FULL SHOW | It's an absolute POValanche

FULL SHOW | Today we discover how close you were to a lightning strike; Collingwood Skipper, Scott Pendlebury, takes us through the weekend footy results; We find out where you took a tumble; and we play Who-kipedia

Scott Pendlebury on Collingwood’s loss, Ladder Predictor & Massive clash with Carlton

Collingwood skipper Scott Pendlebury joined us after a rare loss for the Pies. He discussed the loss to Sydney, the huge game against Carlton this weekend and the many possibilities in the top 8 with a round to play. 

FRONT PAGE | The Final 8 is almost set

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So my foot is the same size as what?

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out when you accidentally knocked a kid over; Marty inducts a new person into the Dunce Academy; You tell us how you lost a finger; We discover some strange requests that bosses have made; and we uncovered a story that tells us your foot size indicates the size of something else

FULL SHOW | It's Gonna Get a Little Freaky Today

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Nick Riewoldt ahead of round 22 in the AFL; We get your ghost stories for a Freaky Friday; History of Furniture may become history; and we take a look back on another massive week

FRONT PAGE | Cripps Free to Play

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FULL SHOW | The Workplace: Now with Extra Benefits

FULL SHOW | Today we induct a new person into the Dunce Academy; We discover when you sent some fan mail; You tell us about the time you accidentally knocked a kid over; and is today the Marty wins Year Book?

FRONT PAGE | Pies Hit With Flu

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FULL SHOW | Where did my finger go?

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what exploded at home; You tell us how you lost your finger; Loren's Little Quiz is played; and Marty has a story about your nose and another appendage.

FRONT PAGE | The Excel Championships are on

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FULL SHOW | Now with added Fibre to keep you regular

FULL SHOW | Today we pay tribute to Olivia Newton-John; We find out what strange job your boss asked you to do; We play Spotify for a White Guy; Marty has another Tale from the Tabernacle; and You tell us what chased you

FRONT PAGE | Vale OIivia Newton-John

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FULL SHOW | Keep it in your pants!

FULL SHOW | Today does Marty finally win Who-kipedia; We find out what was handed down to your; Collingwood Skipper, Scott Pendlebury stops by; and you tell us about the time you accidentally exposed yourself

Scott Pendlebury on another close win, his busted finger & the Langdon sledge

Scott Pendlebury joined us after the Pies won their eleventh game in a row! He touched on the Ed Langdon sledge, his dislocated finger which has ruined his hand modelling career, being liked across the nation in 2022, the upcoming games & the prospect of Richmond making waves in September! 

FRONT PAGE | Is Cripps in Trouble?

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Marty learns Google

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we question a Russian immigation ad; We find out what your toddler ruined; We play out new game Who-kipedia; Marty has an unusual story regarding the Honey Bee; and Will introduces a new game for us to play

FULL SHOW | Listen Here to Get out of Work

FULL SHOW | Today Marty has a fact about Japan that we're not too sure of; Will takes us through your socials from the week; We have a story about a hard male; and We get the excuses you gave to get out of work

FRONT PAGE | Could Buddy Become a Lion?

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FULL SHOW | You May Want to Get a Pie for this one

FULL SHOW | Today controversy surrounds Year Book; We find what you overpaid for; You tell us how you cheated death; and Marty has news from the World of Bees

FRONT PAGE | Batgirl cancelled

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FULL SHOW | Aren't Toddlers Just Great

FULL SHOW | Today we fined out the worst place you have ever lived; Marty assumes control of Loren's Little Quiz; and you tell us what your toddler ruined

FRONT PAGE | Drama in the F1

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FULL SHOW | It swung like a Yo-Yo!

FULL SHOW | Today we discuss what food you take to the footy; Find out who is Melbourne's most notable person; Play Spotify for a White Guy; and we ask "How did you bust your ball?"

FRONT PAGE | Comm Games Gold Rush Continues

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FULL SHOW | Will is sad :(

FULL SHOW | Today we find out how you broke your leg; Collingwood Captain Scott Pendlebury joins us after another win and discloses a career first; You tell us when you got lost; We play Who-kipedia and it gets very close; and find out why Will is sad

Scott Pendlebury on 10 in a row, Ginnivan's treatment & playing finals in 2022

Scott Pendlebury joined us after another narrow win for the Magpies! He discussed their hot streak, the umpires treatment of young gun Jack Ginnivan, looking forward to an unexpected finals berth in a few weeks time & his first fine from the AFL! 

FRONT PAGE | Price of Beer set to Soar

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When leaving early was a bad idea

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out what impaled you and where you fainted; We play Who-kipedia; Marty has another Feel Good Story; The Dunce Academy gets another inductee; and you tell us when you regretted leaving early

FULL SHOW | Amazing Kids

FULL SHOW | Today we find out how amazing your kid is; Nick Riewoldt gives us his thoughts on the pre-finals bye; Marty has details on what a War Museum is asking patrons to stop doing; and we take a look back on another big week.

Nick Riewoldt on wanting to get rid of the pre-finals bye, who will chair Joel Selwood off, and a preview of round 20

Rooey dropped by the studio today to preview round 20 and discuss all the big issues in footy!

FRONT PAGE | The Commonwealth Games begin

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FULL SHOW | You Nincompoop!

FULL SHOW | Today we find out when you performed some home surgery; Year Book is the game we play; You tell us when you fainted; and Marty has some details for a procedure for your old fella

FRONT PAGE | Is Clarko GWS Bound?

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FULL SHOW | Pass Me The Pastizzi

FULL SHOW | Today we get your view on the Manly Pride Jersey controversy; We find out what you'd like to be buried with; Marty asks for UFO encounters; and we play Loren's Little Quiz

FRONT PAGE | Manly Jersey Controversy

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FULL SHOW | Oh look at that. I've been Impaled.

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what event you left early only to miss the highlight; We play Spotify for a White Guy; Marty inducts someone into the Dunce Academy; and we find out when you were impaled.

FRONT PAGE | Parts of Round 23 Leaked

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FULL SHOW | Yeah. I shouldn't have eaten that

FULL SHOW | Today Marty has a story about a man who can't stop farting; Collingwood skipper, Scott Pendlebury, gives us an insight into yesterday's dramatic win over Essendon; Marty's Monday's Memes gets another run; and we play our new game Whokipedia

Scott Pendlebury on Elliott's match winner, Awesome Round 19 games & Pre-Finals Bye

Collingwood skipper Scott Pendlebury joined us after a dramatic finish at the MCG yesterday afternoon! He discussed Elliott's match winner, being in the top 4, a huge round of footy and the pre-finals bye. 

FRONT PAGE | The Pies Great Escape

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Getting Stuck and Having Regrets

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out what you'd tell your younger self; We find out what you studied and what you actually ended up doing; Spotify for a White Guy returns; Marty has a new segment; and we find out what was stupidly expensive

FULL SHOW | It's a Massive Dump to End the Week

FULL SHOW | Today things get a little spooky; Producer Will takes us through the socials; Nick Reiwoldt previews round 19 in the AFL; and find out what happened to the Triple M Hot Air Balloon

Nick Riewoldt on playing in grand final rematches, head high tackles, and round 19

Nick Riewoldt joined the crew to preview a massive round 19 in the AFL!

FRONT PAGE | Should North get a Priority Pick?

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FULL SHOW | Let's talk Public Holidays

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what you studied and what you actually ended up doing; Marty inducts someone new into the Dunce Academy; We have some info on the most common dreams; And we play probably the longest edition of Year Book ever.

FRONT PAGE | Will Clarko Coach the Roos?

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FULL SHOW | Over 2 Hours of Dump Fun!

FULL SHOW | Today we may have found a contender to Fergie's Anthem Fail; We get your What Are The Chances Stories; Marty takes on Loren in Loren's Little Quiz; and we find which celeb you shared a plane flight with.

FRONT PAGE | Elton John coming back to Oz

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FULL SHOW | Stuck on a Dump with Mick Molloy

FULL SHOW | Today we find out where you got stuck; Marty has a list of regrets; We play Spotify for a White Guy; You tell us what you really got overcharged for; and we're joined by Mick Molloy

FRONT PAGE | Could Covid Iso Rules be Changing?

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FULL SHOW | And the Drought is Broken!

FULL SHOW | Today Marty celebrates his Kangaroos finally winning a game; We have a story about the Thai King; and Marty has a new segment

FRONT PAGE | Cam Smith wins The British Open

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My Bum Hurts and That's a Punny Business Name

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out when you ruined the rental and also how you got bogged; We ask for the punny business names you've seen; We take a look back on the week that was; and find out how one guy really hurt his bum

FULL SHOW | You shouldn't have eaten that

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Nick Rickwoldt ahead of round 18 and he gives us his thoughts on North Melbourne; We find out what you found in your food; Will takes us through the socials; and we take a look back on the week

Nick Riewoldt on joining the Friday Huddle tonight, where North Melbourne go next, and a preview of round 18

Rooey joined the crew this morning to discuss all the big issues in footy and preview a massive round 18!

FRONT PAGE | Could a Bali Travel ban be coming?

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FULL SHOW | Who Gets a Statue?

FULL SHOW | Today Marty's favourite quiz "Year Book" makes a return; We find out where you got bogged; There is another entry into the Dunce Academy; and we want to know who should get a statue

FRONT PAGE | The Maroons Rule the State of Origin

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FULL SHOW | Ouch! I've Torn Me Bum

FULL SHOW | Today Marty inducts someone new into the Dunce Academy; We play Loren's Little Quiz; We find out how you hurt your bum; And we get some Punny Business Names

FRONT PAGE | Wanted: Coach. Apply at North Melbourne

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FULL SHOW | Songs for the Departed

FULL SHOW | Today we play Spotify for a White Guy in our new studios; We find out what song you want played at your funeral; We discuss the coaching situation at North Melbourne; and Marty has a list of when you should replace some household items

FRONT PAGE | The Fake IPL that duped the Punters

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FULL SHOW | We're Back and in New Digs

FULL SHOW | Today we return and we have a new studio to play in!  Also today we discuss getting hurt overseas; Nick Kyrgios gets a mention or two; Marty has a Tale from the Tabernacle; And Daisy Thomas reviews round 17 for us

FRONT PAGE | Kyrgios just Misses out

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BEST OF | The one Rules, Stacks and Partner Swaps

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today Marty has a list of unwritten men rules; We find out when your mum has stacks it and also when you've stacked the bike; There is a Tale from the Tabernacle; and we ask if you've ditched one sibling to go out with the other

BETS OF | The one with Surgical Whoopsies and Broken Hands

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we find out when your dad got into a fight; Marty has a story on an Elephant crashing a funeral; You tell us how you broke your hand; and we discover what went wrong in the surgery

BEST OF | The one Sweethearts, Animal Love and hurt Nipples

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we find out if you married your high school sweetheart; Speaking about love, Marty has a story involving two dolphins and an anaconda; We discover a few picky eaters; There is a great What are the Chances story; and we ask how did you hurt your nipple

BEST OF | The one with Secrets

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we take a look at some of the great World Cup anthems; Find out what you turned the are room into; Discover how you burnt your dum; and we get your family secrets

BEST OF | The one with Awful Actors, Naughty Rams and Dirty Plants

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we get a little romantic and find out how you popped the question; Marty has a story about Ram that got jailed and also a Plant in Cambodia that you should leave alone; Plus we find out where you fainted and if you hit a kid accidentally; and we go through a list of actors who put on some very ordinary accents

BEST OF | The one with Reunions, Cruise Ships and Something Stuck in your Ear

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we find out about your family reunion; Marty has a story about a couple who sold up everything to live on a cruise ship; We delve into your greatest fears; Find out what you ruined on the first day; and ask not only what did you choke on but also what got stuck in your ear.

BEST OF | The haunted one with Bad Losers and Poo Nightmares

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we find out what the tradies are having for breakfast; we ask if you've got a tight mate and how you busted your eye;  We discuss bad losers, women's instant turn offs and haunted house; And we have some poo nightmares.

BEST OF | The one with Funny Names and Busted Nipples

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we find out who you caught naked and also how you hurt your nipple; We've got some funny names of famous people; Marty has a list of some unwritten rules for men; and rediscover why one man divorced his wife

BEST OF - The one with the lost kids

BEST OF | The Marty Sheargold Show is on a short break.  But don't fear, Marty and the Team will return with a new show on Monday July 11. In the meantime, we're reliving some of the best bits of the show from the last few months. Today we go back and find out about your heart attack; we ask who your hall pass is; Marty has a Tale from the Tabernacle; and we also have a fact you may not have known about Ajax.

I Electrocuted Myself

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we were missing Loren but didn't stop asking When did you burn your bum?, How did electrocute yourself?; What are the signs you're getting old?; and When did you Mum take a tumble?; plus Marty has details on how a man got over a Pepsi addiction and we have another Tale from the Tabernacle

FULL SHOW | Are Dentists really Doctors?

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what you did with your loved ones ashes; Whokepeadia gets another run; and you tell us what the doctor got wrong

FRONT PAGE | Demons Dominate Lions

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FULL SHOW | The Return of Lozza.... and Patricia

FULL SHOW | Today Loren returns from her sickness; Nick Riewoldt joins us with his son to discuss a massive round 15 of footy; Marty has a story about a mum who has taken an embarrassing tumble; and we find out how you broke your hand

Nick Riewoldt on joining the Sunday Rub this week, Richmond getting back to their flag best, and a massive round 15 preview

Nick Riewoldt joined the crew to preview all the round 15 action this morning!

FRONT PAGE | Massive round 15 starts tonight

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FULL SHOW | Shocked by the Power

FULL SHOW | Today we possibly play the worst edition of Loren's Little Quiz ever; Marty delivers another Tale from the Tabernacle; and We find out when you electrocuted yourself

FRONT PAGE | Sri Lanka's historic win over Australia

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FULL SHOW | Why is my bum hot?

FULL SHOW | Today we play Spotify for a White Guy, will we do any better without Loren; Marty delivers a Tale from the Tabernacle; We find out when you burnt your bum; And we ask what are the signs you know you are getting old.

FRONT PAGE | Is The Pope About to Retire?

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FULL SHOW | We're down one Loz

FULL SHOW | Today we're without Loz but we still push on.  In her absence we find out when you stacked your bike; Which former AFL player you watched play a local league game; Daisy Thomas gives us his view on the Jordan de Goey situation; and Marty has a story about a man who was addicted to Pepsi

Daisy Thomas on De Goey's Bali Trip, Bye Rounds & Playing Local Footy

FRONT PAGE | We are the World Darts Champions!

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It's All in the Family

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week has a bit of a Family flavour.  We find out when your dad got into a fight; if you married your childhood sweetheart; and if you have a family secret;  Also we Marty has a list of reasons of why a wife turns down her husband; and we go through the best World Cup anthems

FULL SHOW | A Rare Treat for Marty's Birthday

FULL SHOW | It's Marty's Birthday and he gets a rare treat; We play a new(ish) game; Producer Will goes though the SocWills; We find out what you've done with spare room; and Find out what sport Marty's daughter beat him in

FRONT PAGE | Tigers Roar into the Top 8

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FULL SHOW | Nice Break from Roof Plumbers

FULL SHOW | Today does Marty win Year Book; We get your Family Secret; Nick Riewoldt stops by to talk footy; and we find out where you got your finger stuck

Nick Riewoldt on Spud's Game, the Hall of Fame, priority picks and round 14

Nick Riewoldt joined the crew to preview all the round 14 action!

FRONT PAGE | Is There Life Out There?

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FULL SHOW | Anyone for an Internal Shower?

FULL SHOW | Today Loren's Little Quiz gets a little tense; We find out when your Dad got into a fight; Marty goes through the "best" World Cup anthems; and We ask what event in your kid's life did you miss

FRONT PAGE | New Zealand misses World Cup spot

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FULL SHOW | It must be love, love, love

FULL SHOW | Today Collingwood Captain, Scott Pendlebury, joins us to discuss the AFL Drug Policy; We play Spotify for a White Guy; Marty has a story about an Elephant that went on the attack; and We ask if you married your childhood sweetheart

Scott Pendlebury on Collingwood's massive Queen's Birthday win, the AFL's illicit drugs policy, Bailey Smith, and social media

Collingwood Captain, Scott Pendlebury, joined us to discuss the Pies win over Melbourne; Bailey Smith, and whether it's time to review the AFL illicit drugs policy.

FRONT PAGE | It's Tense in Doha

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BEST OF | Happy Birthday Queen

BEST OF | With today being a public holiday for the Queen's Birthday, we've taken the day off to celebrate.  But to get you through your day, we've compiled some of best bits from the last few weeks.

Black Eyes, Dud Dinners and Hall Passes

For your Saturday we've compiled some of the best bits from this week's Marty Sheargold Show in a podcast we've now called... "The Ham Flower Hour". This week find out who Marty has nominated as his hall pass; we ask where you fainted; Marty has a story where a dud dinner ended in divorce; and we find out when you found some cash

FULL SHOW | Is there an Amanda Reen there?

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Bec Daniher ahead of the Big Freeze at the G; We have an unbelievable What are the Chances; Marty questions men with ladies names; and we find out when you accidentally hurt a kid