Episodes
Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh
Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh
Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
56:59
23 Apr 24
Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid
Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid
Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:33
18 Apr 24
Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray
Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray
Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:32
16 Apr 24
Cat Stories and So Much More
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cat Stories and So Much More
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:55
9 Apr 24
Toy Cars and Earth Sandwiches
Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Toy Cars and Earth Sandwiches
Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:58
2 Apr 24
Pitbull’s Grannie Light
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pitbull’s Grannie Light
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:53
26 Mar 24
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #12
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #12
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
43:11
21 Mar 24
Shivle Me Elmo with Claudia Doumit
Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Shivle Me Elmo with Claudia Doumit
Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:30
19 Mar 24
Naked Men No More
Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Naked Men No More
Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
53:59
12 Mar 24
Planes, Manes, and Audubon Spies with Laci Mosley
Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Planes, Manes, and Audubon Spies with Laci Mosley
Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:09
5 Mar 24
Weiner Dog Warriors with Pepperoni Swords
Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Weiner Dog Warriors with Pepperoni Swords
Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:46
27 Feb 24
Woof Hoofhoof with Catherine McCafferty
Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT candy hearts and a frugal man who left his town millions of dollars they didn’t know he had! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Woof Hoofhoof with Catherine McCafferty
Catherine McCafferty joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a falcon sex hat, a baby found alive in a tree after being sucked up by a tornado, ChatGPT candy hearts and a frugal man who left his town millions of dollars they didn’t know he had! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:56
20 Feb 24
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #11
Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise party and dealing with a homophobic co-worker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #11
Kurt and Scotty give listens advice about graduation ideas, dealing with a condescending boss, knitting ideas, how to trick someone for a surprise party and dealing with a homophobic co-worker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:02
15 Feb 24
Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin
Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Philly Jesus and the Polar Hole with Laurie Kilmartin
Laurie Kilmartin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about who tried to break the world record by building the Eiffel Tower with matchsticks and used the wrong matchsticks, a museum visitor who was injured after discovering a dot on the floor was actually a hole, Philly Jesus returns as a Lyft driver and a taxidermy polar bear stolen from a ski resort! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
57:56
13 Feb 24
Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:19
6 Feb 24
Kum & Gone
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl from an overturned car, Kum and Go name going away, a fallen tree limb that fell in a man's toilet, how a knife necklace may have played a role in man’s death and a dolphin with thumbs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kum & Gone
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who had her driveway stolen, vibrating pills that give the feeling of fullness, how Hulk Hogan helped rescue girl from an overturned car, Kum and Go name going away, a fallen tree limb that fell in a man's toilet, how a knife necklace may have played a role in man’s death and a dolphin with thumbs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:11
30 Jan 24
Two Dogs, a Hot Priest, and a Naked Man Walk into a Bass Pro Shop with Andy Iwancio
Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop, a woman granted permission to remove sperm from her dead husband and how Andrew Scott halted theater performance after theatergoer took out a laptop to send an email! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Two Dogs, a Hot Priest, and a Naked Man Walk into a Bass Pro Shop with Andy Iwancio
Andy Iwancio is back on Bananas to talk about two stray dogs that caused $250k worth of damage at a car dealership, a man that stripped down and jumped into the fish tank at a Bass Pro Shop, a woman granted permission to remove sperm from her dead husband and how Andrew Scott halted theater performance after theatergoer took out a laptop to send an email! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:57
23 Jan 24
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #10
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas and wedding reception ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #10
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about survivor campsite challenges, being a loud sneezer, birthday party ideas, 10 year high school reunion ideas and wedding reception ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
44:51
18 Jan 24
Live from Philadelphia
It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with hornets and how almost half of American men think they can land a passenger plane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Philadelphia
It’s Bananas live from Philadelphia! Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who had a tree growing in his lungs, a thief that stole a shop-vac filled with hornets and how almost half of American men think they can land a passenger plane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:14:27
16 Jan 24
Scotty's Gettin' Pettin’
Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop scandal, a police department aware of a situation with guinea pigs at an apartment building and the 13-year-old gamer who became the first person to beat Tetris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Scotty's Gettin' Pettin’
Kurt and Scotty talk about New Year's Eve partiers who tried to celebrate twice but ended up in the wrong year, a Chinese chess champion’s poop scandal, a police department aware of a situation with guinea pigs at an apartment building and the 13-year-old gamer who became the first person to beat Tetris! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
55:21
9 Jan 24
Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci
Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Granny Got Twins with Blair Socci
Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 70 year old woman who gave birth to twins, a Georgia woman that accidentally paid $7k for a Subway sandwich, a woman busted for shoplifting during a shop with a cop event and a Swedish cross country skier that freezes his penis again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
57:50
2 Jan 24
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #9
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #9
Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:39
21 Dec 23
Birds, Breads, and Break-ups with Danny and Kate Tamberelli
Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Birds, Breads, and Break-ups with Danny and Kate Tamberelli
Danny and Kate Tamberelli join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a couple that sued after their love insurance policy failed, a scientist who wore a bird mask to gain trust of birds and failed miserably and a garlic bread factory that burned down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:19
19 Dec 23
Live from Baltimore with Jessica Henkin
It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Baltimore with Jessica Henkin
It's Bananas live from Baltimore! Jessica Henkin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about was modern art a CIA psyop, doctors using breast implants after vaping destroyed lungs, a Japanese parody religion invented to give people excuse to say no to things and a sloshed man accused of faking bear attack! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:23:33
12 Dec 23
Furry Hackers And Potato Snackers with Lisa Gilroy
Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Furry Hackers And Potato Snackers with Lisa Gilroy
Lisa Gilroy joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a US Nuke reactor lab hit by furry hackers, an ultra runner banned after using a car during a race, a satanic abortion clinic named after Justice Alito and a man who ate 5 pounds of potato salad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:04:10
5 Dec 23
Live from Brooklyn with V Spehar
It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Brooklyn with V Spehar
It's Bananas live from Brooklyn! V Spehar joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a fake lawyer who won all 26 cases he tried, a New Zealand town plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion late at night and how 10% of the internet is encrypted via lava lamps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:20:29
28 Nov 23
Deck the Yard with Bullseye Folly with Leah Rudick
Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Deck the Yard with Bullseye Folly with Leah Rudick
Leah Rudick joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a porch pirate who was arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch, a man who bit a crocodile during attack, a naked opera singer with a bow and arrow who went on a rampage and 10 and 11 year old siblings who stole their moms car and drove 200 miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:37
21 Nov 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #8
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #8
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about dealing with a hard year, being comfortable in a social setting while trying to make new friends, a roommate who puts the toilet paper on the wrong way, an assistant principal dealing with bathroom problems at school and ideas for a weekly radio show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:56
16 Nov 23
Hogs, Cocks, Horses and Cars
Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hogs, Cocks, Horses and Cars
Kurt and Scotty talk about a horse that joined a cycling race and won, an Uber driver who leaves a stolen car running for three weeks to avoid payments, a Russian woman who has 22 children at age of of 26, how scientists have discovered a new Antarctica accent, the new owner of the Cock on a Stick stall and wild pig like animals that are tearing up golf courses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:00
14 Nov 23
Coin Flippin' Homewreckers with McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Coin Flippin' Homewreckers with McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon
McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon join Kurt and Scotty to talk about how female frogs fake their own death to avoid male attention, a Kiwi filmmaker who sold used sex toys to raise money for their film, a woman who returned from vacation to find her home demolished by mistake and how coin tosses are not 50/50! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:29
7 Nov 23
Winnie The Pooh and The Very Terrible Alligator Orgy with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Winnie The Pooh and The Very Terrible Alligator Orgy with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how a low flying helicopter sparked a massive alligator orgy, a Nebraska man recovering after being hit by a deer while bicycling with his pet parrot, a fourth grade class that accidentally saw the Winnie the Pooh slasher movie and a man who planted 1.2 million sunflowers to surprise his wife! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:21
31 Oct 23
Be Like Bryce
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Be Like Bryce
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Amazon let urine be sold as energy drink, a man who was arrested after faking a heart attack to avoid paying a restaurant bill 20 times and the time the Titanic movie crew and cast was drugged with PCP spiked chowder! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:16
24 Oct 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #7
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #7
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about moving to Colorado, wedding ideas, a husband who talks too much, making time for hobbies and team building ideas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
47:27
19 Oct 23
Live from Atlanta with Laurel Bristow
Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Atlanta with Laurel Bristow
Laurel Bristow joins Kurt and Scotty for a live podcast in Atlanta! They talk masked boot girls that are freeing booted cars all over Atlanta, a journalist who named her baby Methamphetamine Rules to test naming rules and sheep that devoured over 600 pounds of cannabis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:21:41
17 Oct 23
Bonin' in the Boneyard
Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonin' in the Boneyard
Kurt and Scotty talk about how all the pandas in the US are set to return to China, Suffolk police request railings on tombstones to stop sexual activities, the world's largest toothpaste collection, and a baby beaver born in London for first time in 400 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:37
10 Oct 23
Bananas Live From Raleigh
It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bananas Live From Raleigh
It's Bananas live from Raleigh, North Carolina! Kurt and Scotty talk about that mystery of a 9 foot hot dog that leaves truckers perplexed, a woman who got stuck in an outhouse toilet after trying to retrieve her Apple Watch, a federal agency dropping an album about safety tips and a teenager who broke the jump roping record! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:11:25
3 Oct 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #6
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #6
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about ideas to lighten moods, a dog’s bucket list, what to name a baby, how to rehearse performances and how to deal with co-workers who wear too strong body spray! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46:08
28 Sep 23
Cotton Eyed Joe and The Drifter
Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cotton Eyed Joe and The Drifter
Kurt and Scotty talk about a group of friends who took over Nashville hotel after no employees show up, a driving instructor that drove through a window at a learn to drive facility, a fifth grade school teacher who handed out inappropriate work, and tennis players left confused after Cotton Eye Joe blasts during middle of tennis match! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:07:05
26 Sep 23
Death by 1000 Poses
Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Death by 1000 Poses
Kurt and Scotty talk about a yoga class being mistaken for a mass murder, 24 extremely local cryptids, how MichaelSoft Bimbos was an actual computer store in Japan and a woman with two wombs who gave birth twice a month apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:52
19 Sep 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #5
Kurt and Scotty give listeners advice about lying about your job, what to call your mom’s boyfriend, how to transition to college life, a client that is late and drunk to their hair appointment, how to be honest with a friend that their jokes aren’t funny and getting songs stuck in your head! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
49:39
14 Sep 23
Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Rihanna’s Kitty Capsule
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists opened a 195 year old time capsule and found nothing inside, a 19 year old who biked from Alaska to Argentina, magic ink tattoos and a feline themed Civil War museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:59
12 Sep 23
Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling
Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonnie, Beth, and Buddies with Beth Stelling
Beth Stelling joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cow who escaped slaughter and lived with a deer family, a man who found $5k and was charged with theft, scientists recreating dreams using brain scans and a dad that drove 17 hours to get his family to Disneyworld and didn’t even step foot into the park! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:04:12
5 Sep 23
Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Wounds Over My Hammy with Maria Bamford
Maria Bamford joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who learned to live with the fact that a pigeon is living on his head, why more people call in sick on August 24 than any other day, midwesterners learning that butter cows aren’t made from all butter and a couple suing Eataly after slipping on ham ruined their relationship! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:13
29 Aug 23
Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Birds, Bathtubs, and Burgers
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was outside when a snake fell on her and then both were attacked by hawk, a man on an inflatable swan rescued three times in one week, the story of a Michigan man accepting a $5 bet to cross Lake Michigan in a bathtub and a couple who got married at White Castle to thank the chain for feeding the bride when she was an unhoused teen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:50
22 Aug 23
Bonusode: What's In a Name?
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: What's In a Name?
Kurt and Scotty answer listener advice about spiting a mean teenage daughter, how to deal with a long car ride, what to do in America when visiting from Australia, how to deal with a co-worker who asks too many questions and ideas for a last name reveal party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
55:04
17 Aug 23
Hamburger in Paradise
Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hamburger in Paradise
Kurt and Scotty talk about how cocaine dumped off coast could have crazy consequences if sharks eat it, firefighter rescue worker swept away in storm drain, a family’s Great Wolf Lodge trip soiled after finding dirty diaper in game night box, the Times Square Margaritaville already at risk of closing and scientists calling for further research into sex in space! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:46
15 Aug 23
Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook
It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Splitty in the City #2 with Lauren Cook
It's Bananas live at the Elysian Theater for the second annual Splitty in the City! Kurt and Scotty are joined by Lauren Cook to talk about an embarrassing list of goals found on lost phone in an Australian ski resort, a couple on a hunger strike over pickleball noise, an Oregon mom who broke the record for largest breast milk donation and the story of Preserved Fish! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:23:53
8 Aug 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2
Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice #2
Kurt and Scotty give advice about two f*ckboys being friends with each other, what to do in New Orleans, being too horny while getting hormone therapy, how to claim weights at the gym, not wanting to go to brother’s wedding, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
47:34
3 Aug 23
Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker
Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bee the Eyeball with Julie Baker
Julie Baker (@andjuliebaker) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the abandoned theme park where employees still show up for work everyday, the most painful spot to get stung by a bee, Taco Tuesday being given back to the people and an airline passenger who has flown 23 million miles! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:01
1 Aug 23
Labradoodoo
Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Labradoodoo
Kurt and Scotty talk about the man who invented the labradoodle and says it’s his life regret, a Florida Japanese restaurant closing after meth was found in soy sauce, Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on an advertisement for a discount, the volleyball Wilson from Castaway sold for $308k, the curious case of mirken, a man that stole a backhoe to make his flight and grandparents racing for glory at a horse track! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:46
25 Jul 23
Bonusode: Bananas Advice
Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bonusode: Bananas Advice
Kurt and Scotty talk about scooters in DC, microdosing mushrooms and then answer questions about anal play, changing last name, being silly in front of others, going to trade school, and what to do with a second grade class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
51:35
20 Jul 23
The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan
Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state! This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Florida Flat Walker with Lily Sullivan
Lily Sullivan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how Eastern philosophy says there is no self, a man who confronted a bride and groom at their wedding about why there was no alcohol, the police being called for a fight over duck, woman found alive in her car after getting stuck in the mud, and a Florida man who climbs to the highest points in America’s flattest state! This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:46
18 Jul 23
Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Welcome to Time with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Harvard professor of truth who was accused of falsifying data, how people's ages are changing in South Korea, a new record set for the fastest trip on entirety of NYC subway system and an Illinois funeral home that has a miniature golf course under it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:10
11 Jul 23
TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot
Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
TLC Presents Yeastie the Yogurt Mascot
Kurt and Scotty talk about Felicia the diaper wearing ferret who was sent into a particle accelerator for science, a Florida man who lost his arm to an alligator while peeing behind a bar, the truth behind the viral video of a person breaking through a bathroom wall and yogurt being named the official snack of New York! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:19
4 Jul 23
Mugs and Monsters
Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mugs and Monsters
Kurt and Scotty talk about a company that will turn loved ones remains into a coffee mug, a loch ness monster hunter that thought his job would be easier, a lost language that was saved by a parrot, how one in eight men have brought a condom to a funeral just in case, and the SFO airport welcoming a therapy cat to it’s therapy animal team! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:58
27 Jun 23
Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia
Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lucifer’s Terrible Parents with Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia
Megan Gailey and Chris Garcia join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who didn’t sleep for 29 hours and then raced a horse and won, British parents who won fight to name their son Lucifer, if men are going extinct and a Titanic superfan who is trying to collect 1 million Titanic VHS tapes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:04:04
20 Jun 23
Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode
Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bananas Bonusode #1: Enter the Bonusode
Kurt and Scotty talk about a kid’s stressful restaurant game, a man who will pick you up instead of Uber, losing virginities, mustaches, and weird Nextdoor posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
54:09
15 Jun 23
Push Every Button with Novena Carmel
Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Push Every Button with Novena Carmel
Novena Carmel joins Kurt and Scotty to about Norway warning citizens to stay away from Russian spy whale, a Taylor Swift fan who ate 9 hotdogs at her concert, Orcas attacking boats and a man’s hiccups who were cured by a digital rectal massage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:25
13 Jun 23
Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert
Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert
Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:38
6 Jun 23
It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It’s Not a Baby Unless I See a Diaper
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bouncy house king who was jailed for burning down rival business, swimmers who found pair of teeth in the ocean and tried to find owner, woman who dressed cat as a baby to sneak drugs into resort and a man who found a ticket for using his cell phone while driving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:01
30 May 23
Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes Potatoes
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Disney ride shut down after a man farted on it, a woman who found snakes in the wall of her dream home, an update on the pet alligator Rambo, a cashier who used his photographic memory to steal credit card numbers and a potato monument in Boston! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:25
23 May 23
Microdosing with Rye Bread
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Microdosing with Rye Bread
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare coins and cashed them in at Coinstar, how Chuck-E-Cheese still uses floppy disks to run, a man who stole a school bus and put a dead deer in the back, an April Fools Joke Sarah Polley's daughter played on her and an Italian town that hallucinated for years because of bread! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:06:30
16 May 23
The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini
Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Impastable Orgasm with Francesca Fiorentini
Francesca Fiorentini joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a stolen Colorado tiny house that was found in Kansas, a woman who had an orgasm at an LA Philharmonic concert, hundreds of pounds of pasta dumped in New Jersey and an insect lover who invented a device that allows him to kiss bugs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:41
9 May 23
Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Finger Intercourse My Croissant with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos
Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos join Kurt and Scotty to talk about snails on meth, a man who didn’t sleep for 264 hours, a dog who developed tail syndrome after happy day at the beach and a woman who ran off with 30 pigs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:05:25
2 May 23
Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom
It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Portland: Rubber Bosom
It's Bananas live from Portland! Kurt and Scotty talk about Koko the gorilla’s nipple fetish, drunk guests taking their clothes off and fighting at Disney Springs, a 12 year old kid who built a working nuclear reactor and a drunken party guest that stole thumb off $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:22:15
25 Apr 23
Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis
Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Diplo and Ozzy at IHOP with Katrina Davis
Katrina Davis joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Diplo beating Oprah’s marathon record, Ozzy Osborne giving up acid after talking to a horse for an hour, two Virginia inmates who tunneled out of prison and went to an IHOP and Anton syndrome of people who don’t know they’re blind! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:09
18 Apr 23
Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino
Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cheese Nightmares with Jenny Zigrino
Jenny Zigrino joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who called cops when she couldn't tell her twins apart, a man who ate ribs in the middle seat on a plane, a Filipino student named Drink Water that became a Gatorade Ambassador and the New Mexico Game and Fish hiring bear huggers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:45
11 Apr 23
Downward Iguanas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Downward Iguanas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who found an Egyptian sarcophagus abandoned on the sidewalk, the museum of failure in Brooklyn, an Olympics disaster that allowed one skater to make history and a Florida man injured by a falling iguana while doing yoga! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:35
4 Apr 23
The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le
Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Balcony Vomiter with Ivy Le
Ivy Le (FOGO: Fear Of Going Outside podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about ranch dressing ice cream and Sunny D vodka, a cat who alerted rescuers to a man who fell down a waterfall, a hotel shaped like a butthole, and an apartment complex plagued by a serial balcony vomiter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:04:35
28 Mar 23
Deliver Us From Uber
Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Deliver Us From Uber
Kurt and Scotty talk about the government saying there is an alien mothership sending mini probes to Earth, mystery Uber Eats deliveries, a cemetery taking out personal ad to find local goose a mate, Sony owning a patent to yell at your TV to skip commercials, self driving cars that can re-possess themselves and an influencer who married themself and now wants a divorce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
59:39
21 Mar 23
Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger
Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Meet Charlie Fromage's Sister! with Eden Dranger
Eden Dranger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Canadian super pig, Ezekiel the pancake eating pig who stole 2 kilos of tortillas, a micro nation inside desert with a dictator and walrus ban and a priest who temporarily died, went to hell and said Rihanna was playing in hell! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:04:05
14 Mar 23
Breast Fed Groom
Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Breast Fed Groom
Kurt and Scotty talk about fossilized bones of a monster bird found in New Zealand, a New York alligator captured in Prospect Park, A.I. being as smart as pigeons and a bride who found her groom being breast fed by his mother before their wedding! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:52
7 Mar 23
The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry
Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Great Sea Cat Egg Heist of Twin City Laundry
Kurt and Scotty talk about whether sea cats had passports, a man who stole 200k Cadbury eggs, baseball twins who aren’t related and a man who lives in old laundry mat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:49
28 Feb 23
Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Laugh and a Tail Wag with Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg (comedian, author, podcaster) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the first nude ever sent, Montreal’s number one restaurant on Trip Advisor and how female dogs judge their owners when they make mistakes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:56
21 Feb 23
Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Drugs, Death and Condom Bananas
Kurt and Scotty talk about a pigeon caught in a prison yard wearing a tiny backpack of meth, a 14 year old who has been sleeping outside for over 1000 days, a woman who wanted a giant penis on her grave, surgeons extracting condom wrapped banana from inside a man and dancers flash mobbing a funeral with Another One Bites The Dust! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:06:34
14 Feb 23
Polaroid Bear
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Polaroid Bear
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bear that took hundreds of selfies on trail cam, a woman who avoided paying for groceries for 2 years, when Cleveland released 1.5 million balloons and 2 men died and two 100 year old pen pals who still writing to each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:37
7 Feb 23
Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr
Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Man-Dog Walks into a Strip Club with a Suitcase Full of Meat with Nina Tarr
Nina Tarr joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who spent $15k to become a dog, a man arrested after stealing a suitcase full of meat, the Indiana DMV rejecting license plates and a man who used his company credit card to spend $300k at a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:26
31 Jan 23
Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro
Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Carrot Boy 4eva with Monica Barbaro
Monica Barbaro (Top Gun) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a husband who forgot his wife after a toilet break on a road trip, a Dutch supermarket with a slow lane for lonely seniors and a Reddit post about holding a grudge over being called carrot boy in grade school! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:03:26
24 Jan 23
Phineas Taylor Cruiser
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Phineas Taylor Cruiser
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Space X engineer quitting to make a pizza robot, a drunk man who pooped on his own car during a sobriety test, a robotic mouth that chants A.I. prayers, aman who has eaten mac and cheese for lunch and dinner for 17 years! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:00
17 Jan 23
Thor’s Touching Himself
Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thor’s Touching Himself
Kurt and Scotty talk about a British town that canceled fireworks for a walrus, German police that chased a Tesla on autopilot, the Chilean protest dog, a couple that has been camping only 11 minutes from their home for years and the Anchorage parking fairies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:53
10 Jan 23
Bad Friend Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bad Friend Confessions Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your confessions about how John Mulaney made someone realize they are bi, hooking up with a friend’s ex-boyfriends, scratching a boss’s car, reporting a friend for copyright infringement and putting hot sauce in a roommates lotion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21:34
5 Jan 23
Live from Minneapolis
It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live from Minneapolis
It's Bananas live from Minneapolis! Kurt and Scotty talk about a goat that loves punk rock, a woman charged $8k after rental car company claimed she drove 3x the circumference of the earth, an ice age bison and a man surviving at sea by holding on to soccer ball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:24:41
3 Jan 23
Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2
It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook #2
It's another Bananas After Dark with Lauren Cook! Lauren joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills over 9 years, a husband’s strange reaction to his sister in law’s pregnancy announcement, a man catfishing a police officer and convincing him to hand over his patrol car, a Mickey Mouse statue with lobster claws and man who had to have his testicles removed after they were making a hissing noise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:28:15
27 Dec 22
Short Tongue Surprise Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Short Tongue Surprise Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making out with a guy with a short tongue, pretending to be a secret admirer to get back at a friend and breaking a friend’s ceramics projects in class! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23:33
22 Dec 22
The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller
Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Bee That Loved Rotisserie Chicken with Allison Miller
Allison Miller (A Million Little Things) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who ate 40 chickens in 40 days, a Blockbuster themed bar, a school bus driver who took kids to Connecticut instead of Rhode Island, the young scientist award, a man who figured out how many cans of Spaghetti-o’s is needed to write Lord of the Rings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:04
20 Dec 22
All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson
Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
All Roads Lead to Busted Toilets with Danielle Henderson
Danielle Henderson returns to Bananas! She chats with Kurt and Scotty about a 33 mile road being stolen, armpit sex at BYU, a man driving into Japan’s oldest toilet and a bag-gate scandal in cornhole! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:43
13 Dec 22
Car Camp Martyr Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Car Camp Martyr Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about making a friend sleep outside when there wasn’t enough room in car and buying a puzzle from charity shop that didn’t have enough pieces and still gifting it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24:07
8 Dec 22
Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka
Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Speed Cheese with Atsuko Okatsuka
Atsuko Okatsuka returns to the Bananas podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about history’s original Florida man, a woman suing Velveeta, a man who was fired for not being fun at work and brothers running for mayor against each other! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:03
6 Dec 22
Hot Tamale!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hot Tamale!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a lyrebird that mimics the evacuation sound at zoo, the Texas couple who thinks house is haunted by sexual ghosts, a water slide catching on fire, the first Filipino to visit every country in the world and an attorney who fought helmet laws dies in motorcycle crash while not wearing helmet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:30
29 Nov 22
Confession Yard Sale Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Confession Yard Sale Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener confessions about not knowing the Pacific Ocean has salt in it, copying a friend's art project and winning an award, throwing a dead turtle out the car window, scamming neighbors into giving money for Model UN and being a below average taster! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26:42
24 Nov 22
Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe
Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tongue Paint The Beaver with Chloe Radcliffe
Chloe Radcliffe (comedian) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man painting a beaver with his tongue, Wendy’s workers messing with railroad tracks to slow down business, scientists trying to teach robots to laugh at the right time and a person throwing a steak out the window at a dinner party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:25
22 Nov 22
Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark
Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Talkin' Turkey with Georgia Hardstark
Georgia Hardstark returns to the Bananas podcast! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the fake Mr. Bean that caused a rift between Pakistan and Zimbabwe, a woman stopped in airport security while wearing a butt-plug containing her boyfriend’s ashes, a person who purchased a wild owl at a gas station and how Justin Bieber is afraid of Judge Judy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:01:38
15 Nov 22
Smoking in the Library Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Smoking in the Library Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read listener stories and confessions about protesting to allow smoking in the library in college and eating the top off a baguette at the store! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24:53
10 Nov 22
Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger
Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Irish Sausage Vespa Parrot with Cristen Conger
Cristen Conger (Unladylike podcast) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about bratwurst-gate, an online post to trade parrot for Vespa, Irish dance cheating allegations and a customer suing Barilla pasta! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:23
8 Nov 22
Whoopsie Kidnappie!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Whoopsie Kidnappie!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a babysitter who accidentally took two year old neighbor on vacation, a pregnant firefighter that helped car crash victim before giving birth, drama with fat bear week and cans of urine being sold outside Tate Museum! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:00:41
1 Nov 22
Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Bad Fart Boyfriend Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about a brother who was low on potassium, blaming bad farts on boyfriend, sharting while hiding and accidentally tagging yourself on someones social posts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23:27
27 Oct 22
Live From Asbury Park
It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Live From Asbury Park
It's Bananas live from Asbury Park! Kurt and Scotty talk about dolphins recognizing friends by tasting their piss, a naked couple having oral sex and crashed into a FedEx truck, the Japanese titles for the Fast and Furious movies and a Welsh man drinking in 56 pubs in 24 hours! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:05:56
25 Oct 22
Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev
Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Screaming Good Time with Steph Tolev
Steph Tolev joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an orchestra audience waking up screaming, King Charles hiring a piper to wake him up everyday, a food delivery robot rolling through crime scene and baby puffins being thrown off cliffs in Iceland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
58:56
18 Oct 22
Borken and Krauted Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Borken and Krauted Minisode
Kurt and Scotty read your stories and confessions about responding to free pearl necklace ad on Craigslist, a typo in a breakup past, getting revenge on cheating a boyfriend and being in a cab that hit a mystery substance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26:36
13 Oct 22
Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen
Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pumpkin Spiced Bananas with Alison Rosen
Alison Rosen returns to the podcast to talk with Kurt and Scotty about how dudes only play heavy metal to impress other dudes, police being called for screaming only to find a man working out, a pumpkin spice engagement ring and snack chips that are supposed to help millennials get laid! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01:02:45
11 Oct 22
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