Episodes
Death by 1000 Poses
Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Death by 1000 Poses
Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:52
26 Sep 23
Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:59
19 Sep 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
44:39
14 Sep 23
Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling
Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling
Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
59:12
12 Sep 23
Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:13
5 Sep 23
Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:50
29 Aug 23
Wondery Presents: The Big Flop
Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be an even bigger failure?Each week on Wondery's new podcast The Big Flop, host Misha Brown is joined by different comedians to chronicle some of the biggest failures and blunders in pop culture history. Each episode will have you thinking to yourself, why in the world did this get made?!This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at: <http://wondery.fm/thebigflop>See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Wondery Presents: The Big Flop
Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be an even bigger failure?Each week on Wondery's new podcast The Big Flop, host Misha Brown is joined by different comedians to chronicle some of the biggest failures and blunders in pop culture history. Each episode will have you thinking to yourself, why in the world did this get made?!This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at: <http://wondery.fm/thebigflop>See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06:43
28 Aug 23
Hamburger in Paradise
Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hamburger in Paradise
Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:45
22 Aug 23
Bonusode: What's In a Name?
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonusode: What's In a Name?
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
50:03
17 Aug 23
Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook
It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook
It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:18:53
15 Aug 23
Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker
Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker
Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:01
8 Aug 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2
Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2
Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
42:34
3 Aug 23
Labradoodoo
Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Labradoodoo
Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:46
1 Aug 23
The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan
Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state!This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan
Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state!This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:46
25 Jul 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice
Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonusode: Bananas Advice
Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
46:35
20 Jul 23
Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:10
18 Jul 23
TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot
Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot
Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:19
11 Jul 23
Short Tongue Surprise Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Short Tongue Surprise Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21:33
6 Jul 23
Mugs and Monsters
Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mugs and Monsters
Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:58
4 Jul 23
Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia
Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia
Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
59:04
27 Jun 23
Push Every Button with Novena Carmel
Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Push Every Button with Novena Carmel
Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:25
20 Jun 23
Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode
Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode
Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
49:09
15 Jun 23
Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert
Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert
Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:38
13 Jun 23
It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:01
6 Jun 23
Car Camp Martyr Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Car Camp Martyr Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:07
1 Jun 23
Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:25
30 May 23
Microdosing with Rye Bread
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Microdosing with Rye Bread
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:01:30
23 May 23
The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini
Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini
Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:41
16 May 23
Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:00:25
9 May 23
Confession Yard Sale Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Confession Yard Sale Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24:42
4 May 23
Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom
It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom
It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:17:15
2 May 23
Smoking in the Library Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Smoking in the Library Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:53
27 Apr 23
Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis
Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis
Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:09
25 Apr 23
Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino
Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino
Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:45
18 Apr 23
Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21:27
13 Apr 23
Downward Iguanas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Downward Iguanas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:35
11 Apr 23
The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le
Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le
Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
59:34
4 Apr 23
Borken and Krauted Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Borken and Krauted Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24:36
30 Mar 23
Deliver Us From Uber
Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Deliver Us From Uber
Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
54:39
28 Mar 23
Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger
Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger
Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
59:05
21 Mar 23
Confessions: Secret Friends Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Confessions: Secret Friends Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about throwing fake bachelorette parties and sneaking into friend's house with strict parents home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:52
16 Mar 23
Breast Fed Groom
Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Breast Fed Groom
Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:52
14 Mar 23
The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry
Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry
Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:49
7 Mar 23
A Hand Job to Remember Minisode
Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A Hand Job to Remember Minisode
Kurt and Scotty ready your confessions about giving pizza to random guy on street for weeks and a hand job gone wrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:20
2 Mar 23
Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:56
28 Feb 23
Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:01:34
21 Feb 23
Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Confessions: Secret Fear Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about not using a gifted telescope out of fear of seeing an alien, lying to parents about summer school, lying to parents about sleeping at a friends house and being afraid of butterflies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24:51
16 Feb 23
Polaroid Bear
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Polaroid Bear
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:37
14 Feb 23
Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr
Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr
Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:26
7 Feb 23
The Shield for Wind Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Shield for Wind Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and learning ASL and lying to parents about being hit by a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:19
2 Feb 23
Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro
Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro
Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
58:26
31 Jan 23
Phineas Taylor Cruiser
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Phineas Taylor Cruiser
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:00
24 Jan 23
Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode
Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lying: Roomates Edition Minisode
Kurt and Scotty talk about lying roommates and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:12
19 Jan 23
Thor’s Touching Himself
Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Thor’s Touching Himself
Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:53
17 Jan 23
Live from Minneapolis
It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Live from Minneapolis
It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:19:41
10 Jan 23
Bad Friend Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bad Friend Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19:34
5 Jan 23
Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ski Bunnies and Pee Funnies Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions and stories about peeing in the ocean and algae starting to glow, having sex on ski gondola and locking eyes with a random person, a cat that ruins a carpet when owner has sex and pretending to be allergic to things!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24:00
4 Jan 23
Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2
It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2
It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:23:15
3 Jan 23
The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller
Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller
Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:04
27 Dec 22
Hook Up Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hook Up Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read confessions about Read matching with someone you already hooked up with and falling on a hike on a date!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:31
22 Dec 22
All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson
Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson
Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:43
20 Dec 22
Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka
Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka
Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:03
13 Dec 22
My Dog Ate My Marriage Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she wouldn’t eat it and never paying taxes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
My Dog Ate My Marriage Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about vets finding underwear in dogs stomachs that reveals affairs, hiding a burger from wife so she wouldn’t eat it and never paying taxes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:41
8 Dec 22
Hot Tamale!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hot Tamale!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:30
6 Dec 22
Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe
Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe
Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:25
29 Nov 22
Wondery Presents: The Vanished
The Vanished is a true crime podcast that explores the stories of those who have gone missing. The Vanished goes beyond conventional news reports to take a deep dive into the story of a different missing person each week. Host Marissa Jones brings you exclusive interviews with family members, friends, law enforcement and experts on mainstream cases, as well as little known ones. Listen in, to hear what The Vanished will uncover next: wondery.fm/B_TheVanishedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Wondery Presents: The Vanished
The Vanished is a true crime podcast that explores the stories of those who have gone missing. The Vanished goes beyond conventional news reports to take a deep dive into the story of a different missing person each week. Host Marissa Jones brings you exclusive interviews with family members, friends, law enforcement and experts on mainstream cases, as well as little known ones. Listen in, to hear what The Vanished will uncover next: wondery.fm/B_TheVanishedSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
05:45
28 Nov 22
Beaver and Jellybean Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Beaver and Jellybean Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read a listener about their mom's eventful trip to the zoo as a child!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:41
24 Nov 22
Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark
Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark
Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:38
22 Nov 22
Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger
Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger
Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:23
15 Nov 22
Vacations from Heck Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Vacations from Heck Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about peeing in sibling's beds while they slept, hanging up the phone while dad was trying to book a hotel and a man that fell off a cruise ship. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:16
10 Nov 22
Whoopsie Kidnappie!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Whoopsie Kidnappie!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:41
8 Nov 22
Live From Asbury Park
It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Live From Asbury Park
It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:00:56
1 Nov 22
I Got Away With It Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
I Got Away With It Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about a store clerk who didn’t know what a banana was, stealing money from mom for sweets, being a secret alcoholic and getting sober and pretending to have pinkeye to get out of work!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:58
27 Oct 22
Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev
Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev
Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:56
25 Oct 22
Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen
Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen
Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:45
18 Oct 22
Lock Your Doors Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lock Your Doors Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about bad neighbors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:09
13 Oct 22
Loud Walls and Dead Guffaws
Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Loud Walls and Dead Guffaws
Kurt and Scotty tell stories about an alarm clock ringing inside a wall for 19 years, a woman having the last laugh at her own funeral, a table of restaurant patrons that made the waiter question reality and a runaway chimpanzee in Ukraine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:05
11 Oct 22
Prairie Dog Vacuum with Lili Trifilio
Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Prairie Dog Vacuum with Lili Trifilio
Lili Trifilio of Beach Bunny joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an 81 year old man selling his prairie dog vacuuming business, a wedding invitation that accidentally sent guests to a porn site and man who won a lying down competition!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
52:38
4 Oct 22
Lots of F Bombs! Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Lots of F Bombs! Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about tampon stealing revenge and releasing groundhogs into someone else’s garden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:56
29 Sep 22
Manatease with Kristen Meinzer
Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Manatease with Kristen Meinzer
Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:36
27 Sep 22
Pony Up to the Bar with Lizzy Cooperman
Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as prizes, a nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption in Japan, a pony mayor getting barred from local bar and a couple arrested for having sex on Cedar Point ferris wheel!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Pony Up to the Bar with Lizzy Cooperman
Lizzy Cooperman (comedian, Lizzy Cooperman's In Your Hands podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about when the Price is Right gave elephants as prizes, a nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption in Japan, a pony mayor getting barred from local bar and a couple arrested for having sex on Cedar Point ferris wheel!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:06
20 Sep 22
Rent Free Romance Minisode
Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rent Free Romance Minisode
Kurt and Scotty tell listener stories about person who lived with their partner and cheated with their roommate and lying about dating Chad Kroeger!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21:16
15 Sep 22
Butt Cups and Memory Olympics with Mo Welch
Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old girl who then bites the snake back and how people on average tell 4 lies a day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Butt Cups and Memory Olympics with Mo Welch
Mo Welch (comedian, artist) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about AI writing news articles, strange name associations, a snake that bites a 2 year old girl who then bites the snake back and how people on average tell 4 lies a day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
54:29
13 Sep 22
Kurt’s Pizza Registry
Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Kurt’s Pizza Registry
Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:06
6 Sep 22
Tooth Ferry Minisode
Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Tooth Ferry Minisode
Kurt and Scotty talk about another incident where someone barfed out their dentures and other adventures at sea! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:21
1 Sep 22
Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo
It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Splitty in the City with Cristela Alonzo
It's Bananas live from LA! Cristela Alonzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about scientists milking mice, a man who hasn’t stopped farting since eating ham roll, a family fearing for their safety after being targeted by seagulls and a quarterback who eats bananas with peels on and drinks coffee with mayonnaise!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:02:57
30 Aug 22
Chin Up, Tony Pizza!
Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chin Up, Tony Pizza!
Kurt and Scotty talk about why humans are the only animals with chins, calling a girlfriend Tony Pizza, the dog lawyer, making $100k to be candy taste tester and Tom Cruise’s stolen luggage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:38
23 Aug 22
Driving Off A Cliff Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Driving Off A Cliff Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about laughing at a date's tattoo, breaking a gas pump, pooping in front of your significant other, a man who got out of the car to yell at another driver and his car went off a cliff, food halls in college, pretending to be an architect and fashion blogger to get into parties and faking a friends community service hours! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21:46
18 Aug 22
The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous
Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Pigs Need Our Coconut Water with Jackie Fabulous
Jackie Fabulous (@jackiefabulous) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a skydiver that was saved by fire ants, a man who thought he was constipated but actually had water bottle up his butt, coconut water being needed for pig insemination and cannabis fed chickens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
55:57
16 Aug 22
Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn
It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Warren Beatty is Dead and Paprika Is Good: Live from Brooklyn
It's Bananas live from Brooklyn, NY! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man falling into Mount Vesuvius while trying to take a selfie, why Cheetos are banned in Germany, a message in bottle seeking a boyfriend, the medical reason you might have to put sugar on your butthole and a shirtless drunk man arrested while shoveling pasta into his mouth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:12:40
9 Aug 22
Small Crimes Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Small Crimes Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about stealing toilet paper from work, hooking up with guy who didn’t own toilet paper and a substitute that ran out of class because his cat was in the microwave! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22:04
4 Aug 22
Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Stick this City Up Your Butt with Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall (You're Wrong About podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about breathing through your butthole, a Japanese worker that lost a USB stick with the entire city’s data on it, a sentient AI that hired an attorney and a man who called the police to see if he was ripped off buying meth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
53:21
2 Aug 22
Who Is Linda Skeens?
Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no one can find her and police pulling a python out of man’s pants after he was arrested for fighting!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Who Is Linda Skeens?
Kurt and Scotty talk about how balancing on one foot can tell you whether you will live or die, a woman who won every category at county fair but no one can find her and police pulling a python out of man’s pants after he was arrested for fighting!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
50:18
26 Jul 22
Double Trouble Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Double Trouble Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about sleeping with twin brothers, reheating chicken and falling asleep, going on a date with a porn star and parents who decided on different names for their baby! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:30
21 Jul 22
Pushin’ Peanuts Up Pepsi Mountain with V Spehar
V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year on Pepsi, a man who is going to push peanut up a mountain with his nose and the world’s most expensive bath!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Pushin’ Peanuts Up Pepsi Mountain with V Spehar
V Spehar (@underthedesknews) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how people like other people who smell like them, a guy that spent over $8.5k a year on Pepsi, a man who is going to push peanut up a mountain with his nose and the world’s most expensive bath!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
54:03
19 Jul 22
Cornbread and Skeeter
Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Cornbread and Skeeter
Kurt and Scotty talk about turning celebrities into lab grown salami, how drinking coffee before shopping can make you spend more money, an update on Jonathan the oldest tortoise to have ever lived, a family who’s roof was removed by contractor they didn’t hire and an update on the woman who sued Geico for getting STD while having sex in a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
57:37
12 Jul 22
Relationship Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Relationship Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read confessions about stealing snacks that an ex that used to hide around the house, faking a British accent to impress a girl and dating someone and not being able to pronounce their name! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23:01
7 Jul 22
Live From Denver
It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposal, the Arizona penis man and a fish that jumped into a man’s mouth and throat and lodged itself there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Live From Denver
It's Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about a scientist that accidentally made a vicious mutant attack hamster, Disney ruining a proposal, the Arizona penis man and a fish that jumped into a man’s mouth and throat and lodged itself there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01:22:31
5 Jul 22
Sexy Talking Dust Bin with Courtney Pauroso
Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam, a rabbit that climbs mountains and sexy talking trash cans in Sweden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Sexy Talking Dust Bin with Courtney Pauroso
Courtney Pauroso joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a rodent that disintegrates from having too much sex, a stag party that got stranded in Amsterdam, a rabbit that climbs mountains and sexy talking trash cans in Sweden!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
56:39
28 Jun 22
Busty History Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Busty History Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about getting revenge on bad roommates, looking up big boobs on mom’s work computer and a roommate who tried to get their money back on a dead fish! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21:13
23 Jun 22
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