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Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 3

Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 3

12:02

19 Jun 21

Lyrical Headlines - DOGGING THE BOYS - Would You Have Guessed The Table Read? - Dodging Late Fees - Cody SWIMson - Alphabucks Clue for Monday!

Lyrical Headlines - DOGGING THE BOYS - Would You Have Guessed The Table Read? - Dodging Late Fees - Cody SWIMson - Alphabucks Clue for Monday!

28:35

18 Jun 21

Butt Cleavage - Pets In The Room When You Go Boom? - Grant Hackett Is On Board! - Drop EVERYTHING! Tim Read A BOOK - Friday's Alphabucks Clue!

Butt Cleavage - Pets In The Room When You Go Boom? - Grant Hackett Is On Board! - Drop EVERYTHING! Tim Read A BOOK - Friday's Alphabucks Clue!

31:48

17 Jun 21

What Tried to EAT You? - Aussie Twins Sharing EVERYTHING - Baby Voice With Your Partner? - Secret Dating Requirements - Thursday's VERY Necessary Alphabucks Clue!

What Tried to EAT You? - Aussie Twins Sharing EVERYTHING - Baby Voice With Your Partner? - Secret Dating Requirements - Thursday's VERY Necessary Alphabucks Clue!

24:12

16 Jun 21

2nd Hand Pube Trimmers - Tim Wants to be Bin Daddy of His Street - Cody SWIMson - DVD Giveaways - Spell My Name - Alphabucks Clue for Humpday!

2nd Hand Pube Trimmers - Tim Wants to be Bin Daddy of His Street - Cody SWIMson - DVD Giveaways - Spell My Name - Alphabucks Clue for Humpday!

31:39

15 Jun 21

Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 2

Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 2

17:26

11 Jun 21

Lyrical Headlines - Steamed Clams - The HIGHEST Earning Jobs In Australia - BALENCIAGA! crocs - Plus Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue!

Lyrical Headlines - Steamed Clams - The HIGHEST Earning Jobs In Australia - BALENCIAGA! crocs - Plus Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue!

21:02

10 Jun 21

Crying Gets you EVERYWHERE, Apparently - Relatable Billionaires! - Cody SWIMpson Merch Enters A New Phase - Floss Or Brush, The Judge Has Ruled Which Goes First - Plus Your Alphabucks Clue For Friday!

Crying Gets you EVERYWHERE, Apparently - Relatable Billionaires! - Cody SWIMpson Merch Enters A New Phase - Floss Or Brush, The Judge Has Ruled Which Goes First - Plus Your Alphabucks Clue For Friday!

16:39

10 Jun 21

Dale "Daisy" Thomas Is In The Mix To Be The New COLLINGWOOD Coach. Tim & Jess Ask Him About The Odds Of It Happening.

Dale "Daisy" Thomas Is In The Mix To Be The New COLLINGWOOD Coach. Tim & Jess Ask Him About The Odds Of It Happening.

05:16

9 Jun 21

Who Failed Their Learners Test? - Sex Breaks for People Working From Home - Nibble on Some Llama - Australia's BIGGEST Dino - The New LOKI Show - Break A Leg EXPLAINED! - Alphabucks Clue for Thursday

Who Failed Their Learners Test? - Sex Breaks for People Working From Home - Nibble on Some Llama - Australia's BIGGEST Dino - The New LOKI Show - Break A Leg EXPLAINED! - Alphabucks Clue for Thursday

18:56

9 Jun 21

Queue Buster for the Ladies Toilet - Conspiracy Theory - The Gauntlet gets Thrown Down - Spell My Name & The Guessing Game - Wednesday's Alphabucks Clue too!

Queue Buster for the Ladies Toilet - Conspiracy Theory - The Gauntlet gets Thrown Down - Spell My Name & The Guessing Game - Wednesday's Alphabucks Clue too!

24:37

8 Jun 21

Aussie Swimming LEGEND, Grant Hackett Talks Olympics, Cody SWIMson, and the Swimming Trials on Amazon Prime

Aussie Swimming LEGEND, Grant Hackett Talks Olympics, Cody SWIMson, and the Swimming Trials on Amazon Prime

07:46

7 Jun 21

A Birthday Message from THE ROCK + GUY SEBASTIAN - Invisible (and EXPENSIVE) Art - High Fashion HI VIS - Animals in the Workplace - New Tinder Feature - Receding Hairline Explained - ALPHABUCKS CLUE!

A Birthday Message from THE ROCK + GUY SEBASTIAN - Invisible (and EXPENSIVE) Art - High Fashion HI VIS - Animals in the Workplace - New Tinder Feature - Receding Hairline Explained - ALPHABUCKS CLUE!

30:46

6 Jun 21

Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 1

Tim & Jess Uncut: Episode 1

12:48

4 Jun 21

Sweaty Balls - Bats On A Plane - Petty Revenge - Snake Catcher - Sleepy Lettuce Tea - Your Alphabucks Clue for Monday!

Sweaty Balls - Bats On A Plane - Petty Revenge - Snake Catcher - Sleepy Lettuce Tea - Your Alphabucks Clue for Monday!

21:36

4 Jun 21

Infectious Diseases Expert Talks Covid Vaccine and Why You Should Get it.

Infectious Diseases Expert Talks Covid Vaccine and Why You Should Get it.

09:01

3 Jun 21

Hey Google, Make A Fart Noise - Dodgeball in AFL Crowds - Bin Chicken FASHUN - BOYCOTT (not just a baby in a crib) - AFL Draft Winners - You Be The Judge - Friday's ALPHABUCKS Clue!

Hey Google, Make A Fart Noise - Dodgeball in AFL Crowds - Bin Chicken FASHUN - BOYCOTT (not just a baby in a crib) - AFL Draft Winners - You Be The Judge - Friday's ALPHABUCKS Clue!

28:28

3 Jun 21

Only Aussies Say Hip Hip Hooray?! - What have you stood on? - Random Acts of Kindness - Stinky Jocks - Slipping Into the DMs - Alphabucks Clue!

Only Aussies Say Hip Hip Hooray?! - What have you stood on? - Random Acts of Kindness - Stinky Jocks - Slipping Into the DMs - Alphabucks Clue!

26:49

2 Jun 21

Testicle Festival SCAMMED - Holy Clothes - PHENOMENAL Name Suggestions - Million Dollar Pizza - You Alphabucks Clue For Wednesday - Stacks More!

Testicle Festival SCAMMED - Holy Clothes - PHENOMENAL Name Suggestions - Million Dollar Pizza - You Alphabucks Clue For Wednesday - Stacks More!

34:37

1 Jun 21

$5K WON ON ALPHABUCKS - Misophomia - Cutoff Age for Clubbing - Cody SWIMson - Jess Flexes Her Hindi - Tim's a Clucker - Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue!

$5K WON ON ALPHABUCKS - Misophomia - Cutoff Age for Clubbing - Cody SWIMson - Jess Flexes Her Hindi - Tim's a Clucker - Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue!

29:07

30 May 21

Happy Friday! - We Wrap-up The Friends Reunion - Bath Tub Users UNITE - Set Your Alarm For Sexy Time - Lyrical Headlines - Tim Gets Shop-Shamed - Stacks More and Your 5K Monday Alphabucks Clue!

Happy Friday! - We Wrap-up The Friends Reunion - Bath Tub Users UNITE - Set Your Alarm For Sexy Time - Lyrical Headlines - Tim Gets Shop-Shamed - Stacks More and Your 5K Monday Alphabucks Clue!

28:39

28 May 21

FRIENDS REUNION - A Royal Heist - Cold Pizza is LEGAL - Supermoon is in Gatorade - Friday's Alphabucks Clue

FRIENDS REUNION - A Royal Heist - Cold Pizza is LEGAL - Supermoon is in Gatorade - Friday's Alphabucks Clue

19:09

27 May 21

Kevin Bright, Co-Creator of FRIENDS, Spills the secrets!

Kevin Bright, Co-Creator of FRIENDS, Spills the secrets!

09:17

27 May 21

Tim's SHAMEFULL Audition for Human Nature - How Much is Too Much Hummus? - Stacks More and Your Alphabucks Clue for Thursday!

Tim's SHAMEFULL Audition for Human Nature - How Much is Too Much Hummus? - Stacks More and Your Alphabucks Clue for Thursday!

17:52

26 May 21

Could you Fight a LION? - Sibling Rivalry Goes Too Far - Jess is Still The Queen Of Friends - Wednesday's Alphabucks Clue!

Could you Fight a LION? - Sibling Rivalry Goes Too Far - Jess is Still The Queen Of Friends - Wednesday's Alphabucks Clue!

16:29

25 May 21

Monster Fart - Jessica is the New Karen - EXPENSIVE Airport Food - Banned From School - Your Alphabucks Clue!

Monster Fart - Jessica is the New Karen - EXPENSIVE Airport Food - Banned From School - Your Alphabucks Clue!

26:55

24 May 21

Tim is Being Mocked by Blinkers - We've Got Some BADASSES Over Here - Delta Goodrem FAILS Jess - 5K Monday Alphabucks Clue - Plus More Tomfoolery!

Tim is Being Mocked by Blinkers - We've Got Some BADASSES Over Here - Delta Goodrem FAILS Jess - 5K Monday Alphabucks Clue - Plus More Tomfoolery!

22:26

20 May 21

Tim Helps Jess Live Longer with Tips from Supercentenarians (NOT a Dragon Ball Z reference) - A Listener Gets Help - a You Be The Judge Ruling on Stinky Food in the Lunchroom - Friday's Alphabucks Clue and Stacks More!

Tim Helps Jess Live Longer with Tips from Supercentenarians (NOT a Dragon Ball Z reference) - A Listener Gets Help - a You Be The Judge Ruling on Stinky Food in the Lunchroom - Friday's Alphabucks Clue and Stacks More!

17:31

20 May 21

Jess is a Spitter NOT a Swallower - Chicken Crimpy Protein Shake - In And Out Like A Fart In a Bottle - Thursday's Alphabucks Clue and a VERY Loose Show

Jess is a Spitter NOT a Swallower - Chicken Crimpy Protein Shake - In And Out Like A Fart In a Bottle - Thursday's Alphabucks Clue and a VERY Loose Show

30:32

19 May 21

JESS REGRETS CHEATING! - Pets Get More Love Than Partners - Have You Seen an UFO? - Stacks More + Alphabucks Clue for Wednesday

JESS REGRETS CHEATING! - Pets Get More Love Than Partners - Have You Seen an UFO? - Stacks More + Alphabucks Clue for Wednesday

26:17

18 May 21

Jess Apologises to Her Friends & Family For Being Too Gosh-Darn SEXY! Plus Heaps More From Monday's Show

Jess Apologises to Her Friends & Family For Being Too Gosh-Darn SEXY! Plus Heaps More From Monday's Show

19:33

16 May 21

5K Monday Alphabucks Clue - LAWN & ORDER - Victorian Panthers - Audible Tears Jess a New One - Tim & Jess FAIL NAPLAN - Lyrical Headlines

5K Monday Alphabucks Clue - LAWN & ORDER - Victorian Panthers - Audible Tears Jess a New One - Tim & Jess FAIL NAPLAN - Lyrical Headlines

20:33

13 May 21

Alphabucks Clue For Friday - Panther Sighting - Cheaters Caught Cheating - What Colour is a Tennis Ball? - HEEAAAPS More

Alphabucks Clue For Friday - Panther Sighting - Cheaters Caught Cheating - What Colour is a Tennis Ball? - HEEAAAPS More

32:34

13 May 21

Alphabucks Clue - Panther In The Hills! - The Hit Budget is Handed Down - Tim & Jess Fail NAPLAN - A House With A Toilet in the Cupboard - Tomfoolery and Shenanigans

Alphabucks Clue - Panther In The Hills! - The Hit Budget is Handed Down - Tim & Jess Fail NAPLAN - A House With A Toilet in the Cupboard - Tomfoolery and Shenanigans

34:45

12 May 21

Alphabucks Clue for Wednesday - A Rare Apology - Fizzy Chicken Stock - Spell My Name - Separate Beds for a Longer Marriage - Heaps More!

Alphabucks Clue for Wednesday - A Rare Apology - Fizzy Chicken Stock - Spell My Name - Separate Beds for a Longer Marriage - Heaps More!

28:53

11 May 21

Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue - A Discovery That Proves ANUS-THING is Possible - VERY Irrational Fears - What Did Your Pet Eat? - The Clinker Game - Which Hand Do You Fork With?

Tuesday's Alphabucks Clue - A Discovery That Proves ANUS-THING is Possible - VERY Irrational Fears - What Did Your Pet Eat? - The Clinker Game - Which Hand Do You Fork With?

25:23

10 May 21

Your Daily Alphabucks Clue - Tim & Jess' Mums Quiz It Up and Prank Tim - A Full Menu of Wrong Tattoos - Should you Share Bathwater? - Lyrical Headline - Merch Wars

Your Daily Alphabucks Clue - Tim & Jess' Mums Quiz It Up and Prank Tim - A Full Menu of Wrong Tattoos - Should you Share Bathwater? - Lyrical Headline - Merch Wars

25:00

7 May 21

Alphabucks Clue - House Guests Exploding Ovens - Meat vs Living Longer - Tim Raises a Ridiculous Question in You Be The Judge - We Dig Into a Prenup - Where'd you Go Into Labour?

Alphabucks Clue - House Guests Exploding Ovens - Meat vs Living Longer - Tim Raises a Ridiculous Question in You Be The Judge - We Dig Into a Prenup - Where'd you Go Into Labour?

21:05

6 May 21

Alphabucks Clue - Tim Gets Caught Belting Out Tunes at the Lights - Where'd You Find a Snake? - The Biscuit of the Youth - You Drive Me Phrazy - Food Challenges

Alphabucks Clue - Tim Gets Caught Belting Out Tunes at the Lights - Where'd You Find a Snake? - The Biscuit of the Youth - You Drive Me Phrazy - Food Challenges

25:49

5 May 21

Terrifying Teens - New Slang - Are We In The Matrix? - Moving Disasters!

Terrifying Teens - New Slang - Are We In The Matrix? - Moving Disasters!

21:04

3 May 21

Listen In For The Alphabucks Clue! Tim & Jess Get Some Information From The Future, Jess' Partner Gets Pressure From Baba, Lost Wedding Rings, And A New Aussie Anthem?

Listen In For The Alphabucks Clue! Tim & Jess Get Some Information From The Future, Jess' Partner Gets Pressure From Baba, Lost Wedding Rings, And A New Aussie Anthem?

21:05

2 May 21

Listen In For Your Alphabucks Clue and The Greatest Comeback in Lyrical Headline History

Listen In For Your Alphabucks Clue and The Greatest Comeback in Lyrical Headline History

20:08

29 Apr 21

Dodgy School Excursions, What's Wrong With Your Car, You Be The Judge, and A Late Night Farm Ad

Dodgy School Excursions, What's Wrong With Your Car, You Be The Judge, and A Late Night Farm Ad

20:56

29 Apr 21

Tim & Jess have a chinwag with Zoe Carter, Founder of Young Aussie Farmers

Tim & Jess have a chinwag with Zoe Carter, Founder of Young Aussie Farmers

04:30

28 Apr 21

It's National Superhero Day!

We also played Phrazy and heard some pretty average reasons to dump someone

It's National Superhero Day!

We also played Phrazy and heard some pretty average reasons to dump someone

14:53

28 Apr 21

'Like It Or Lump It Baby!'

'Like It Or Lump It Baby!'

18:11

13 Apr 21

We Received A VERY Risqué Phone Call..

Today on the show.. Where's the strangest place you've had a roll in the hay? - Tim is an alumni of his University - Ethics Committee (a very awkward lottery win!) - Spell My Name - Banning the terms 'mum' & 'dad'

We Received A VERY Risqué Phone Call..

Today on the show.. Where's the strangest place you've had a roll in the hay? - Tim is an alumni of his University - Ethics Committee (a very awkward lottery win!) - Spell My Name - Banning the terms 'mum' & 'dad'

24:56

12 Apr 21

D.I.Y Doctor DISASTER!

Today on the show.. DIY Doctors - The new Aussie ute (and Jess) What do you clink? - 27 Hour Show Prep - Riley-Rose is leaving

D.I.Y Doctor DISASTER!

Today on the show.. DIY Doctors - The new Aussie ute (and Jess) What do you clink? - 27 Hour Show Prep - Riley-Rose is leaving

20:50

12 Apr 21

What People Will Do For The Wiggles

Today on the show... We chat to Lachy Wiggle & give away tickets to their Bendigo show - Introducing the 'Jess & Jess' Show - Lyrical Headlines - Ethics Committee (we chat the ANZAC Day public holiday)

What People Will Do For The Wiggles

Today on the show... We chat to Lachy Wiggle & give away tickets to their Bendigo show - Introducing the 'Jess & Jess' Show - Lyrical Headlines - Ethics Committee (we chat the ANZAC Day public holiday)

22:12

9 Apr 21

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