers hiring based off vibe now? Jess details the strange place she changed her 5 month old Lucia and Ducko has a not so flattering nickname for his partner Morgan!

FULL SHOW | How longs your sesh?

Dr claims men have been going to the bathroom wrong, Jess thinks her shoes are emotional and Ducko's dad has been buying stuff of the tv!

FULL SHOW | What type of rice are we?

We wanna know what do you still goto your parents for and we find out if garlic bread is overrated or underrated? Margot Robbie revealed she tracked her mums expenses and we reveal the shocking number Jess's dad put on her total sum! The 1 Second Song Game returns for another week Producer Babs VS Pez, will Pez stay on top?

FULL SHOW | Who doesn't love a lemon tree

Today marks Jess's birthday, expect a few surprises today throughout the show. The premier of NSW Chris Minns calls in following the devesting news out of Bondi and Ducko explains what set Pam off that had him red faced!

BONUS | How to talk to your kids about a traumatic event

We speak with psychologist Sandy Rae on how to cope duirng traumatic events and also explain how you can talk to your kids explain events such as the unfortunate events out of Bondi over the weekend.

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | Who likes sucking toes?

We learn Ducko can't blow bubbles with gum, Jess's dog is overwright and why are Ducko's parents taking in some French backpackers? Shy Guy wraps up the week in his week in review to round us out!

BONUS | We callback our JT in NYC Winner!

After 5 weeks we made the call to Stacey who we're sending to New York City to see Justin Timberlake LIVE! Congrats Stacey and thank you all the rice cookers who called in and got on the standby list!

FULL SHOW | Do you clean your feet using the dishwasher?

Scrabble's gone woke, goats are taking over a small Itallian town, we ask whats your partner doing differently and Wavelength returns!

FULL SHOW | French golf course goes nude!

There's a golf course in France imposing a nude play rule, Adam Elliot joins us with a sports wrap and Rob Mills does Shy Guys Dips!

FULL SHOW | What's your favourite vegetable?

Men, do want to know how you stack up against other countries down stairs? Ducko and Shy Guy have the info you need. We talk bringing food from home into the cinemas and baby names. Shy Guy goes against Pez in the 1 Second Song Game who will be victorious?

FULL SHOW | Do you know the BFG?

Ducko has the real reason men get haircuts, Jess found a worm at home only it wasn't a worm, Quiz with a Twist is back for another week and we wanna know where'd you wee?

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

BONUS | The most unlikey animal friends Molly and Peggy

You might have seen this online in the last few days. Molly and Peggy, the unlikey pairing of a dog and a bird that's captured the nation and the world! We talk to their owner Juliette and get the latest on the legal battle thats underway that could rip them apart!

FULL SHOW | A jizz of mayonnaise

Do you know the cullinary term for squirting mayo? You will abut 12 minutes into the podcast! Its Friday so we've got things to 'bone' and we've landed on a name for you - the listner and we need you to get on board! Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review too!

FULL SHOW | Hello rice cookers!

After months have we finally come up with a collective noun for our listeners? Ducko debunks the foot to peen size measurement, Jess explains why she got kicked out of book club, we get your kids party stories and are Jess & Ducko on each others wavelength?

FULL SHOW | Jess's mum describes the playlist!

Jess's mum tried to describe some of the songs we play, can Ducko guess what they are based on her description? Aldi releases a clothing line and Shy Guy demands a rematch after losing yesterdays 1 Second Song Game

FULL SHOW | Predicting Shark Week

We go through the worst sex scenes in movie history, Jess and Ducko talk about their long weekend dramas including a blue bottle and a bikie gang and the 1 Second Song Game is back for another week!

BONUS | Letting 100+ listeners loose on Shortland Waters Golf Club

We gave away $10,000 worth of prizing this morning on the grounds of Shortland Waters Golf Club with our Easter Bunny Money! Watch the full video on Instagram now @JessandDucko

FULL SHOW | Ready, set, go!

We're live from Shortland Waters Golf Club for our $10,000 Easter Bunny Money day! Jess explains why Angus and Lucia didn't make it to the golf club today, we play a round of Shy Guy Dips with a live audience! Ducko explains his Easter plans and we let 100 listeners loose on the grounds fo Shortland Waters Golf Club with $10K up for grabs!

FULL SHOW | MSN hookups

Ducko missed the toilet last night much to his wifes dissapoitment, Kris Jenner is going broke, we have a gift for Adam Elliot and Morgan Evans in studio! 

FULL SHOW | Do you know a monk?

We talk silly tattoos, overrated/underrated is back and we ask whats the worst thing about your workplace? To round it out Pez goes against Producer Billie in the 1 Second Song Game!

FULL SHOW | "The toilets here are f*****!"

Ducko's comentated an NRL game and got pulled up for saying one word, we looks for phychics, Jess had a nightmare weekend with Lucia but found something that calms her down and the Olympic sex ban is lifted so why not celebrate with 300,000 condoms!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | The origins of Jess & Ducko's names

Ducko has a big weekend but got asked one question about something he'll need to wear, we talk icks in men, Morgan accidently froze her car keys. Its the debut of Bone It Fridays and Shy Guy wraps up the week with his week in review!

FULL SHOW | The emoji hack you didn't know!

Ducko invited himself to Jess's place then invited the rest of the team over for dinner, we find out which country is the 'happiest', Jess enters her gardening era and we play Wavelength!

FULL SHOW | Ducko's new mantra!

Adam Elliot in studio with a sports update, Shy Guy Dips returns, we find out who the new Bond actor is and we ask what's something you and your partner do? Shy Guy goes against Pez in the 1 Second Song Game, who will retain the crown?

FULL SHOW | How do dolphins have sex?

We detail how dolphins mate, overrated/underrated returns for another week and Ducko's mum texted in some feedback after seeing him do the weather on Weekend Today.

FULL SHOW | Jess's awkward high five!

Jess had an awkward exchange at the hairdressers, Spotify releases new feature for sexy time, we ask what happened at the wedding and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | Why not leave us a review?

There's some stoned rats in the USA, Shy Guy and Producer Billie paint each other, Jess goes through the best names in sport we play Wavelength and Adam Elliot join us!

FULL SHOW | What's Ducko's tramp stamp say?

There's tension within the team following a group text, NASA is sending messages to Jupiter, AI is helping people talk to the dead, we wanna know whta annoys you when driving and the 1 Second Song Game returns

BONUS | What distracts Guy Sebastian when he's working in LA?

Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about!

FULL SHOW | Ducko's awkward massage

Ducko has a new shirt for Jess made by Red Rooster, Jess is singing to Lucia and her husband is not a fan! Ducko details the awkward moment during his massage yesterday and Guy Sebastian tells us how his collab with Sam Fischer came about!

FULL SHOW | The drama with the neighbour!

The price of the iconic Bunings snag is rising and are the royals overrated? Jess details the drama with her neighbur involving a fence and blood and we aks what went wrong on the holiday? Ellie Angle Mobbs joins us for Endometriosis Awareness Month and comedian Arj Barker calls in!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

BONUS | Jess's message to Lucia on International Womens Day

Jess wrote a letter to her 4 month old daughter Lucia to commemorate International Womens Day

FULL SHOW | Would Ducko take Pam on a flight?

Pets on flights, DJ Khalid avoids getting his shoes dirty, Adam Elliot plays Wavelength and Jess writes a letter to her daughter Lucia for International Womens Day

FULL SHOW | Please respect me!

We dive into the nude cruise with more then 2000 passangers and ask you what you'd take in an emergency. The 1 Second Song game returns for another week and we talk to Adam Voigt on whether or not closing schools during the Carona Virus pandemic was a good move. 

FULL SHOW | "Tasting balls"

Should we make Jess & Ducko branded tampons? Shy Guy Dips returns, Jess explains the 'boy look' to Lucia and why is Ducko avoiding his neighbours?

FULL SHOW | Are you dumb?

Ducko gaslit producer Babs, Jess is taking medication she thinks Ducko should get on, the KIA ad with an all aussie line up and we ask are you dumb?

FULL SHOW | Shut up Shy Guy!

We ask do you have a naughty name and what do you want to apologise to your mum for? We work out Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad kisser and Quiz with a Twist is back for another week!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | Pool pissers unite!

Ducko has a name he wants to test out for our listeners, Jess has an update on whether she'll let Angus go see Fred Again in Sydney, Adam Elliot gives us the latest in sport, we ask what food are you afraid of and Shy Guy wraps up with week in his Week in Review!

FULL SHOW | Is it that bad?

The guys paint each other throughout the show today, we ask did you get egged? The 1 Second Song Game returns will Shy Guy reclaim his title and Ducko gave Morgan a hand made gift for her birthday but did she enjoy it?

FULL SHOW | PENIS!

Sex toy sales reveal the ideal size, we played Toot for TImberlake, Jess and Angus had a fight last night over nothing, Shy Guy Dips returns, Ducko reveals how he saves his contacts and we ask for your dumb injuries!

FULL SHOW | The box vs the bleachers

Jess is now officially a celebrant but there was one issue with her papers, Ducko and Producer Billie went to Taylor Swift last night and had very different experiences and pineapple on a pizza overrated or underrated?

FULL SHOW | Gandalf & Ducko

Pam's medication lead to some confusion at Ducko's place with some tradies, we talk unfortunate nicknames and we we get your weekend wins!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | I am Groot

Granddad discovers porn, Travis Kelce brings golf clubs to Australia, we play a round of Wavelength and we wanna know, did you have surgery while awake?

BONUS | Our obsession with Taylor Swift explained

Kate Pattison calls into the show explaining why the world is obsessed with Taylor Swift! She is a fan studies PhD candidate at RMIT in Melbourne and a big ol Swiftie (but who isn't!) 

FULL SHOW | Sup Harlots!

Someone accidently gave their baby an X rated name, Jess talks us through the new rules of long jump, Producer Shy Guy gets owned in a new game and we ask where did you pump?

BONUS | Ducko begins his IVF journey with his wife Morgan

Ducko gives an insight into the beginning phase of his IVF journey, please respect Ducko and his wife Morgans privacy during this time and favorite the show for any updates.

BONUS | Going to Taylor Swift this weekend? You need to hear this!

"Download your tickets now!" says Trevor Long from EFTM.com

BONUS | Sam Pang's a Swiftie?

The Front Bar's and Have You Been Paying Attention's Sam Pang called into the show ahead of his tour this weekend, revealing he's an avid golfer and a bit of a Taylor Swift fan!

FULL SHOW | We missed the golden age of radio...

Have You Been Paying Attention's Sam Pang calls in for a chat ahead of his tour this weekend. Jess had a go at eating healthy like Ducko regularly does and instantly regrets it! Khloe Kardashian face tunes her cat, Jess opens up about the challenges of mum life and Ducko borrowed something from his neighbours!

FULL SHOW | You won't believe what a man put up his p****!

A guy farts during a game of darts, Tik Tok just got alot better, Ducko recaps the bucks party he went to and we wanna know what backfired?

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW | Why Ducko didn't get laid last night!

Ducko thought he did everything right last night but he made one crucial error! Pink gets stung by a blue bottle, Shy Guy debuts a new game and he wraps up the week in his Week in Review!

BONUS | How to score a free roast chicken from Coles!

Confirmed by staff! If you want to score a free roast chook from Coles you need to hear this!

FULL SHOW | Babe!

How you can snag a free chook from Coles, Ducko's wife Morgan is leaving keys in cars and Jess called her mother in law babe!

THE LATEST | Shooting at Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade

7 News US correspondent David Woiwod gives us the latest out of Kansas City during their Super Bowl parade

FULL SHOW | Can dogs get hemorrhoids?

Ducko's dog has an issue, Pink swallowed a bug on stage last night, Jess became her mum and Shy Guy Dips is back!

FULL SHOW | Why Ducko's neighbours hate him!

How did Ducko pull up after yesterday's Superbowl? We wanna know how thick your partner layed it on after a vasectomy and Ducko realises why his neighbours hate him and the shark and stingray who got it on!

FULL SHOW | Noodles out Monday!

Andy Lee calls in but is he nude as promised? We ask if you have a bad ass granny and what lead Jess and Angus to some mummy and daddy time that might not happen again if it were up to Jess?

BONUS | What you need to know before watching the Superbowl!

ESPN commentator Laurie Horesh calls in ahead of the big game!

BONUS | Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

BONUS | Why Christian Hull spent $20,000 on a cruise!

Viral sensation Christian Hull called into the show to tell us why on earth he spent $20,000 on a world cruise!

FULL SHOW | Chopper dumps poo over suburb!

Man builds Eiffel tower out of matchsticks and gets denied from Guinness World Records, Christian Hull tells us why he spend $20,000 on a cruise and Ducko gives Jess kudos for working with a 3 month old at home PLUS Producer Shy Guy wraps up the week with his Week in Review!

BONUS | We read fairy porn!

LANGUAGE WARNING We read a passage from A Court of Mist and Fury, book 2 in the Acotar book series and things got steamy!

BONUS | Why Gary Barlow wants his kids to leave him alone!

Take That superstar Gary Barlow joins the show!

BONUS | How to avoid getting SCAMMED!

A banker who wished to remain anonymous called in this morning and give some tips on how to detect a scam and what to do if you think someone is scamming you!

FULL SHOW | We need a new jingle!

Ducko had a wild night without Morgan, we talk shopping injuries and creative ways you punished your kids! Gary Barlow from Take That also joins us and we talk to a banking security expert on how to detect a scam!

BONUS | How to WIN $10,000!

It pays to listen to Jess & Ducko! Ricki from Newcastle downloaded the podcast and got the clues from the show and now she's $10,000 richer!

FULL SHOW | The worlds first AI brothel is here!

Berlin opens the worlds first AI brothel, Ashlee Mullany from 7News gives us the latest on King Charles, Shy Guy Dips is back for another week and we chat finance with Effie Zahos!

BONUS | Who got arrested at the Grammys?

Justin Hill wraps up the Grammy awards for us. Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

FULL SHOW | The lost wedding ring!

Scientists found a 2000 year old dildo, we ask on 13 10 60 are you lawn obsessed and Ducko's wife Morgan lost her wedding ring but where did she find it?

FULL SHOW: Who took penis shrinking pills?

Sexy foods, spy pigeons and Demi Lovato all in there and we ask what's something unexpected your kids obsessed with?

BONUS: Shy Guys Week in Review!

Producer Shy Guy takes a look back on this week that was with Jess & Ducko! Follow on the socials @jessandducko for more!

FULL SHOW: Jess's cooked skin check!

Lady Gaga's got her Little Monsters, Justin Bieber's got his Beliebers we need one too! Vote now on Instagram and Shy Guy wraps up with week with his Week in Review

BONUS: Are you about to give birth? You need to hear this!

Jess opens up about her birthing experience and we ask what do you wish someone told you before giving birth. Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

FULL SHOW: The horny world of Crescent City

Ducko wants to know what you can't leave home without, Jess opens up about things she wishes she knew about child birth and why is Ducko on baby sitting duty this arvo?

FULL SHOW: Rage twerking is a thing!

We wanna know what excuse you used to get out of work, Ducko explains a blunder he had emailing the boss of Channel 9 and we debut our new game Shy Guy Dips!

BONUS: Is it okay to tell your wife to relax?

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BONUS: Grant Denyer on getting lucky at school!

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FULL SHOW: Snooping around and eating fruit on the toilet?

TV royalty Grant Denyer calls in, we ask do you eat in the shower? AND you won't believe what Ducko found in his parents bedroom!

BONUS: Parents give their kids outrageous nicknames!

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FULL SHOW: Semen Demons

Today we find out if Todd Woodbridge's nickname really is "a little bit wet" and we find out with state is going to fine you for watching porn. Ducko also asks for Monday off after being on air for just 4 days! Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

FULL SHOW: Get some nose coffee in ya!

50% of men rekon they could land a plane do you? Ducko's mum didn't know the difference between Jenny from the block and Jenny from that show The Block and we talk to Dentist Dr Ryan to see if the guys are floosing correctly! Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

BONUS: What's the worst thing you've ever smelt?

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FULL SHOW: Jess details her Fast & Furious fantasy!

Jess has been binge watching The Fast & the Furious movies and has some ideas to get steamy with her husband Angus! We ask you on 13 10 60 what beauty treatments are you doing on your man and we ask whats the worst smell you ever smelt? Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

FULL SHOW: GIVE ME ICE!

Welcome to 2024! We talk about the most sex obsessed nation, Ducko got awkward on the Today Show and Jess's 12 week old Lucia is talking but can Ducko work out what she's saying? Give us a follow on the socials @jessandducko

The soft launch

What we've learnt from this podcast is that Ducko is the most experienced person on the team! 😨 Follow us @JessandDucko on the socials

FULL SHOW: The Final Dance of Nick, Jess & Ducko

NJD: 1. WAKE UP NEWY 2. Bats Invade Basketball Game 3. King of Short Kings 4. Ducko's Dilemma 5. Jess' Life Update 6. Studio Guests for Nick 7. What's Your NJD Story? 8. Alphabucks 9. Nick's Career Montage 10. The Final Song 11. Farewell Producer Snooze 12. Toodleloo

Toodleloo to Nick H Gill

A Montage the reflect the incredible radio career of our Nick H Gill ...

FULL SHOW: Thank you, Ash London!

NJD: 1. Ducko's Family Holiday 2. Nick's Rejected Content 3. RUN DIPG 4. What Did Your Pet Tell You? 5. Alphabucks 6. Universal Truths 7. Nick's Savage Son 8. Church Music Video 9. Footpath Rule

The Team Admit the Trait They Can't STAND Their Partner's Doing

FULL SHOW: I Love My Partner But ...

NJD: 1. Tattoo Regrets 2. Ducko's IBS Advice 3. Dead or Alive 4. Nick's Rejected Content 5. Golden Bachelor 6. Alphabucks 7. I Love My Partner But ... 8. Purge Photos with Exes