Marty's Spring Break | Up Ya Bum and Loud Burps

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including what you were too tall to too short for; Marty has a story about something getting stuck up a bum; we find out when you accidently set yourself of fire; we've got some jokes that never fail; and we go on the search for the loudest burp Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

Marty's Spring Break | It's all about Tales

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including how you lost a toe; You give us your best fishing tale, impaling tales, bad teacher tales and driving tales; Marty has a list of reasons of why men have turn down sex; and we get your punny pet names Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

Marty's Spring Break | If You Smelt it....

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including the worst wedding you've been too; you tell us what was thrown at you; we find out what is cooking in the air fryer; you give us your best dad joke; and we discover alternate ways to call a fart. Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

Marty's Spring Break | Teach the Kid a Lesson

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including your favourite canteen food; how far did you fall; what happened on school camp; Marty has tips on how to land a man; and we also find out how you were taught a lesson as a kid. Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

Marty's Spring Break | Tales of Survival and other Bad Things

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including your car crash survival stories; we discover what your bad teacher did, the time you got some bad sunburn also the bad food you've eaten; And you deliver your best evil laugh to us. Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

Producers Podcast | Salt Lamps.... Discuss

Producers Podcast | This week find out about Will's story of survival on Phillip Island; We got some feedback about saying "hey alexa" and "hey google" too much; We pick which celebs should be friends; and we discuss salt lamps and toadie

Cheap Meals and Bad Tastes

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we ask for cheap family meals; we find out how you re-injured yourself; you tell us about the worst thing you've tasted; and we're joined by Ryan Maloney from Neighbours!

Marty's Spring Break - Impalings, Smells and Naughty Boats

Marty's Spring Break | The Marty Sheargold Show is on Spring Break and reliving some of gold from the past few months including when you saw them nude; your favourite smell; Marty has a story about a boyfriend's contentious demand; the lies you told your kids; and your naughty boat names. Triple M's Marty Sheargold Show returns live on Monday September 25 with your chance to win $10k in Spin it DJ.

FULL SHOW | Look What the Kids Discovered

FULL SHOW | Today Melbourne's Max Gawn tells us what really happened when Brayden Maynard visited Angus Brayshaw; Will takes us through the SocWills; We play Year Book, You tell us how you broke your back; and Marty has list of tweets of parents revealing what their kids discovered

Max Gawn previews semi-final vs Carlton, talks Angus Brayshaw's recovery, alleged toe injury

Max Gawn joined the Marty Sheargold Show ahead of his side's mammoth semi-final against Carlton on Friday night. The Demons skipper discussed Angus Brayshaw's concussion recovery, what went down when Brayden Maynard visited Brayshaw's home, an alleged toe injury, stopping Charlie Curnow and more! 

FRONT PAGE | Major Crash Road Revealed

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FULL SHOW | Cheese! Get in my mouth

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what the worst thing you've ever tasted is; Ryan Maloney from Neighbours drops in ahead of the shows return; and the Wednesday Wheel of Games spins up an old fave

FRONT PAGE | Maynard Free to Play

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FULL SHOW | Cheap Meals and Lies Lies Lies

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what you learned that wasn't true; Marty has another Dunce Academy inductee; We play the Gift; and you give us your cheap family meal recipes

FRONT PAGE | Stop Hating on Nickelback

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FULL SHOW | Listen in the Nude... If you want

FULL SHOW | Today Marty has a new inductee for the Dunce Academy; We discuss the first week of the AFL Finals with Daisy Thomas; and We find out what activities you shouldn't do nude

Daisy Thomas Recaps The First Week Of Finals

Daisy Thomas joins the Marty Sheargold Show to discuss the fallout from week one of finals, including Brayden Maynard's tribunal case, Carlton's electric crowd, the Brisbane fortress, the sneaky Giants and more!

FRONT PAGE | Calls for Tighter Pokie Restrictions

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Producers Podcast | What Happened to Ben?!

Producers Podcast | This week Loren wants to know what happened to a friend of the show; we've got some special guests that drop in; We discuss Pillow, Sims, Platters and John Laws; And has Matt started an Old Bay movement?

The Return of a Fave Game

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out where you got bogged and also what happened on School camp; You tell us about when the surgery went wrong; and a favourite game makes a return

FULL SHOW | Export This!

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what you're too tall or too short for; Will takes us through your messages from the week; And you tell what Australia's best exports are

FRONT PAGE | Pies Down the Dees

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FULL SHOW | Eating Challenge Boast

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Melbourne's Max Gawn ahead of tonight's Qualifying Final against Collingwood; We find out how you stained the carpet; and Marty has a list of frustrating phrases

Max Gawn talks finals footy, Collingwood matchup & more

Melbourne captain Max Gawn joined the Marty Sheargold Show ahead of his club's Qualifying Final against Collingwood at the MCG, previewing all the action across the opening week of the finals series.

FRONT PAGE | Trump v Megan

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FULL SHOW | That's Not Meant to be There

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Celia Pacqola ahead of Marty's debut performance on Thank God You're Here; We find out what went wrong at the surgery; And we bring back a favourite game

FRONT PAGE | Spanish Soccer Upheaval

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FULL SHOW | I'm a little stuck

FULL SHOW | Today we find out where you got bogged; Marty has a new inductee for the Dunce Academy; The Jury returns; and we play The Gift

FRONT PAGE | Train Strike Looms

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FULL SHOW | The Day Camp Went Wrong

FULL SHOW | Today we preview week one of the AFL Finals with Daisy Thomas; You tell us what went wrong on school camp; and we play Whokipedia

Daisy Thomas Previews The First Week Of Finals

Triple M's Dale Thomas jumped on the Marty Sheargold Show looking ahead to the opening weekend of finals footy. The former Magpies and Blues star provided predictions for each of the four matches.

FRONT PAGE | Naughty Mickey

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Producers Podcast | Dip Your Chips

Producers Podcast | This week Matt makes an apology; We discuss bathroom safety; There is some footy chat; and what is best to put on your potato cake

Bad Teachers, Impalings and Funny Winds

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we're joined by Australian Cricket legend, Adam Gilchrist; You tell us about the things that you didn't like as a kid but love now; We get your alternate names for farts; and We hear about your bad teachers.

FULL SHOW | How Good is Your Dad

FULL SHOW | Today Marty has a story about a per-historic bird making a comeback; We're joined by Max Gawn; and We find out how good your Dad

Max Gawn on the Pre-Finals Bye, AFL Awards Night & Father's Day

Melbourne captain Max Gawn spoke to the Marty Sheargold Show during the pre-finals bye, discussing the upcoming Qualifying Final clash with Collingwood, injuries, potential team changes, the AFL's awards night, insight into player's voting, father's day and more!

FRONT PAGE | Spring Warning

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FULL SHOW | Who dropped the Bottom Trumpet?

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what you call a fart; Marty inducts a baseball fan into the Dunce Academy; We play Year Book; and we find out where you've never been to in Melbourne

FRONT PAGE | Butters Takes Out AFL Top Award

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FULL SHOW | Men Don't Wear G-Strings

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Australian Cricket Legend, Adam Gilchrist; There is controversy around our Wednesday Wheel; We find out what you disliked as a kid, but love now; and Marty has a story about what people are sticking up their bums

Adam Gilchrist talks cricket memories, love for Carlton, upbringing & more!

Legendary Aussie cricketer Adam Gilchrist joined the Marty Sheargold Show, sharing memories from his playing career, the day retirement came knocking, how Marty almost became Australia's number one keeper, his love for the Carlton Football Club, and more!

FRONT PAGE | Footy Sellout

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FULL SHOW | Teacher did a Bad Bad Thing

FULL SHOW | Today we get your What are the Chances stories; The Gift doesn't go to well; Marty has a story about a naughty ancient statue; and we find out about your bad teacher

FRONT PAGE | Elton Takes a Tumble

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FULL SHOW | There's Something Stuck in Me

FULL SHOW | Today we talk footy with Daisy Thomas; Tony Martin stops by to talk Sizzletown and Have You Been Paying Attention; and we find out when you got impaled

Daisy Thomas Reviews Round 24 & Talks The Race For The Premiership

FRONT PAGE | The Parade Returns to the Streets

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Producers Podcast | Explain Tuesdays To Me

Producers Podcast | This week Will has an outrageous story about some trespassing sessions; We talk showers, fruit, Lego, sleep and Grand Prix; and How does Matthew make Loren's day?

Lost Toes, Amazing Kids and some Dad Jokes

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week you tell us about your amazing kid; We find out how you lost a toe; Marty has list of Dad jokes; and we want to know what kid thing you would like an adult version of

FULL SHOW | Young People These Days

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what young people are missing out on these days; Melbourne Captain, Max Gawn, previews round 24 for us; Will takes out through your social messages from the week; And Marty has a story about a Girl who has been banned from farting

Max Gawn On The Score Review System, Simon Goodwin & Round 24

Melbourne captain Max Gawn joined the Marty Sheargold Show for a weekly preview of the footy, discussing recent criticism of coach Simon Goodwin, the dramatic score review system, Brodie Grundy, finals jostling and more!

FRONT PAGE | Bob Irwin Goes Official

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FULL SHOW | Somebody Rescue Me

FULL SHOW | Today we find out how you lost your toe; We play Year Book; and You tell use about the time you rescued someone

FRONT PAGE | India Lands on the Moon

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FULL SHOW | Pasta Anyone?

FULL SHOW | Today you tell us about your amazing kid; We find out what kids thing you wished there was an adult version was; and our Wheel of Games spins up Tagline

FRONT PAGE | Some Coffee for Your Concrete

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FULL SHOW | The Case of the Nugget Piggy

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by newly retired Richmond champion. Trent Cotchin; You tell us your best Dad Jokes; and we play The Gift

FRONT PAGE | AFL Review System Revamp

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FULL SHOW | Mo No More

FULL SHOW | Today we find out how you got fired; Marty has a Star Wars themed Tale from the Tabernacle; We play Whokipedia; and we're joined by Tim McDonald ahead of tonight's Have You Been Paying Attention

FRONT PAGE | North Star Attacked

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Producers Podcast | Matthew the Spirit Animal

This week we get a brilliant merch idea; We discover another Martyism infiltrating the world; we discuss weddings, Dr Pepper, bathrooms, and Matthew as a spirit animal; and Will gets sent a personality quiz for us to try

Time for a Punny Pet Name and some Evil Laughs

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week you give us your best evil laugh; We find out when you set yourself on fire; You tell us the punny pet name you gave your pet; and we ask what on-screen death broke you.

FULL SHOW | I'm Going to Runaway

FULL SHOW | Today we preview round 23 in the AFL with Melbourne's Max Gawn; We find out about when you ran-away from home; and Will takes us through your social media messages from the week.

Max Gawn talks 200th game, Matildas Mania & Finals Drama

Melbourne captain Max Gawn returned to the show ahead of his 200th game milestone this weekend, previewing round 23's matches, the Matildas encapsulating the nation, further retirements and more!

FRONT PAGE | Vale Sir Michael Parkinson

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FULL SHOW | I'm Not Crying. You Are.

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what on-screen death broke you; Marty has uncovered a girlfriend criteria list; We have a story about some unsavory mail; and being a Thursday, we play Year Book

FRONT PAGE | Matildas Did Us Proud

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FULL SHOW | Beware: Food is Dangerous

FULL SHOW | Today we have Matildas Fever, and we ask if there should be a public holiday if we win the World Cup; We spin the Wednesday Wheel of Games and play ThreeWay; And you tell us how food hurt you

FRONT PAGE| Surfers Found!

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FULL SHOW | Lets Wiggle Our Ears

FULL SHOW | Today we we find out what "impossible" body trick you can do; You tell us what was cancelled on you at the last moment; We play a very tense game of The Gift; and We ask for your best Evil Laugh

FRONT PAGE | Hardwick to the Suns?

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FULL SHOW | I'm on Fire!

FULL SHOW | Today we find out when you caught fire; Marty has another Dunce Academy inductee; We play Whokipedia; and you tell us the punny name you gave your pet

FRONT PAGE | Matilda Fever

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Producers Podcast | Doesn't Taste Like a Pea

This week we find out about Loren's first love; Rice Paper Rolls and Lettuce make it onto the menu; Matt has a new game to play; and who really doesn't like shower baths?

It's Marty v Troy for Love Boat

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week we find out how you taught the kids a lesson; We bring back Hubba Dubba; You tell us what you caught while fishing; We discover what the coolest thing you've won; And we ask for your biggest burp

FULL SHOW | You've Got a Magic Show

FULL SHOW | Today we preview Round 22 in the AFL with Melbourne Captain Max Gawn; Marty has a story about a deadly spider; Will takes us through your messages from the week; and you tell us what trouble you got up as a kid

Max Gawn on Clayton Oliver's return, retirees & Grand Final entertainment

Melbourne's Max Gawn sat down with the Marty Sheargold Show ahead of Round 22, previewing his clash with red-hot Carlton, the return of Clayton Oliver, a star-studded list of retirees, Grand Final entertainment and more!

FRONT PAGE | The Bard is Banned

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FULL SHOW | Tell Your Mum that She Isn't a Doctor

FULL SHOW | Today Marty has a story about a man who really loved his car; We find out what your caught on when fishing; We combine food and celebrities; and we play Year Book

FRONT PAGE | Anyone for Ibis?

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FULL SHOW | Marty's 'Zsa Idea

FULL SHOW | Today we bring back Hubba Dubba; You tell us what your favourite smell is; Marty has another Tale from the Tabernacle; and We ask you to give us your biggest burp

FRONT PAGE | Put Your Seatbelt On

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FULL SHOW | You Won What?

FULL SHOW | Today we find out what was thrown at you; You tell us about the coolest thing you've won; Marty has a story about man who had ticks of his....; and there is a controversial ending to The Gift

FRONT PAGE | Matildas into the Quarters!

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FULL SHOW | Where's Larry?

FULL SHOW | Today we find out how you were taught a lesson when you were a kid; We play a controversial edition of WhoKipedia; You tell us what's the worst thing about being an adult; There's a new inductee into the Dunce Academy; and Marty has as story about a man and a solo session going wrong

FRONT PAGE | Could Bont Steal the Brownlow?

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Producers Podcast | Sleep Tips and Murder Mysteries

This week we get competitive about sleep; Someone is getting excited about a Murder Mystery Party; We talk Jazz; And we teach Will about Rice Paper Rolls

Oh the HughManatee and Two for the Price of One

It's Saturday which means it's time for the "The Ham Flower Hour". This week Marty has a story about a manatee and an unfortunate session outcome; We find out what happened to your ear; You tell us about the time you went to the doctor for one thing only to find out you had something else; and There is a tale of a man with more then one appendage.

FULL SHOW | Can We stop saying "Sucked Out"?

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Max Gawn ahead of round 21 in the AFL; With Will away, Matt takes over the re-named SocMatts; We find out when you were caught in a rip; And Marty has a list of tips of how to attract a Man, if you were in 1958

Max Gawn On Ruck Round, Cycling In Italy & Simon Goodwin's Pump Up

Melbourne star Max Gawn dropped by the Marty Sheargold Show for his weekly preview of the round ahead, discussing the time he cycled in Italy, the all-new 'ruck round', how coach Simon Goodwin gave him a kick up the backside, Round 21 predictions and more!

FRONT PAGE | Sober Centre Set to Open

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FULL SHOW | Somebody Feed Marty

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by the host of "Somebody Feed Phil", Phil Rosenthal; We play Year Book; and We ask what is the one question you ask to find out about a prospective partner

FRONT PAGE | Hardwick being Pursued

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FULL SHOW | You Say I Have What?

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Celia Pacquola ahead of the read of "Thank God You're Here"; Also making a return is Private Plates; Marty has a story about a bear that could be human; And we get your Medical Sliding Door stories.

FRONT PAGE | Science Says We're Getting Uglier

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Travis Head Wraps Up The Fifth Ashes Test In England

Aussie batter Travis Head spoke to the Marty Sheargold Show after the final Ashes test on England soil, after falling short of victory at Old Trafford. The South Australian provided some insight into the final day of play, his own performance, and preparing for a big summer back home.

FULL SHOW | Is Two Really Better?

FULL SHOW | Today we're joined by Travis Head fresh from wrapping up the Ashes; We find out why you got kicked out the pub; We ask for your Ear injury stories; and Marty has a Testicle Tuesday story

FRONT PAGE | Matildas dominate Canada

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FULL SHOW | You're Never too old for this

FULL SHOW | Today we review all of the round 20 action with Daisy Thomas; Marty has another Tale from the Tabernacle; We find out what you're too old for; And we have a story about a Manatee that didn't end well

Daisy Thomas On Concussion Tests, Brodie Grundy's Dilemma & Upset Round

Triple M's Dale Thomas joined the Marty Sheargold Show to wrap up the weekend results from Round 20, including Melbourne's conundrum with Brodie Grundy, concussion drama at Port Adelaide, the surging teams, further woes for the Kangaroos and more!