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Halfternoons with Those Two Girls

Your daily half-hour podcast to get you through the mid-afternoon slump: HALFTERNOONS with Those Two Girls, Lise Carlaw and Sarah Wills. 

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Season 1


Disability Disney Princess & Making Us Feel Old!

Confronting memes  Hannah Diviney

Disability Disney Princess & Making Us Feel Old!

Confronting memes  Hannah Diviney

32:30

EP96 - S1

19 Oct 21

Rollercoasters Aren't Fun Anymore & Sarah Listens To Adele

Max's b'day present gift is ELITE Lise is always right Sarah listens to Adele's new song live

Rollercoasters Aren't Fun Anymore & Sarah Listens To Adele

Max's b'day present gift is ELITE Lise is always right Sarah listens to Adele's new song live

28:01

EP95 - S1

18 Oct 21

Personalised Toilets & Lise's Doppelgänger Quest

Throw her a bone with a ridiculous invention from Stanford University Lise has about a hundred Doppelgängers, can you add any more to the list? Sarah's running hack Marc the Sharc

Personalised Toilets & Lise's Doppelgänger Quest

Throw her a bone with a ridiculous invention from Stanford University Lise has about a hundred Doppelgängers, can you add any more to the list? Sarah's running hack Marc the Sharc

27:16

EP94 - S1

15 Oct 21

Pierced Ears & Duo Dual with Adam & Symon

Sarah's warning to parents about ears piercing Lise's Facebook memory Adam & Symon joins the girls to chat about their new podcast, and find out which duo are better friends!

Pierced Ears & Duo Dual with Adam & Symon

Sarah's warning to parents about ears piercing Lise's Facebook memory Adam & Symon joins the girls to chat about their new podcast, and find out which duo are better friends!

27:20

EP93 - S1

14 Oct 21

PJ's At School Pick-Up & Megan Fox's Weird Interview

Mullets at school Pj's banned from school pickup Megan Fox has gone next level!

PJ's At School Pick-Up & Megan Fox's Weird Interview

Mullets at school Pj's banned from school pickup Megan Fox has gone next level!

28:56

EP92 - S1

13 Oct 21

Words We Mispronounce & Sensational Resignations

Lise's son Max and his questions continue We can't believe we've been pronouncing this word wrong It's spoiler season!

Words We Mispronounce & Sensational Resignations

Lise's son Max and his questions continue We can't believe we've been pronouncing this word wrong It's spoiler season!

28:40

EP91 - S1

12 Oct 21

NSW "Freedom Day" & Mother's Fundraising Raffles

Lise's son Max has presented another pearler of a question We cross to Tiktoker/ Instagram Star/ Comedian & Podcaster Mitchell Coombes live from his bedroom after a big night of freedom in Sydney The order of getting ready to go out, which is it?

NSW "Freedom Day" & Mother's Fundraising Raffles

Lise's son Max has presented another pearler of a question We cross to Tiktoker/ Instagram Star/ Comedian & Podcaster Mitchell Coombes live from his bedroom after a big night of freedom in Sydney The order of getting ready to go out, which is it?

31:00

EP90 - S1

11 Oct 21

Duo Dual with Leigh Sales & Annabel Crabb + A.B's Missed Connection

Leigh Sales & Annabel Crabb chat about their new book, "Well, Hello" Marc the Sharc A.B's trying to find a dog walker 

Duo Dual with Leigh Sales & Annabel Crabb + A.B's Missed Connection

Leigh Sales & Annabel Crabb chat about their new book, "Well, Hello" Marc the Sharc A.B's trying to find a dog walker 

35:21

EP89 - S1

8 Oct 21

$1000 Tuna & Waiting To Be Seated

Lise & Sarah's cafe gripe Why this tuna is $1000 Chocolate game update

$1000 Tuna & Waiting To Be Seated

Lise & Sarah's cafe gripe Why this tuna is $1000 Chocolate game update

31:04

EP88 - S1

7 Oct 21

Things Every Woman Admits To Doing & Lise's Dodgy Parenting

Lise helps Sarah with a parenting conundrum, by telling a very dodgy lesson she taught her son Remy Squid Game: Aussie Edition 27 Things Every woman has done

Things Every Woman Admits To Doing & Lise's Dodgy Parenting

Lise helps Sarah with a parenting conundrum, by telling a very dodgy lesson she taught her son Remy Squid Game: Aussie Edition 27 Things Every woman has done

31:17

EP87 - S1

6 Oct 21

We Obviously Have Watched Squid Game & Sarah's Plane Gripes

Squid Game WTF!? Sarah's plane rules - she's back from holidays and ready for a whinge Did Mercury in Retrograde cause the FB/ Insta shutdown?  

We Obviously Have Watched Squid Game & Sarah's Plane Gripes

Squid Game WTF!? Sarah's plane rules - she's back from holidays and ready for a whinge Did Mercury in Retrograde cause the FB/ Insta shutdown?  

31:50

EP86 - S1

5 Oct 21

Winnie the Pooh Holiday & Funeral Songs

Marc the sharc  Top funeral songs  Winnie the Pooh accom 

Winnie the Pooh Holiday & Funeral Songs

Marc the sharc  Top funeral songs  Winnie the Pooh accom 

31:01

EP85 - S1

24 Sep 21

We Should Get Sushi Carol & Dog Rant

Sarah's rant about dogs Most iconic TV characters Lise's bird boy story

We Should Get Sushi Carol & Dog Rant

Sarah's rant about dogs Most iconic TV characters Lise's bird boy story

30:54

EP84 - S1

22 Sep 21

Sarah Socials Rant & Covid Cocktails

The girls are at day 3 of school holidays, and it’s going just as well as you’d expect  Covid cocktail names   

Sarah Socials Rant & Covid Cocktails

The girls are at day 3 of school holidays, and it’s going just as well as you’d expect  Covid cocktail names   

29:33

EP83 - S1

22 Sep 21

Marc Fennell & Meltdowns

Lise & Sarah's little ones are at Day #2 of the school holidays, and you can only imagine how well it's going Marc Fennell joins the girls to talk about his new TV series, "The School That Tried To End Racism"  

Marc Fennell & Meltdowns

Lise & Sarah's little ones are at Day #2 of the school holidays, and you can only imagine how well it's going Marc Fennell joins the girls to talk about his new TV series, "The School That Tried To End Racism"  

31:55

EP82 - S1

21 Sep 21

Lise’s Marriage Put To The Test & SAS Wage Reveals

Lise & Sarah are not pleased about this SAS wage reveal  The fight between Lise & Dane  Kylie Jenner gender reveal 

Lise’s Marriage Put To The Test & SAS Wage Reveals

Lise & Sarah are not pleased about this SAS wage reveal  The fight between Lise & Dane  Kylie Jenner gender reveal 

31:06

EP81 - S1

20 Sep 21

Fruit Nerd Friday & Zodiac Selective Babies

Apparently parents these days are picking their babies birth dates based on their potential zodiac signs Travelator trauma  Marc the Sharc & Fruit Nerf Friday 

Fruit Nerd Friday & Zodiac Selective Babies

Apparently parents these days are picking their babies birth dates based on their potential zodiac signs Travelator trauma  Marc the Sharc & Fruit Nerf Friday 

31:31

EP80 - S1

17 Sep 21

POP Quiz Ups The Ante & Sarah's Holiday Theory

POP Quiz feat. Lara Sarah's theory about couples and holidays SAS Australia 

POP Quiz Ups The Ante & Sarah's Holiday Theory

POP Quiz feat. Lara Sarah's theory about couples and holidays SAS Australia 

30:19

EP79 - S1

16 Sep 21

An Entire Show That Is Basically Just Lise's Birth Story

SAS Australia, babies on planes, Drop down menu's and how all of them connect back to Lise's birth story, for some reason 

An Entire Show That Is Basically Just Lise's Birth Story

SAS Australia, babies on planes, Drop down menu's and how all of them connect back to Lise's birth story, for some reason 

26:34

EP78 - S1

15 Sep 21

Liane Moriarty Joins Us & Met Gala Madness

Best-selling Aussie author Liane Moriarty joins the girls to talk about her brand new book that dropped today, "Apples Never Fall" Deni Todorovic talks Met Gala & SAS Talking In Third Person 

Liane Moriarty Joins Us & Met Gala Madness

Best-selling Aussie author Liane Moriarty joins the girls to talk about her brand new book that dropped today, "Apples Never Fall" Deni Todorovic talks Met Gala & SAS Talking In Third Person 

31:21

EP77 - S1

14 Sep 21

The Low-Rise Voodoo Doll & Female Octopuses Are Our Spirit Animals

Concrete Surfers, the Aussie band who've found a loophole to no touring Sarah's running again  

The Low-Rise Voodoo Doll & Female Octopuses Are Our Spirit Animals

Concrete Surfers, the Aussie band who've found a loophole to no touring Sarah's running again  

33:15

EP76 - S1

13 Sep 21

Sh*t Proposals & Dog Poo Study

Marc the sharc returns! We find a sample from to conduct a study A.B’s terrible proposal story 

Sh*t Proposals & Dog Poo Study

Marc the sharc returns! We find a sample from to conduct a study A.B’s terrible proposal story 

31:04

EP75 - S1

10 Sep 21

Eat Strawberries But Not Dog Food

Lise's son Max has changed up his diet Strawberry sales are on the decline, how you can help! The only child affect 

Eat Strawberries But Not Dog Food

Lise's son Max has changed up his diet Strawberry sales are on the decline, how you can help! The only child affect 

29:16

EP74 - S1

9 Sep 21

Unconventional Hall Passes & Toilet Brush Conundrum

An update on #SayNoToTheLow Who's your unconventional Hall Pass? Toilet brushes are not it

Unconventional Hall Passes & Toilet Brush Conundrum

An update on #SayNoToTheLow Who's your unconventional Hall Pass? Toilet brushes are not it

29:45

EP73 - S1

8 Sep 21

Say No To Low & Christian Hull

Stellar Mag's Kelly Hume responds to Sarah's anger about this returning fashion trend Christian Hull has new board games!  Lise's kink graduates    

Say No To Low & Christian Hull

Stellar Mag's Kelly Hume responds to Sarah's anger about this returning fashion trend Christian Hull has new board games!  Lise's kink graduates    

30:29

EP72 - S1

7 Sep 21

Explosive Kombucha & The Petition

Lise's accident Say no to the low Max's B'day wish 

Explosive Kombucha & The Petition

Lise's accident Say no to the low Max's B'day wish 

28:00

EP71 - S1

6 Sep 21

POP Quiz & Marc The Sharc

Can Sarah improve on her POP Quiz skills? Marc the sharc is back!

POP Quiz & Marc The Sharc

Can Sarah improve on her POP Quiz skills? Marc the sharc is back!

29:29

EP70 - S1

3 Sep 21

The Future Sarah Game & Horati-NO's Greatest Moment Ever?

Aus Post dramas Sarah's game she plays with herself Horati-NO  

The Future Sarah Game & Horati-NO's Greatest Moment Ever?

Aus Post dramas Sarah's game she plays with herself Horati-NO  

26:31

EP69 - S1

2 Sep 21

Carla From Bankstown & Lise's Alarm Clock Fail

The girls are joined by drag queen/ comic/ online sensation, "Carla from Bankstown" Sarah's worst fear  

Carla From Bankstown & Lise's Alarm Clock Fail

The girls are joined by drag queen/ comic/ online sensation, "Carla from Bankstown" Sarah's worst fear  

29:36

EP68 - S1

1 Sep 21

Equal Pay Day & Peak Teenage Boy Laziness

Financial wellness expert Mel Browne talks Equal Pay Day MoveForLex - what is it, how can you get involved? This band are on TikTok    

Equal Pay Day & Peak Teenage Boy Laziness

Financial wellness expert Mel Browne talks Equal Pay Day MoveForLex - what is it, how can you get involved? This band are on TikTok    

32:29

EP67 - S1

31 Aug 21

Leigh Sales & Sarah Witnessed Some Things In A Park

Lise's eyebrow panic Leigh Sales talks "Why Women Are Angry"  

Leigh Sales & Sarah Witnessed Some Things In A Park

Lise's eyebrow panic Leigh Sales talks "Why Women Are Angry"  

32:14

EP66 - S1

30 Aug 21

Marc the Sharc & Things That Render You Mute

POP quiz returns and Sarah is not happy Marc the sharc’s debut  

Marc the Sharc & Things That Render You Mute

POP quiz returns and Sarah is not happy Marc the sharc’s debut  

32:34

EP65 - S1

27 Aug 21

What Won't Get Thrown Away & Lise's Last Ever Hot Drivers License

Celebrity kind: Tom Cruise & Dave Grohl Lise got a new license photo What won't your household throw away?

What Won't Get Thrown Away & Lise's Last Ever Hot Drivers License

Celebrity kind: Tom Cruise & Dave Grohl Lise got a new license photo What won't your household throw away?

31:08

EP64 - S1

26 Aug 21

We Meet A New Wiggle & Lise Got Tricked By A Child

Tsehay of the new Wiggles joins Lise & Sarah  Horati-no Sexy new Calm App addition

We Meet A New Wiggle & Lise Got Tricked By A Child

Tsehay of the new Wiggles joins Lise & Sarah  Horati-no Sexy new Calm App addition

27:54

EP63 - S1

25 Aug 21

Sarah's Using the Show As Therapy & Unwritten Life Rules

Sarah's really letting it all out today Unwritten life rules Max has more questions 

Sarah's Using the Show As Therapy & Unwritten Life Rules

Sarah's really letting it all out today Unwritten life rules Max has more questions 

27:53

EP62 - S1

24 Aug 21

Sarah's That Person Again & The Shadow Pandemic

Remy's ASMR career is blossoming  Jacqui from the Shadow Pandemic joins the girls

Sarah's That Person Again & The Shadow Pandemic

Remy's ASMR career is blossoming  Jacqui from the Shadow Pandemic joins the girls

33:16

EP61 - S1

23 Aug 21

Lise Is Planning WELL Ahead & Dr Dan

Dr Dan Pronk from SAS Australia talks about resilience and his new book Lise is very ahead with her Christmas planning And the weirdest tangent you've ever heard

Lise Is Planning WELL Ahead & Dr Dan

Dr Dan Pronk from SAS Australia talks about resilience and his new book Lise is very ahead with her Christmas planning And the weirdest tangent you've ever heard

33:15

EP60 - S1

20 Aug 21

Stirrup Pants With Deni Todorovic & Papa Oscar Papa Quiz

Stirrup pants debate continues but with fashion expert, Deni Todorovic An Impromptu P.O.P quiz Naughty name road trip  

Stirrup Pants With Deni Todorovic & Papa Oscar Papa Quiz

Stirrup pants debate continues but with fashion expert, Deni Todorovic An Impromptu P.O.P quiz Naughty name road trip  

26:49

EP59 - S1

19 Aug 21

Modelling in Your 60s & Dane’s Quest For Chips

We chat to Heather Inwood, the 66-year-old model who’s one of the new faces of Camilla & Marc  Horati-No  

Modelling in Your 60s & Dane’s Quest For Chips

We chat to Heather Inwood, the 66-year-old model who’s one of the new faces of Camilla & Marc  Horati-No  

28:32

EP58 - S1

18 Aug 21

Met Gala Drama & Sarah's Bug Bear on Facebook

Sarah is incredibly enraged about something incredibly insignificant  Hollywood Reporter Dean McCarthy talks Met Gala Drama Stirrup pants - giddy up or giddy out?  

Met Gala Drama & Sarah's Bug Bear on Facebook

Sarah is incredibly enraged about something incredibly insignificant  Hollywood Reporter Dean McCarthy talks Met Gala Drama Stirrup pants - giddy up or giddy out?  

33:51

EP57 - S1

17 Aug 21

Passive Aggressive Emoji Conundrum & I Don't Want To Be That Person

Token Young Person joins their girls to assess their emoji use Kardashian pregnancy rumours put to bed Sarah's being THAT person

Passive Aggressive Emoji Conundrum & I Don't Want To Be That Person

Token Young Person joins their girls to assess their emoji use Kardashian pregnancy rumours put to bed Sarah's being THAT person

33:44

EP56 - S1

16 Aug 21

Smelly Celebs & Retro Items That Need a Comeback

Should we be getting back into Doilies? Throw her a bone: Smelly Celeb quiz and Sarah’s daughters ankle situation is very much legit 

Smelly Celebs & Retro Items That Need a Comeback

Should we be getting back into Doilies? Throw her a bone: Smelly Celeb quiz and Sarah’s daughters ankle situation is very much legit 

30:10

EP55 - S1

13 Aug 21

Sarah's Doing This Phonetic Alphabet Wrong & Tanya Hennessy

Tanya Hennessy with the most hilarious notes Florists have had to write Sarah's doing it wrong Car beeping etiquette 

Sarah's Doing This Phonetic Alphabet Wrong & Tanya Hennessy

Tanya Hennessy with the most hilarious notes Florists have had to write Sarah's doing it wrong Car beeping etiquette 

33:44

EP54 - S1

12 Aug 21

The Dolly Vaccine With Dr Karl & Bogan Baby Names

Lise & Sarah are joined by Dr Karl to talk Moderna Horati-no Bogan Baby Name list

The Dolly Vaccine With Dr Karl & Bogan Baby Names

Lise & Sarah are joined by Dr Karl to talk Moderna Horati-no Bogan Baby Name list

34:50

EP53 - S1

11 Aug 21

Despondent Byron Bay Correspondent & Very Odd Facebook Marketplace Listing

Lise & Sarah cross to Lise's sister Fred in lockdown in Byron Bay with the latest Remy's mask hack A list of ways to immediately make us hate you

Despondent Byron Bay Correspondent & Very Odd Facebook Marketplace Listing

Lise & Sarah cross to Lise's sister Fred in lockdown in Byron Bay with the latest Remy's mask hack A list of ways to immediately make us hate you

27:37

EP52 - S1

10 Aug 21

The Car Eating Movement & Dane's Shocking New Accessory

The girls dive into Olympian Nicola McDermott's interesting habit Croc attack story turns into Business proposition And Dane is very attached to his new accessory

The Car Eating Movement & Dane's Shocking New Accessory

The girls dive into Olympian Nicola McDermott's interesting habit Croc attack story turns into Business proposition And Dane is very attached to his new accessory

35:09

EP51 - S1

9 Aug 21

$25k Pizza Shape & The Truth About Dishwashers

Lise & Sarah chat to Chantelle, who's hoping to fetch a pretty penny for her rare pizza shape Author Rebekah Campbell joins the girls to talk about going on 138 dates A.B has some information about dishwashers that will change your life!  

$25k Pizza Shape & The Truth About Dishwashers

Lise & Sarah chat to Chantelle, who's hoping to fetch a pretty penny for her rare pizza shape Author Rebekah Campbell joins the girls to talk about going on 138 dates A.B has some information about dishwashers that will change your life!  

29:48

EP50 - S1

6 Aug 21

Typyo With Christian Sprenger & Sarah's "She'll Be Right" Approach Fail

Former Olympian Christian Sprenger joins the girls to play Typyo We cross to NYC actor/ comic Chris Chwee to talk vaccine incentives and Sarah's daughters ankle injury was legit, apparently 

Typyo With Christian Sprenger & Sarah's "She'll Be Right" Approach Fail

Former Olympian Christian Sprenger joins the girls to play Typyo We cross to NYC actor/ comic Chris Chwee to talk vaccine incentives and Sarah's daughters ankle injury was legit, apparently 

30:16

EP49 - S1

5 Aug 21

Influenced By Peloton & Being Always On

Financial wellness expert Mel Browne joins Lise & Sarah to talk about the sale of Afterpay and "Finfluencers"  Peloton is coming, and we're obsessed Being "Always On" is breaking us

Influenced By Peloton & Being Always On

Financial wellness expert Mel Browne joins Lise & Sarah to talk about the sale of Afterpay and "Finfluencers"  Peloton is coming, and we're obsessed Being "Always On" is breaking us

30:23

EP48 - S1

4 Aug 21

A Bubble For The Arts & Sarah's Daughters Secret Purchase

Theatre star Josh Piterman becomes emotional discussing the crippling effect of cancelled shows  Vaccine incentives and other health incentives we could get around Sarah's daughters sneaky purchase

A Bubble For The Arts & Sarah's Daughters Secret Purchase

Theatre star Josh Piterman becomes emotional discussing the crippling effect of cancelled shows  Vaccine incentives and other health incentives we could get around Sarah's daughters sneaky purchase

31:56

EP47 - S1

3 Aug 21

Lise's Parenting Hack That Kind Of Isn't One & Vaccine Marketing

Celebrity Kind with an update for Ashley Judd after her horrific injury Lise's parenting hack isn't as genius as she thinks  

Lise's Parenting Hack That Kind Of Isn't One & Vaccine Marketing

Celebrity Kind with an update for Ashley Judd after her horrific injury Lise's parenting hack isn't as genius as she thinks  

30:07

EP46 - S1

2 Aug 21

Sarah's Rocky Moment & Jack River Joins Us

Sarah's taking her new sport very seriously Aussie muso Jack River joins the girls after her viral social post Lise's son's dream car is...very achievable

Sarah's Rocky Moment & Jack River Joins Us

Sarah's taking her new sport very seriously Aussie muso Jack River joins the girls after her viral social post Lise's son's dream car is...very achievable

30:00

EP45 - S1

30 Jul 21

Typyo Feat Olivia Vivian & Retro Baby Names

The girls are joined by former Olympian and Ninja Warrior legend Olivia Vivian to put her WPM to the test! These cool retro baby names are back To fence or not to fence?

Typyo Feat Olivia Vivian & Retro Baby Names

The girls are joined by former Olympian and Ninja Warrior legend Olivia Vivian to put her WPM to the test! These cool retro baby names are back To fence or not to fence?

28:11

EP44 - S1

29 Jul 21

Wills Is A List Person & Things You Didn't Know Go Off

Horati-no Things You Didn't Know Go Off Lise Got Pranked

Wills Is A List Person & Things You Didn't Know Go Off

Horati-no Things You Didn't Know Go Off Lise Got Pranked

31:30

EP43 - S1

28 Jul 21

Nostalgic Notions With Lauren Dubois & Sarah's Very Afraid Of This Comeback

Parenting Author Lauren Dubois joins the girls Costume saga at the games  

Nostalgic Notions With Lauren Dubois & Sarah's Very Afraid Of This Comeback

Parenting Author Lauren Dubois joins the girls Costume saga at the games  

33:45

EP42 - S1

27 Jul 21

The Weekend That Was & Nurturing Kids Talents

Lise & Sarah just spent the whole weekend away together, how did it go? Sarah's daughter is practicing her new skill, a lot Skateboarding at the games 

The Weekend That Was & Nurturing Kids Talents

Lise & Sarah just spent the whole weekend away together, how did it go? Sarah's daughter is practicing her new skill, a lot Skateboarding at the games 

30:28

EP41 - S1

26 Jul 21

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination & Lise Demands Sarah Apologise

Are you guilty of some revenge bedtime procrastination? We make Sarah apologise Fruit Nerd Friday

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination & Lise Demands Sarah Apologise

Are you guilty of some revenge bedtime procrastination? We make Sarah apologise Fruit Nerd Friday

29:29

EP40 - S1

23 Jul 21

Guess The Bachelor Contestant From Their Entry Music & Online Recipe Gripes

Can you guess whether someone’s the “wifey”, “villain” or “quirky one” based on their Bachelor entry music  Online recipes are the WORST! Olympics bullying, can men not?

Guess The Bachelor Contestant From Their Entry Music & Online Recipe Gripes

Can you guess whether someone’s the “wifey”, “villain” or “quirky one” based on their Bachelor entry music  Online recipes are the WORST! Olympics bullying, can men not?

27:43

EP39 - S1

22 Jul 21

Typyo 2021 Featuring Libby Trickett & School Hymn Memories

Introducing Typyo 2021 vs Libby Trickett  School hymn memory retention Bachelor spoilers galore! 

Typyo 2021 Featuring Libby Trickett & School Hymn Memories

Introducing Typyo 2021 vs Libby Trickett  School hymn memory retention Bachelor spoilers galore! 

29:43

EP38 - S1

21 Jul 21

The Episode Where Sarah Was In a Foul Mood

Speed typing test You’re doing it wrong  

The Episode Where Sarah Was In a Foul Mood

Speed typing test You’re doing it wrong  

21:49

EP37 - S1

20 Jul 21

Sophie Monk Responds & Halfternoons Houskeeping Turns Ugly!

Sophie Monk calls into the show to respond to Lise's allegations of a conspiracy Introducing Halfternoons Housekeeping   

Sophie Monk Responds & Halfternoons Houskeeping Turns Ugly!

Sophie Monk calls into the show to respond to Lise's allegations of a conspiracy Introducing Halfternoons Housekeeping   

29:59

EP36 - S1

19 Jul 21

Is This The End of Intimacy In A Relationship & Lockdown With Wine

Shelly Horton joins Lise & Sarah from hotel lockdown  Throw her a bone: Relationship intimacy 101 The booze-free movement

Is This The End of Intimacy In A Relationship & Lockdown With Wine

Shelly Horton joins Lise & Sarah from hotel lockdown  Throw her a bone: Relationship intimacy 101 The booze-free movement

33:10

EP35 - S1

16 Jul 21

Worst Interview Ever & The Difference Between Mask Wearers

Lise & Sarah are joined by Hollywood reporter Dean McCarthy with the latest on the Britney Spears Conservatorship case The two types of mask wearers Gillian Anderson's challenge to women   

Worst Interview Ever & The Difference Between Mask Wearers

Lise & Sarah are joined by Hollywood reporter Dean McCarthy with the latest on the Britney Spears Conservatorship case The two types of mask wearers Gillian Anderson's challenge to women   

30:20

EP34 - S1

15 Jul 21

Shark Appreciation Day & A List To Make Us Feel Old

Lise & Sarah are joined by mockumentary creators Alex & Bobbie who's series "The Power Of The Dream" drops today Horati-no returns It's Shark Appreciation Day, so let's appreciate the heck out of them!    

Shark Appreciation Day & A List To Make Us Feel Old

Lise & Sarah are joined by mockumentary creators Alex & Bobbie who's series "The Power Of The Dream" drops today Horati-no returns It's Shark Appreciation Day, so let's appreciate the heck out of them!    

36:13

EP33 - S1

14 Jul 21

Sophie Monk Conspiracy Theory & Communal Living

Lise has a crazy theory about Sophie Monk in Beauty & The Geek Playwrite, presenter & podcaster Melanie Tait talks communal living for singles in their Forties Sarah's daughter has a beauty crush

Sophie Monk Conspiracy Theory & Communal Living

Lise has a crazy theory about Sophie Monk in Beauty & The Geek Playwrite, presenter & podcaster Melanie Tait talks communal living for singles in their Forties Sarah's daughter has a beauty crush

30:40

EP32 - S1

13 Jul 21

PE Teacher Wants A Wife & Grandparent Overstepping

Nehal joins the girls for Celebrity Kind Farmer Wants a Wife Pact Lise's parents are overstepping

PE Teacher Wants A Wife & Grandparent Overstepping

Nehal joins the girls for Celebrity Kind Farmer Wants a Wife Pact Lise's parents are overstepping

32:02

EP31 - S1

12 Jul 21

Fruit Nerd Friday & Manifestations

Lise & Sarah are joined by "Fruit Nerd", Thanh Truong! "Throw Her A Bone" on Manifestations  This easy test shows if you're dehydrated!

Fruit Nerd Friday & Manifestations

Lise & Sarah are joined by "Fruit Nerd", Thanh Truong! "Throw Her A Bone" on Manifestations  This easy test shows if you're dehydrated!

33:16

EP30 - S1

9 Jul 21

French Sock Gate Part 2 & Bachelor Entrances

Lise’s sick saga continues, and her mum weighs in The girls unpack the ridiculous OTT bachie entrances for this year with ex bachelor contestant Cat Henesey  

French Sock Gate Part 2 & Bachelor Entrances

Lise’s sick saga continues, and her mum weighs in The girls unpack the ridiculous OTT bachie entrances for this year with ex bachelor contestant Cat Henesey  

33:02

EP29 - S1

8 Jul 21

Quokkas Helping Us With Mum Guilt & Lise's French Sock Hack

We learn some vital information about Quokkas Lise is handing in her French heritage   

Quokkas Helping Us With Mum Guilt & Lise's French Sock Hack

We learn some vital information about Quokkas Lise is handing in her French heritage   

33:12

EP28 - S1

7 Jul 21

Narelda on NAIDOC & Lise is a Stage 5 Gym Clinger

Narelda Jacobs joins the girls to talk NAIDOC Week NRL players are grinding our gears  Near-death experiences   

Narelda on NAIDOC & Lise is a Stage 5 Gym Clinger

Narelda Jacobs joins the girls to talk NAIDOC Week NRL players are grinding our gears  Near-death experiences   

30:46

EP27 - S1

6 Jul 21

Near-Death Coconut Experience & Not-So-Graceful Ageing

Nehal from Celebrity Kind joins Lise & Sarah with her only good news from Hollywood with "Celebrity Kind" Dane was nearly a coconut statistic Norway & Pinterest leading the charge in body positivity

Near-Death Coconut Experience & Not-So-Graceful Ageing

Nehal from Celebrity Kind joins Lise & Sarah with her only good news from Hollywood with "Celebrity Kind" Dane was nearly a coconut statistic Norway & Pinterest leading the charge in body positivity

33:38

EP26 - S1

5 Jul 21

Rage Rooms & Live Goldblum Performance

The team play a prank on Lise’s son Remy We LOVE this new ad Aussie band Goldblum join Lise & Sarah to talk about the challenging year it’s been for artists, after another week of cancelled shows

Rage Rooms & Live Goldblum Performance

The team play a prank on Lise’s son Remy We LOVE this new ad Aussie band Goldblum join Lise & Sarah to talk about the challenging year it’s been for artists, after another week of cancelled shows

33:16

EP25 - S1

2 Jul 21

Brutally Honest Astrology & Alternatives To Dry July

Lise & Sarah are joined by Allstarz Astrologist Vanessa for a look ahead at the new month Lise's son Max is back with his "Would you Rather's?" And Clever alternatives to Dry July 

Brutally Honest Astrology & Alternatives To Dry July

Lise & Sarah are joined by Allstarz Astrologist Vanessa for a look ahead at the new month Lise's son Max is back with his "Would you Rather's?" And Clever alternatives to Dry July 

29:53

EP24 - S1

1 Jul 21

Lise’s Review Of Netflix’s Sexy New Show & Vaccine Confusion

Horati-NO returns  Lise reviews Sex/Life  Sarah is happy with Serena’s disappointed   

Lise’s Review Of Netflix’s Sexy New Show & Vaccine Confusion

Horati-NO returns  Lise reviews Sex/Life  Sarah is happy with Serena’s disappointed   

32:43

EP23 - S1

30 Jun 21

Vaccinations With Dr Karl & Lise's Costume Debacle

The Girls are joined by medical/ science expert Dr Karl to talk AstraZeneca & where it's gone wrong for Australia Lise needs costume inspiration Deni Todorovic breaks down gender stereotypes, talks about their non-binary identification & how as Cis people we can be allies.

Vaccinations With Dr Karl & Lise's Costume Debacle

The Girls are joined by medical/ science expert Dr Karl to talk AstraZeneca & where it's gone wrong for Australia Lise needs costume inspiration Deni Todorovic breaks down gender stereotypes, talks about their non-binary identification & how as Cis people we can be allies.

34:00

EP22 - S1

29 Jun 21

Bushman’s Blow and Is Modest the Hottest?

Nehal joins the girls for Celebrity Kind A Christian singers new song has enraged us Is the Bushman’s blow ok, ever? 

Bushman’s Blow and Is Modest the Hottest?

Nehal joins the girls for Celebrity Kind A Christian singers new song has enraged us Is the Bushman’s blow ok, ever? 

33:27

EP21 - S1

28 Jun 21

Grey Area Drinking & End Of Term Meltdowns

Grey Area drinking coach joins Lise & Sarah to talk about the stigma of drinking in women Are anyone else's kids absolutely feral come end of term? Throw her a bone: Coffin/Death special!

Grey Area Drinking & End Of Term Meltdowns

Grey Area drinking coach joins Lise & Sarah to talk about the stigma of drinking in women Are anyone else's kids absolutely feral come end of term? Throw her a bone: Coffin/Death special!

30:36

EP20 - S1

25 Jun 21

Erin Molan & Lise's Tips For Survival

Erin Molan joins Lise & Sarah following the introduction of new e-safety laws she pioneered Hollywood Reporter Dean McCarthy talks Britney Conservatorship  

Erin Molan & Lise's Tips For Survival

Erin Molan joins Lise & Sarah following the introduction of new e-safety laws she pioneered Hollywood Reporter Dean McCarthy talks Britney Conservatorship  

34:21

EP19 - S1

24 Jun 21

Our Brand New Game, Vagina Tunnel And Scott Pape

Scott Pape joins the girls to talk about his new show Sarah’s friend had an embarrassing mishap at a restaurant  And introducing our brand new game! 

Our Brand New Game, Vagina Tunnel And Scott Pape

Scott Pape joins the girls to talk about his new show Sarah’s friend had an embarrassing mishap at a restaurant  And introducing our brand new game! 

31:02

EP18 - S1

23 Jun 21

Bec Sparrow On Kids Social Media & Forehead Vein Appreciation

Sarah’s message to Bindi Irwin Lise feels amazing after this experience at footy The new way to take selfies 

Bec Sparrow On Kids Social Media & Forehead Vein Appreciation

Sarah’s message to Bindi Irwin Lise feels amazing after this experience at footy The new way to take selfies 

32:32

EP17 - S1

22 Jun 21

The Fivehead & Wild Relationship Therapy

Celebrity Kind returns with Victoria Secrets Angels Kylie Jenner turned an insult into billions  Kids can be cruel

The Fivehead & Wild Relationship Therapy

Celebrity Kind returns with Victoria Secrets Angels Kylie Jenner turned an insult into billions  Kids can be cruel

27:43

EP16 - S1

21 Jun 21

Mismatched Dancing & Sally Hepworth's One Star Reviews

Sally Hepworth shares her favourite one-star book reviews Lise's family Christmas for a year away is already a mess!

Mismatched Dancing & Sally Hepworth's One Star Reviews

Sally Hepworth shares her favourite one-star book reviews Lise's family Christmas for a year away is already a mess!

30:29

EP15 - S1

18 Jun 21

Thin Body Privilege & Lise's Mum Knows About Nude Yoga!

Thin Body Privilege & Lise's Mum Knows About Nude Yoga!

34:00

EP14 - S1

17 Jun 21

Sarah Broke Her 8 Year Rule On Social Media

Which 2000's tragic fashion items do we predict will make a return? Sarah's doing it wrong Pete Evans is at it again!

Sarah Broke Her 8 Year Rule On Social Media

Which 2000's tragic fashion items do we predict will make a return? Sarah's doing it wrong Pete Evans is at it again!

32:04

EP13 - S1

16 Jun 21

Peach Watch & Pip Etiquette

Lise & Sarah quiz June Dally-Watkins Managing Director Jodie Bache-Mclean on Peach pip etiquette Bennifer rekindled Bait & Release in relationships

Peach Watch & Pip Etiquette

Lise & Sarah quiz June Dally-Watkins Managing Director Jodie Bache-Mclean on Peach pip etiquette Bennifer rekindled Bait & Release in relationships

40:05

EP12 - S1

15 Jun 21

Hot Box Hell Pit & Sarah's Overly Emotional Response To Bagpipes

Lise & Sarah are joined by Celebrity Kind's Nehal for the weekends celebrity news Lise has a question for the group Alicia Silverstone has a gripe with the world

Hot Box Hell Pit & Sarah's Overly Emotional Response To Bagpipes

Lise & Sarah are joined by Celebrity Kind's Nehal for the weekends celebrity news Lise has a question for the group Alicia Silverstone has a gripe with the world

30:36

EP11 - S1

14 Jun 21

Rent A Bridesmaid And We Were Lied To About Reusable Cups

Which wedding traditions did you ditch? Sarah Wilson talks reusable cups Voice memos are Sarah's love language 

Rent A Bridesmaid And We Were Lied To About Reusable Cups

Which wedding traditions did you ditch? Sarah Wilson talks reusable cups Voice memos are Sarah's love language 

45:30

EP10 - S1

11 Jun 21

We've Got ROMO That We Aren't Mercury In Retrograde People

Do other planets go into retrograde? We ask an expert Sarah's communion dress saga comes to a close ROMO is something we can get around

We've Got ROMO That We Aren't Mercury In Retrograde People

Do other planets go into retrograde? We ask an expert Sarah's communion dress saga comes to a close ROMO is something we can get around

38:33

EP09 - S1

10 Jun 21

Sarah's Pitch To ASIO and Is Oat Milk The GOAT Milk?

Lise & Sarah chat to nutritionist Susie Burrell about Oat Milk and whether or not it's all it's cracked up to be Lise weighs in on the NRL HIA rules and concerns of head injuries

Sarah's Pitch To ASIO and Is Oat Milk The GOAT Milk?

Lise & Sarah chat to nutritionist Susie Burrell about Oat Milk and whether or not it's all it's cracked up to be Lise weighs in on the NRL HIA rules and concerns of head injuries

35:50

EP08 - S1

9 Jun 21

Lise's TV Series Kink And Thin Eyebrow Panic!

Sarah's dramatic pool cleaning saga Fake junk food hacks And Lorde's naughty new Album cover!

Lise's TV Series Kink And Thin Eyebrow Panic!

Sarah's dramatic pool cleaning saga Fake junk food hacks And Lorde's naughty new Album cover!

31:57

EP07 - S1

8 Jun 21

Nightmare Toddlers and The Missing Lozenge

Meghan Markle & Harry have welcomed their daughter Is it OK to track someone down over social media? All hail Judge Judy

Nightmare Toddlers and The Missing Lozenge

Meghan Markle & Harry have welcomed their daughter Is it OK to track someone down over social media? All hail Judge Judy

33:20

EP06 - S1

7 Jun 21

Naked Yoga & Nepotism

We're joined by Astrid Jorgensen from "Pub Choir" ahead of her big TV event tomorrow We've got a new True Crime correspondent and Lise is baring all tonight!

Naked Yoga & Nepotism

We're joined by Astrid Jorgensen from "Pub Choir" ahead of her big TV event tomorrow We've got a new True Crime correspondent and Lise is baring all tonight!

32:56

EP05 - S1

4 Jun 21

Lise's Bad Pancake Theory Needs Some Work

We get to the bottom of a fashion faux pas a Celebrity Apprentice contestant is committing with TV stylist Lauren Boutros Sarah's communion dress saga Mother of boys are divided

Lise's Bad Pancake Theory Needs Some Work

We get to the bottom of a fashion faux pas a Celebrity Apprentice contestant is committing with TV stylist Lauren Boutros Sarah's communion dress saga Mother of boys are divided

34:31

EP04 - S1

3 Jun 21

Are We Ok With Kate Winslet Being A Grandma?

Grannies at 40, is this a thing again? Kids do the darndest things when they REALLY want something Aggressive pruners 

Are We Ok With Kate Winslet Being A Grandma?

Grannies at 40, is this a thing again? Kids do the darndest things when they REALLY want something Aggressive pruners 

26:45

EP03 - S1

2 Jun 21

Human Anatomy Donuts & Eye Spy With Lise's Little Eye

This Melbourne guy got rich making donuts shaped like what? The new Yanni/ Laurel/ Green Dress Saga Lise's Dicky Eye   

Human Anatomy Donuts & Eye Spy With Lise's Little Eye

This Melbourne guy got rich making donuts shaped like what? The new Yanni/ Laurel/ Green Dress Saga Lise's Dicky Eye   

25:47

EP02 - S1

1 Jun 21

Let's Get The Ball Rolling! Is Lise's Cruel and Unusual Parenting a Step Too Far?

Is Lise's cruel and unusual parenting a step too far? A new animal species we're not sure we needed to know about Lise & Sarah's longest journey, to their car What is the appropriate response to someone trying to open your toilet?

Let's Get The Ball Rolling! Is Lise's Cruel and Unusual Parenting a Step Too Far?

Is Lise's cruel and unusual parenting a step too far? A new animal species we're not sure we needed to know about Lise & Sarah's longest journey, to their car What is the appropriate response to someone trying to open your toilet?

30:44

EP01 - S1

31 May 21


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