Ned & Josh

Ned & Josh

We're two mates and we do a radio show. This is bits of that radio show, without the songs.

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Ned and Josh chat about Canberra’s laziest school lunches, Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise and other celebrity brawls and Best friends day has gone completely unnoticed.

TV superstar Ed Kavalee shares the inside scoop on the media raids… Taking a quick look at penalty rates in Canberra… Doing the impossible with the Tic Toc game… Best friends day has gone completely unnoticed… Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise and other celebrity brawls… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Canberra’s laziest school lunches…

Ned and Josh chat about Canberra’s laziest school lunches, Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise and other celebrity brawls and Best friends day has gone completely unnoticed.

TV superstar Ed Kavalee shares the inside scoop on the media raids… Taking a quick look at penalty rates in Canberra… Doing the impossible with the Tic Toc game… Best friends day has gone completely unnoticed… Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise and other celebrity brawls… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Canberra’s laziest school lunches…

23:34

10 Jun 19

Ned and Josh catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn, Raiders co-captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’s recovering from a broken thumb and Getting caught talking trash about a friends’ partner.

Winx’s brother has faced some tough sibling rivalry… Blondie has no right to pretend to hate the hair anymore… Getting caught talking trash about a friends’ partner… Raiders co-captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’s recovering from a broken thumb The $20K High-five can really change lives… Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

Ned and Josh catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn, Raiders co-captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’s recovering from a broken thumb and Getting caught talking trash about a friends’ partner.

Winx’s brother has faced some tough sibling rivalry… Blondie has no right to pretend to hate the hair anymore… Getting caught talking trash about a friends’ partner… Raiders co-captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’s recovering from a broken thumb The $20K High-five can really change lives… Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

24:36

7 Jun 19

Ned and Josh chat about the fact that door bells are apparently on the way out for the youth of Australia, Celebrity look-a-likes that can’t be proven… and Ned demonstrates his real life super power with the Coffee Countdown.

The one thing you never want to do at the massage parlour… Celebrity look-a-likes that can’t be proven…  Door bells are apparently on the way out for the youth of Australia… Josh’s Dosh: The squatters rights addition… The World is heading for an apocalyptic shortage… Getting your Tinder bio written by a professional can have the obvious benefits… Ned demonstrates his real life super power with the Coffee Countdown…

Ned and Josh chat about the fact that door bells are apparently on the way out for the youth of Australia, Celebrity look-a-likes that can’t be proven… and Ned demonstrates his real life super power with the Coffee Countdown.

The one thing you never want to do at the massage parlour… Celebrity look-a-likes that can’t be proven…  Door bells are apparently on the way out for the youth of Australia… Josh’s Dosh: The squatters rights addition… The World is heading for an apocalyptic shortage… Getting your Tinder bio written by a professional can have the obvious benefits… Ned demonstrates his real life super power with the Coffee Countdown…

22:37

6 Jun 19

Ned and Josh chat to Nine News sports expert and Canberra girl Erin Molan shares the latest on our Canberra State of Origin debutants, open the Wednesday Work File and chat to CBR Brave Ice Hockey Goal Keeper, Matt Climie and Scott Morrison gave Queen Elizabeth a very strange but targeted gift.

We make a very tough yet delicious bet… Capitalising on a fetish to generate loads of cash… We open the Wednesday Work File and chat to CBR Brave Ice Hockey Goal Keeper, Matt Climie… Did your dad’s cold heart get warmed by a pet… Nine News sports expert and Canberra girl Erin Molan shares the latest on our Canberra State of Origin debutants… Scott Morrison gave Queen Elizabeth a very strange but targeted gift… There are now computers to tell you how good your life actually is…

Ned and Josh chat to Nine News sports expert and Canberra girl Erin Molan shares the latest on our Canberra State of Origin debutants, open the Wednesday Work File and chat to CBR Brave Ice Hockey Goal Keeper, Matt Climie and Scott Morrison gave Queen Elizabeth a very strange but targeted gift.

We make a very tough yet delicious bet… Capitalising on a fetish to generate loads of cash… We open the Wednesday Work File and chat to CBR Brave Ice Hockey Goal Keeper, Matt Climie… Did your dad’s cold heart get warmed by a pet… Nine News sports expert and Canberra girl Erin Molan shares the latest on our Canberra State of Origin debutants… Scott Morrison gave Queen Elizabeth a very strange but targeted gift… There are now computers to tell you how good your life actually is…

24:42

5 Jun 19

Ned and Josh chat about the dumbest reasons to have a day off work, Josh’s parents are cutting the cord in a very hurtful way and Donald Trump did something very odd when meeting Queen Elizabeth.

Can you ever have too many dogs… Not getting satisfaction from an argument sucks… The dumbest reasons to have a day off work… Donald Trump did something very odd when meeting Queen Elizabeth… Can you do the impossible with the Tic Toc game… There are some moments when a high-five isn’t ok… Josh’s parents are cutting the cord in a very hurtful way…

Ned and Josh chat about the dumbest reasons to have a day off work, Josh’s parents are cutting the cord in a very hurtful way and Donald Trump did something very odd when meeting Queen Elizabeth.

Can you ever have too many dogs… Not getting satisfaction from an argument sucks… The dumbest reasons to have a day off work… Donald Trump did something very odd when meeting Queen Elizabeth… Can you do the impossible with the Tic Toc game… There are some moments when a high-five isn’t ok… Josh’s parents are cutting the cord in a very hurtful way…

23:42

4 Jun 19

Ned and Josh discuss how Reptile smuggling is an epidemic here in the ACT, Ned had a massive clean-up problem over the weekend… and TV superstar Ed Kavalee has the inside scoop on Channel 10’s Pilot Week…

Demonstrating supernatural ability with the Tattoo Game… A dude has committed a crime that has just left us very curious… Ned had a massive clean-up problem over the weekend… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Could you ever imagine suing a five year old child, someone really famous did… Reptile smuggling is an epidemic here in the ACT… TV superstar Ed Kavalee has the inside scoop on Channel 10’s Pilot Week…

Ned and Josh discuss how Reptile smuggling is an epidemic here in the ACT, Ned had a massive clean-up problem over the weekend… and TV superstar Ed Kavalee has the inside scoop on Channel 10’s Pilot Week…

Demonstrating supernatural ability with the Tattoo Game… A dude has committed a crime that has just left us very curious… Ned had a massive clean-up problem over the weekend… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Could you ever imagine suing a five year old child, someone really famous did… Reptile smuggling is an epidemic here in the ACT… TV superstar Ed Kavalee has the inside scoop on Channel 10’s Pilot Week…

22:32

3 Jun 19

Ned and Josh find out that the Queen apparently loves a flutter, The stupidest reasons to argue with your housemates and Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn.

The stupidest reasons to argue with your housemates… On simply can’t change their look too quickly… Why does it take some people so long to “meet the parents”… The Queen apparently loves a flutter… Searching for the coldest person in Canberra… Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

Ned and Josh find out that the Queen apparently loves a flutter, The stupidest reasons to argue with your housemates and Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn.

The stupidest reasons to argue with your housemates… On simply can’t change their look too quickly… Why does it take some people so long to “meet the parents”… The Queen apparently loves a flutter… Searching for the coldest person in Canberra… Catch up on all of the biggest pop culture stories of the week with Rockin’ Robyn… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

25:13

2 Jun 19

Ned and Josh chat about Canberra has been crowned Australia's animal collision capital for the third year running, It may have actually snowed in Canberra overnight and A Canberra icon is set to close their doors forever tomorrow.

Canberra has been crowned Australia's animal collision capital for the third year running… Half the population of Canberra has one particular thing in common… Repurposing your wedding dress is both fun and thrifty… A Canberra icon is set to close their doors forever tomorrow… Take a trip back in time with roaring 20’s FM… It may have actually snowed in Canberra overnight…

Ned and Josh chat about Canberra has been crowned Australia's animal collision capital for the third year running, It may have actually snowed in Canberra overnight and A Canberra icon is set to close their doors forever tomorrow.

Canberra has been crowned Australia's animal collision capital for the third year running… Half the population of Canberra has one particular thing in common… Repurposing your wedding dress is both fun and thrifty… A Canberra icon is set to close their doors forever tomorrow… Take a trip back in time with roaring 20’s FM… It may have actually snowed in Canberra overnight…

18:17

30 May 19

Ned and Josh chat about Random animal encounters, The most extra kids parties of all time and Banning pyjamas in public is just Un-Australian.

Banning pyjamas in public is just Un-Australian… The true worth of $1 as you travel around Australia… Random animal encounters… Why is it that important photos always get ruined… The wind chimes signalling Ned’s impending doom… The most extra kids parties of all time… A marriage made in the depths of hell…

Ned and Josh chat about Random animal encounters, The most extra kids parties of all time and Banning pyjamas in public is just Un-Australian.

Banning pyjamas in public is just Un-Australian… The true worth of $1 as you travel around Australia… Random animal encounters… Why is it that important photos always get ruined… The wind chimes signalling Ned’s impending doom… The most extra kids parties of all time… A marriage made in the depths of hell…

21:38

29 May 19

Ned and Josh chat to Aussie hip hop legends The Hilltop Hoods ahead of their mammoth world tour, Ned really needs to start washing his clothes more regularly and TV superstar Ed Kavalee has a very odd connection to Elton John…

A genuine case of tattoo regret… TV superstar Ed Kavalee has a very odd connection to Elton John… Can you do the impossible with the Tic Toc game… Snow season has come early, for one of us… Aussie hip hop legends The Hilltop Hoods stop in for a chat ahead of their mammoth world tour… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Ned really needs to start washing his clothes more regularly…

Ned and Josh chat to Aussie hip hop legends The Hilltop Hoods ahead of their mammoth world tour, Ned really needs to start washing his clothes more regularly and TV superstar Ed Kavalee has a very odd connection to Elton John…

A genuine case of tattoo regret… TV superstar Ed Kavalee has a very odd connection to Elton John… Can you do the impossible with the Tic Toc game… Snow season has come early, for one of us… Aussie hip hop legends The Hilltop Hoods stop in for a chat ahead of their mammoth world tour… Flirting with destiny with the hat of destiny… Ned really needs to start washing his clothes more regularly…

22:47

28 May 19

Ned and Josh discuss A brand new and very elite dating app, Raiders Co-Captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’ll be spending the Reconciliation Day long weekend and Masterchef judge and food connoisseur Matt Preston undergoes the Ned & Josh taste test.

It can lead to some very strange times when people get your name wrong… Masterchef judge and food connoisseur Matt Preston undergoes the Ned & Josh taste test… How cool are badass grandparents… A brand new and very elite dating app has been released… Rockin’ Robyn shares her thoughts on Ned’s new Blonde hair and they are less than complimentary… Raiders Co-Captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’ll be spending the Reconciliation Day long weekend… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

Ned and Josh discuss A brand new and very elite dating app, Raiders Co-Captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’ll be spending the Reconciliation Day long weekend and Masterchef judge and food connoisseur Matt Preston undergoes the Ned & Josh taste test.

It can lead to some very strange times when people get your name wrong… Masterchef judge and food connoisseur Matt Preston undergoes the Ned & Josh taste test… How cool are badass grandparents… A brand new and very elite dating app has been released… Rockin’ Robyn shares her thoughts on Ned’s new Blonde hair and they are less than complimentary… Raiders Co-Captain Josh Hodgson lets us know how he’ll be spending the Reconciliation Day long weekend… Ned & Josh play the Job Game…

27:32

24 May 19

FULL SHOW: Sleep Hacks!

Bluey giving American kids Aussie accents Skateboarding at the Olympics Disappointing school camp Pizza boy tipped with pizza The Hat of Destiny Did your partner make you get rid of something? Sleep hacks Guaranteed way to kill Procrastination 

FULL SHOW: Sleep Hacks!

Bluey giving American kids Aussie accents Skateboarding at the Olympics Disappointing school camp Pizza boy tipped with pizza The Hat of Destiny Did your partner make you get rid of something? Sleep hacks Guaranteed way to kill Procrastination 

27:49

26 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Screen Time Slam

Ned might soon be taller than Josh Screen Time Slam Seeding clouds in Dubai The Job Game Echidnas committing crimes Jeff Bezos’ evil laugh Liquor Legends car has been stolen

FULL SHOW: Screen Time Slam

Ned might soon be taller than Josh Screen Time Slam Seeding clouds in Dubai The Job Game Echidnas committing crimes Jeff Bezos’ evil laugh Liquor Legends car has been stolen

24:53

23 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Takeaway Privacy

Chris Hemsworth’s leaked takeaway order Rockin’ Robyn The new Bachelor is loaded Drinking in public Snoop Dogg accidentally streaming himself Bad driving review panel Corrupt cop has a golden toilet What’s Your Age Again? Missing out on some sledging

FULL SHOW: Takeaway Privacy

Chris Hemsworth’s leaked takeaway order Rockin’ Robyn The new Bachelor is loaded Drinking in public Snoop Dogg accidentally streaming himself Bad driving review panel Corrupt cop has a golden toilet What’s Your Age Again? Missing out on some sledging

28:26

22 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Salt Lamp Tower

Telstra Tower talks The Mystery Mention George Clooney is hassling Ned Are we at ‘watch a show together’ stage yet? Sydney party could pave way for new quarantine model Having Rihanna as a landlord Kazwhoo! Jeff Bezos in space for no reason

FULL SHOW: Salt Lamp Tower

Telstra Tower talks The Mystery Mention George Clooney is hassling Ned Are we at ‘watch a show together’ stage yet? Sydney party could pave way for new quarantine model Having Rihanna as a landlord Kazwhoo! Jeff Bezos in space for no reason

24:09

21 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Weddings in Space

American kids getting British accents Weddings in space The Ingredients Game Seals on the road Changing the Breaking Bad house What is your kid better at than you?

FULL SHOW: Weddings in Space

American kids getting British accents Weddings in space The Ingredients Game Seals on the road Changing the Breaking Bad house What is your kid better at than you?

21:36

20 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Unimpressive Snow

Stingy applause giver The Hat of Destiny A terrible genius idea Snow don’t impress me much Take the keys off the Queen Breaking in to make dumplings

FULL SHOW: Unimpressive Snow

Stingy applause giver The Hat of Destiny A terrible genius idea Snow don’t impress me much Take the keys off the Queen Breaking in to make dumplings

19:43

19 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: A Zoom Room Boom

Old world meets new world Zoom room boom Aldi trying a brave new concept The Job Game Too busy to go to space Ned or Josh’s Calvins? Best bouncer ever New wedding rules

FULL SHOW: A Zoom Room Boom

Old world meets new world Zoom room boom Aldi trying a brave new concept The Job Game Too busy to go to space Ned or Josh’s Calvins? Best bouncer ever New wedding rules

26:43

16 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Rockin’ Robin Returns!

Rockin’ Robin returns Sydney parking sign confusion Worst house design choices Weather warning cancelled again What’s Your Age Again? Delta Goodrem no more? E-Scooter supply chains threatened The Royals are just like us

FULL SHOW: Rockin’ Robin Returns!

Rockin’ Robin returns Sydney parking sign confusion Worst house design choices Weather warning cancelled again What’s Your Age Again? Delta Goodrem no more? E-Scooter supply chains threatened The Royals are just like us

29:51

15 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Ruining Songs

Songs that have been ruined Secret to a good nights sleep The Mystery Mention World’s most expensive fries Ed Sheeran gave away millions Tom Cruise has cloned himself? Had Borders with ACT

FULL SHOW: Ruining Songs

Songs that have been ruined Secret to a good nights sleep The Mystery Mention World’s most expensive fries Ed Sheeran gave away millions Tom Cruise has cloned himself? Had Borders with ACT

24:07

14 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Bigger Goldfish

Crap Property: Sydney Edition The majestic horses of Kaleen Josh nearly burning down the house Taking pet names seriously Snack suggestions update New Bachelor actually will pick a winner Getting bigger Goldfish

FULL SHOW: Bigger Goldfish

Crap Property: Sydney Edition The majestic horses of Kaleen Josh nearly burning down the house Taking pet names seriously Snack suggestions update New Bachelor actually will pick a winner Getting bigger Goldfish

24:26

13 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Old School Rich

Jokes that are overdone Can you do something with your body? Doing a load of masks Ex runs 49 red lights in boyfriends car Pandas are not endangered anymore Ned’s business idea Josh’s mum fails in her family update

FULL SHOW: Old School Rich

Jokes that are overdone Can you do something with your body? Doing a load of masks Ex runs 49 red lights in boyfriends car Pandas are not endangered anymore Ned’s business idea Josh’s mum fails in her family update

25:43

12 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Saving Money at Weddings

Wedding money saving hack Ned’s found proof ghosts are real The Job Game You can’t just make something bigger Dan Andrews is in a Kath & Kim group KFC social experiment Oldest lady to leave the Earth

FULL SHOW: Saving Money at Weddings

Wedding money saving hack Ned’s found proof ghosts are real The Job Game You can’t just make something bigger Dan Andrews is in a Kath & Kim group KFC social experiment Oldest lady to leave the Earth

24:37

2 Jul 21

FULL SHOW: Pizza Robots to Rule

Jill Biden’s off to the Olympics Being petty out of principle Neighbours want Dinosaurs removed Time to retire a retail lie Peaking too early Cyclists now don’t want share their lane Kazzwhooo Fun hobby turned creepy

FULL SHOW: Pizza Robots to Rule

Jill Biden’s off to the Olympics Being petty out of principle Neighbours want Dinosaurs removed Time to retire a retail lie Peaking too early Cyclists now don’t want share their lane Kazzwhooo Fun hobby turned creepy

30:28

30 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: And His Name Is…

Name change fun Another free 50 billion Just a bad day at work Naked sunbakers 37 year problem fixed Snack sneakiness

FULL SHOW: And His Name Is…

Name change fun Another free 50 billion Just a bad day at work Naked sunbakers 37 year problem fixed Snack sneakiness

22:07

29 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: No Microwave Madness

Fart rage is a new type of problem No spot for a microwave Would you pay for a BBQ? Scared of change? Ed Sheeran is building Dive team find an iPhone Pretending to make breakfast

FULL SHOW: No Microwave Madness

Fart rage is a new type of problem No spot for a microwave Would you pay for a BBQ? Scared of change? Ed Sheeran is building Dive team find an iPhone Pretending to make breakfast

25:52

28 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: In Search of Bread

Travelling for bread Monopoly money at the bar What do you do with mail? Spiderman rocks up Weird road obstacles The Mystery Mention Hot showers are bad news

FULL SHOW: In Search of Bread

Travelling for bread Monopoly money at the bar What do you do with mail? Spiderman rocks up Weird road obstacles The Mystery Mention Hot showers are bad news

24:02

24 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Squid in Space

NASA are mucking around again A ‘nice deed discount’ We have overcorrected Cute or carnage? 50 Billion in debt is a shame Bezos weirdness continues Good news you wouldn’t want Watching CCTV footage could pay off

FULL SHOW: Squid in Space

NASA are mucking around again A ‘nice deed discount’ We have overcorrected Cute or carnage? 50 Billion in debt is a shame Bezos weirdness continues Good news you wouldn’t want Watching CCTV footage could pay off

28:19

23 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Napping in the Sick Bay

Looking forward to expansions Taking advice from the wrong person Con backfires in fairy-tale fashion Napping in the Sick Bay Strange wedding guests Stealing heaps of something small The Mystery Mention The great roo punch on Lotto wins across the ACT

FULL SHOW: Napping in the Sick Bay

Looking forward to expansions Taking advice from the wrong person Con backfires in fairy-tale fashion Napping in the Sick Bay Strange wedding guests Stealing heaps of something small The Mystery Mention The great roo punch on Lotto wins across the ACT

32:48

22 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Free Scooter Problems

Free scooter can not be a good sign Can you choose your present money Getting scared looking for cards Mistaken pet identity The best Dad joke revealed A death in the White House family

FULL SHOW: Free Scooter Problems

Free scooter can not be a good sign Can you choose your present money Getting scared looking for cards Mistaken pet identity The best Dad joke revealed A death in the White House family

21:35

21 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: The Riddles Three

Elon’s Riddles Three to work for thee Clicking and collecting the wrong thing Naked skydiving mathematics The Job Game The most predictable thing happened Four day cleaning process Plastic flavouring

FULL SHOW: The Riddles Three

Elon’s Riddles Three to work for thee Clicking and collecting the wrong thing Naked skydiving mathematics The Job Game The most predictable thing happened Four day cleaning process Plastic flavouring

24:12

18 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: What About Compost?

Josh’s Money Mockery The hamper registry concept Ned’s book of misfortune People not keen on working The Mystery Mention Kicked off a plane Wiping stock prices away with water People want Bezos to do stuff What about compost?

FULL SHOW: What About Compost?

Josh’s Money Mockery The hamper registry concept Ned’s book of misfortune People not keen on working The Mystery Mention Kicked off a plane Wiping stock prices away with water People want Bezos to do stuff What about compost?

33:37

17 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Hurt Feelings and Free Tickets

The boss is playing favourites! Ned is addicted to FB Marketplace World’s most expensive dog Human Nature have split up :( The gym is not for everyone "Park Anywhere" laws?

FULL SHOW: Hurt Feelings and Free Tickets

The boss is playing favourites! Ned is addicted to FB Marketplace World’s most expensive dog Human Nature have split up :( The gym is not for everyone "Park Anywhere" laws?

23:29

16 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Pet Privacy

How rich is just way too rich? Protecting pet privacy Radio bursts in deep space A possible hangover cure The elephants on parade Airline food at home? Ned’s nightmare come to life a royal protocol breach

FULL SHOW: Pet Privacy

How rich is just way too rich? Protecting pet privacy Radio bursts in deep space A possible hangover cure The elephants on parade Airline food at home? Ned’s nightmare come to life a royal protocol breach

29:17

15 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Readings from the Mania of Toy

Rockin' Robyn returns with a Vengeance Readings from the Toy Mania catalogue The new Jurassic Park is completely done House was hit by something gross The Job Game Do you ever dress so bad you hide? The stupidest collectors items The 1000 year old egg

FULL SHOW: Readings from the Mania of Toy

Rockin' Robyn returns with a Vengeance Readings from the Toy Mania catalogue The new Jurassic Park is completely done House was hit by something gross The Job Game Do you ever dress so bad you hide? The stupidest collectors items The 1000 year old egg

31:22

11 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Winter Wonder…ing Where?

It did snow... kinda? Ned is the geese whisperer New 'Lord Of The Rings' problems Just cook it at home gang! Overly optimistic telemarketing When should you break office supplies

FULL SHOW: Winter Wonder…ing Where?

It did snow... kinda? Ned is the geese whisperer New 'Lord Of The Rings' problems Just cook it at home gang! Overly optimistic telemarketing When should you break office supplies

21:49

10 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Magical Air Fryers

What cannot be cooked in an air fryer? Ned took out a ‘transaction free’ after helping Josh What was, or still is, your favourite catalogue? We're worried about Tom The Mystery Mention Throwing back a one in a million chance!

FULL SHOW: Magical Air Fryers

What cannot be cooked in an air fryer? Ned took out a ‘transaction free’ after helping Josh What was, or still is, your favourite catalogue? We're worried about Tom The Mystery Mention Throwing back a one in a million chance!

25:51

9 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Billionaires in Space

Jeff is off to space! Misheard sayings are a ‘dine a dozen’ Snow better happen tomorrow Don’t try to upstage Elton Impressive world record Kudos Pizza a little too fancy with toppings

FULL SHOW: Billionaires in Space

Jeff is off to space! Misheard sayings are a ‘dine a dozen’ Snow better happen tomorrow Don’t try to upstage Elton Impressive world record Kudos Pizza a little too fancy with toppings

24:08

8 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Making Ned a Year Older

How does a meat raffle jackpot? 46% of people believe in dinosaurs You never know when your house is on the news World’s most expensive park Having a punt going really wrong How old is Ned, really? Weird proposal realisation

FULL SHOW: Making Ned a Year Older

How does a meat raffle jackpot? 46% of people believe in dinosaurs You never know when your house is on the news World’s most expensive park Having a punt going really wrong How old is Ned, really? Weird proposal realisation

22:47

7 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Snow Much Disappointment

The Job Game Plane fart seats will be bad Handling rude customers There will be snow in town, apparently A free beer for a vaccination Promotional ideas already used Fixing something that will replace you We are saving the world

FULL SHOW: Snow Much Disappointment

The Job Game Plane fart seats will be bad Handling rude customers There will be snow in town, apparently A free beer for a vaccination Promotional ideas already used Fixing something that will replace you We are saving the world

31:47

4 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Weird Cake Requests

Did you get asked to make an odd cake? Ned’s mid year miracle What did you save your dog from? Nans are getting discounts Elephants causing us to feel lucky Stuffing with snack suggestions

FULL SHOW: Weird Cake Requests

Did you get asked to make an odd cake? Ned’s mid year miracle What did you save your dog from? Nans are getting discounts Elephants causing us to feel lucky Stuffing with snack suggestions

26:18

3 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Ned - Negotiator in Chief

Do people who can sing try harder? Dexter is a cool name to Ned Lisa and Jess, aka The Veronicas, join us! 14 year old starts a mine Is any reward a good reward? Negotiator in chief Ned returns

FULL SHOW: Ned - Negotiator in Chief

Do people who can sing try harder? Dexter is a cool name to Ned Lisa and Jess, aka The Veronicas, join us! 14 year old starts a mine Is any reward a good reward? Negotiator in chief Ned returns

23:53

1 Jun 21

FULL SHOW: Could you beat a LION?

Fitting in to a holiday Doing dumb stuff for science Could you beat a lion? Our friends were back Kim is trying to pass the bar Less Dylan's in the world Do not speak in lifts

FULL SHOW: Could you beat a LION?

Fitting in to a holiday Doing dumb stuff for science Could you beat a lion? Our friends were back Kim is trying to pass the bar Less Dylan's in the world Do not speak in lifts

24:57

28 May 21

FULL SHOW: The moon was... lame

The moon was very lame Fancy couch moving style A designated gift guy The only way to blow out candles Breaking your thumb trying to look cool Pandas need our help too much Haunted records need to go

FULL SHOW: The moon was... lame

The moon was very lame Fancy couch moving style A designated gift guy The only way to blow out candles Breaking your thumb trying to look cool Pandas need our help too much Haunted records need to go

25:16

27 May 21

FULL SHOW: Wolves and Pies… oh my!

Wolves are taking care of things The Mystery Mention We should all be able to vote! Rehearsing a nude swim The Chicken Shortage of 2021 How much is history worth? Never living past 150 years old Surprise Batcave!

FULL SHOW: Wolves and Pies… oh my!

Wolves are taking care of things The Mystery Mention We should all be able to vote! Rehearsing a nude swim The Chicken Shortage of 2021 How much is history worth? Never living past 150 years old Surprise Batcave!

29:24

26 May 21

FULL SHOW: The Sickie Script

Could you fake a sickie? The Synopsis Shuffle The Wrong Song! Can a calendar be lucky? Grandfatherly Tik Toks Finding five grand Too many spam emails

FULL SHOW: The Sickie Script

Could you fake a sickie? The Synopsis Shuffle The Wrong Song! Can a calendar be lucky? Grandfatherly Tik Toks Finding five grand Too many spam emails

26:03

25 May 21

FULL SHOW: Abba Are Tax Geniuses

Ned is very much an old man The Mega Mission to Rockyn Robyn Fare the well Explorer Abba are tax geniuses Time to go back to satellite trucks Bullet train problems A lifesize Titanic is a great idea

FULL SHOW: Abba Are Tax Geniuses

Ned is very much an old man The Mega Mission to Rockyn Robyn Fare the well Explorer Abba are tax geniuses Time to go back to satellite trucks Bullet train problems A lifesize Titanic is a great idea

28:30

24 May 21

FULL SHOW: The Rockin' Robyn Mission

Labels that give you additional questions Disney viewing order is important The Mega Mission to Wrangle Rockin Robyn Funny neighbour prank Finding random puppies Are you dedicated to chicken? Turning down being mates with Sandler

FULL SHOW: The Rockin' Robyn Mission

Labels that give you additional questions Disney viewing order is important The Mega Mission to Wrangle Rockin Robyn Funny neighbour prank Finding random puppies Are you dedicated to chicken? Turning down being mates with Sandler

31:37

21 May 21

FULL SHOW: Yummy Money

There is a special robot in Charnwood The plague mice are eating money! Parking inspectors on strike could be a good thing Kurt Cobain’s hair selling for heaps Hangry alligator is changing views Obama is letting us know about UFOs Suing on a technicality leads to false victory Our sayings wont work soon

FULL SHOW: Yummy Money

There is a special robot in Charnwood The plague mice are eating money! Parking inspectors on strike could be a good thing Kurt Cobain’s hair selling for heaps Hangry alligator is changing views Obama is letting us know about UFOs Suing on a technicality leads to false victory Our sayings wont work soon

31:02

20 May 21

FULL SHOW: Snacks for All!

The smartest marketing ever Don’t snack shame Josh is alone without Alexa When is stingy just dangerous Please wipe the phone Anthony is scared of weird animals Being cast as ugly would hurt

FULL SHOW: Snacks for All!

The smartest marketing ever Don’t snack shame Josh is alone without Alexa When is stingy just dangerous Please wipe the phone Anthony is scared of weird animals Being cast as ugly would hurt

28:34

18 May 21

FULL SHOW: A Fine for a Fine

Should you do a funeral rehearsal? Maggots as food? Ned wants in on Josh’s hobby The least popular cutesy names A burger that can change lives A truly horrible house sitter Holding a wheel clamp hostage

FULL SHOW: A Fine for a Fine

Should you do a funeral rehearsal? Maggots as food? Ned wants in on Josh’s hobby The least popular cutesy names A burger that can change lives A truly horrible house sitter Holding a wheel clamp hostage

23:32

17 May 21

FULL SHOW: Matt Damon at the Pub!

Matt Damon hanging out at the pub The burger wars are back for 2021 Crows are too clever Ned’s big housesitting question Learning to skate in front of the world Giving a bit of an ‘awwww’ Pizza vending machines are the future No more resumes

FULL SHOW: Matt Damon at the Pub!

Matt Damon hanging out at the pub The burger wars are back for 2021 Crows are too clever Ned’s big housesitting question Learning to skate in front of the world Giving a bit of an ‘awwww’ Pizza vending machines are the future No more resumes

33:02

13 May 21

FULL SHOW: A Courtesy Laugh Test

How early is too early for a HB message Naplan testing is on right now The Job Game Looking after a cheeky dog Parking in every single spot Not only Kookaburras laugh Saving something super rare Two in three people will courtesy laugh

FULL SHOW: A Courtesy Laugh Test

How early is too early for a HB message Naplan testing is on right now The Job Game Looking after a cheeky dog Parking in every single spot Not only Kookaburras laugh Saving something super rare Two in three people will courtesy laugh

29:57

12 May 21

FULL SHOW: IT’S A VHS GOLD RUSH

How much would a ‘Ned Original’ go for? Do you still use VHS tapes? Profile photo confusion The Pet of the Week has some flaws We need a great excuse for a lame injury Jeff has taken being rich to the absurd Lucky lottery for one particular letter Is just being bird poop targeted?

FULL SHOW: IT’S A VHS GOLD RUSH

How much would a ‘Ned Original’ go for? Do you still use VHS tapes? Profile photo confusion The Pet of the Week has some flaws We need a great excuse for a lame injury Jeff has taken being rich to the absurd Lucky lottery for one particular letter Is just being bird poop targeted?

30:16

11 May 21

FULL SHOW: Keeping it very trendy

A smile when customer service is bad Mushrooms from Mars Kate calls Wills dude Space junk was way less exciting than we thought Naughty dogs on TV A balloon has defied the odds Having something in common with the trendy man Larissa a volunteer from Pegasus

FULL SHOW: Keeping it very trendy

A smile when customer service is bad Mushrooms from Mars Kate calls Wills dude Space junk was way less exciting than we thought Naughty dogs on TV A balloon has defied the odds Having something in common with the trendy man Larissa a volunteer from Pegasus

27:50

10 May 21

Ned and Josh chat to Mary about Pegasus

Mary's story is touching as we hear about how the Pegasus program has affected her daughter Abagail. 

Ned and Josh chat to Mary about Pegasus

Mary's story is touching as we hear about how the Pegasus program has affected her daughter Abagail. 

06:33

7 May 21

FULL SHOW: Rooster World Tour 2021

Mother’s Day is Sunday, don’t forget We are looking at a world record already Statistically ‘cool’ kids? There is a rooster going on a world tour How long is an ‘ish’? Mary tells us about Pegasus and what it's done for her daughter, Abigal

FULL SHOW: Rooster World Tour 2021

Mother’s Day is Sunday, don’t forget We are looking at a world record already Statistically ‘cool’ kids? There is a rooster going on a world tour How long is an ‘ish’? Mary tells us about Pegasus and what it's done for her daughter, Abigal

24:29

7 May 21

FULL SHOW: Muscle Based Honesty

The headline Hall of Fame Parents friends with you ex? Dream job that doesn’t pay enough Big ol’ cow shouldn’t listen to us really Do we need ‘real’ light sabers? A truly awful investment opportunity Josh needs some honesty from Ned

FULL SHOW: Muscle Based Honesty

The headline Hall of Fame Parents friends with you ex? Dream job that doesn’t pay enough Big ol’ cow shouldn’t listen to us really Do we need ‘real’ light sabers? A truly awful investment opportunity Josh needs some honesty from Ned

27:16

6 May 21

FULL SHOW: Ned’s Mate Jason Bourne

Sliding in to Bill Gates’ DMs Ever been stuck in a toystore? Ned met Matt Damon World records made to be broken Sticking to the store policy The Job Game International farming incident

FULL SHOW: Ned’s Mate Jason Bourne

Sliding in to Bill Gates’ DMs Ever been stuck in a toystore? Ned met Matt Damon World records made to be broken Sticking to the store policy The Job Game International farming incident

24:49

5 May 21

FULL SHOW: The Lazy Burger

The Yumbo is the world’s laziest burger Uncle running a hairdresser Half effort mornings should be a thing The Tattoo Game The efficient one building town No walk, there’s rain Hire a wedding stage manager Could Josh be a gladiator?

FULL SHOW: The Lazy Burger

The Yumbo is the world’s laziest burger Uncle running a hairdresser Half effort mornings should be a thing The Tattoo Game The efficient one building town No walk, there’s rain Hire a wedding stage manager Could Josh be a gladiator?

26:31

4 May 21

FULL SHOW: The Great Chicken Shortage

Ned is a learned gentleman of knowledge Chicken shortage has us very worried Trillons of cicadas are ready to go! Spending most of your weekend in a virtual world Clever way of drawing attention to potholes

FULL SHOW: The Great Chicken Shortage

Ned is a learned gentleman of knowledge Chicken shortage has us very worried Trillons of cicadas are ready to go! Spending most of your weekend in a virtual world Clever way of drawing attention to potholes

17:35

3 May 21

FULL SHOW: Living to 102

The Queen is selling her Golden Wii Mothers Day How quick did you break something new? Sisters give tips on living a long life The most important scientific study on Earth A list of the most annoying Aussie traits Giuliani’s neighbour is highly relatable We are putting too much on our dry cleaners  

FULL SHOW: Living to 102

The Queen is selling her Golden Wii Mothers Day How quick did you break something new? Sisters give tips on living a long life The most important scientific study on Earth A list of the most annoying Aussie traits Giuliani’s neighbour is highly relatable We are putting too much on our dry cleaners  

30:46

29 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Age Warning Injury

Have you gotten a getting-old injury? Hard rubbish questions no one answered The most intense neighbour dispute in ages Do you have a family rhyme? Passive aggressive arguments in meme form The best luck going around Who’s job is it to clean stuff off the road? Ned has a little message for Josh

FULL SHOW: Age Warning Injury

Have you gotten a getting-old injury? Hard rubbish questions no one answered The most intense neighbour dispute in ages Do you have a family rhyme? Passive aggressive arguments in meme form The best luck going around Who’s job is it to clean stuff off the road? Ned has a little message for Josh

32:14

29 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Not so Supermoon

Hospital accidentally names a kid after a heavy metal band Cockatoos are cleaning out gutters The Supermoon was not that super Police having to deal with a case of mistaken identity Cash Controller We could’ve been helping out as roundabout consultants How quick could you solve the problem that stumped Josh   

FULL SHOW: Not so Supermoon

Hospital accidentally names a kid after a heavy metal band Cockatoos are cleaning out gutters The Supermoon was not that super Police having to deal with a case of mistaken identity Cash Controller We could’ve been helping out as roundabout consultants How quick could you solve the problem that stumped Josh   

26:13

28 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Accidental Hobbies

What accidental hobby did you fall into? Grandpa has a hidden money box Can you just get a Gofundme going for no reason? Having a little bit of a marketplace addiction The Great Josh Battle Dog Menu at the Hilton is straight up CLASS Beavers knock out the interne Felony charges for a bit of an unfair reason

FULL SHOW: Accidental Hobbies

What accidental hobby did you fall into? Grandpa has a hidden money box Can you just get a Gofundme going for no reason? Having a little bit of a marketplace addiction The Great Josh Battle Dog Menu at the Hilton is straight up CLASS Beavers knock out the interne Felony charges for a bit of an unfair reason

29:15

27 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: The Fish Warden

The office “Fish Warden” Tom Cruise needs to be stopped before he hurts someone Old dog, new tricks – have you learnt something late in life? Unhealthy office lunches are no good for morale Bowling with dead dad’s ashes AI is not allowed an inner monologue The Tattoo Game Early morning lift convos are extra awkward New rules for costume parties thanks to AirBnB

FULL SHOW: The Fish Warden

The office “Fish Warden” Tom Cruise needs to be stopped before he hurts someone Old dog, new tricks – have you learnt something late in life? Unhealthy office lunches are no good for morale Bowling with dead dad’s ashes AI is not allowed an inner monologue The Tattoo Game Early morning lift convos are extra awkward New rules for costume parties thanks to AirBnB

33:13

23 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Family Sooking

Loading Zone Questions Parents tricking Ned into thinking we don’t have Monday off Getting mad at Alexa doesn’t make any sense What is the dinner cooking point of no return? The earth used to be dead set terrifying Kimmy K has DM sliding going on We can be immature to an extent with the new air tags What did your dog break in excitement? Being owed a Christmas trip by the family

FULL SHOW: Family Sooking

Loading Zone Questions Parents tricking Ned into thinking we don’t have Monday off Getting mad at Alexa doesn’t make any sense What is the dinner cooking point of no return? The earth used to be dead set terrifying Kimmy K has DM sliding going on We can be immature to an extent with the new air tags What did your dog break in excitement? Being owed a Christmas trip by the family

32:22

22 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Owing Friends Money

Owing friends money Mystery Mention Canberra could have a BIG thing potentially The dumbest science test is being done – and it involves our undies... Would we be able to calm Ned down with a great idea? Being forced to be sensible for the best People are being cryofrozen in the desert for later! Pretty pissed  off at life imitating art in an awkward way.

FULL SHOW: Owing Friends Money

Owing friends money Mystery Mention Canberra could have a BIG thing potentially The dumbest science test is being done – and it involves our undies... Would we be able to calm Ned down with a great idea? Being forced to be sensible for the best People are being cryofrozen in the desert for later! Pretty pissed  off at life imitating art in an awkward way.

28:11

21 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Button Pushing

When did YOU push the big red button? The least fit story in the history of exercise We need to be able to opt out of expensive ads Feeling terrible for the fish on the way to work We have flown a helicopter on mars & we’re not impressed Bad park revenge might be a tiny bit too evil The Five Ring proposal is making us all look terrible Mum has gotten a different kid’s art tattooed on her

FULL SHOW: Button Pushing

When did YOU push the big red button? The least fit story in the history of exercise We need to be able to opt out of expensive ads Feeling terrible for the fish on the way to work We have flown a helicopter on mars & we’re not impressed Bad park revenge might be a tiny bit too evil The Five Ring proposal is making us all look terrible Mum has gotten a different kid’s art tattooed on her

29:38

20 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Robyn Returns!

Reverse parking when there is a line up should be punishable  Can I borrow this thing for a party you aren’t invited to  The Great Heinz IOU Exchange How soon before Marketplace is just garbage removal Songs do not help you wake up in the slightest  Guy scamming annual leave with scheme  Rockin Robyn 

FULL SHOW: Robyn Returns!

Reverse parking when there is a line up should be punishable  Can I borrow this thing for a party you aren’t invited to  The Great Heinz IOU Exchange How soon before Marketplace is just garbage removal Songs do not help you wake up in the slightest  Guy scamming annual leave with scheme  Rockin Robyn 

25:42

16 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Kids and Lunch

Power spike in the ACT Lady decides honesty is the best policy to get rid of pooch A kid free wedding is the way to go Monkeys have been trained to help with crimes Dominos are testing pizza robots Mystery Mention The worst situation in impulse purchase history Mum replaces the best part of Lunchables

FULL SHOW: Kids and Lunch

Power spike in the ACT Lady decides honesty is the best policy to get rid of pooch A kid free wedding is the way to go Monkeys have been trained to help with crimes Dominos are testing pizza robots Mystery Mention The worst situation in impulse purchase history Mum replaces the best part of Lunchables

28:46

14 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Selling Lunches

Another stupid world record could open us up for something Did you sell your lunches in the schoolyard? The shine Dome has had a very odd time capsule put on it Guy who farted on cop has his fine reduced The Tic Toc game What stupid thing is your pet scared of? Ned the coffee bean thief has stolen from himself Shock & horror on the open road

FULL SHOW: Selling Lunches

Another stupid world record could open us up for something Did you sell your lunches in the schoolyard? The shine Dome has had a very odd time capsule put on it Guy who farted on cop has his fine reduced The Tic Toc game What stupid thing is your pet scared of? Ned the coffee bean thief has stolen from himself Shock & horror on the open road

29:56

13 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: Ketchup Krisis

Mobster has been found in the dumbest way possible Ketchup shortage in America & that has Josh panicked. Do we have a state food & should we have one? Canberra’s cold snap is really going to screw up some plans Is Warhead beer a good idea or not? Turkey won’t let people leave a store in Adelaide Fake uni glitch gives good news to a bunch of kids Ned gets an injury no one takes seriously The scooters are celebrating a stupid milestone

FULL SHOW: Ketchup Krisis

Mobster has been found in the dumbest way possible Ketchup shortage in America & that has Josh panicked. Do we have a state food & should we have one? Canberra’s cold snap is really going to screw up some plans Is Warhead beer a good idea or not? Turkey won’t let people leave a store in Adelaide Fake uni glitch gives good news to a bunch of kids Ned gets an injury no one takes seriously The scooters are celebrating a stupid milestone

26:05

12 Apr 21

FULL SHOW: No More Tech Support

Rewarding adults like they are children is very effective The Mystery Mention We did some cooking last night – the Sniff test is not effective at all Best neighbour complaint story in human story Mechanics really do cause a bit of havoc Mars colony test can never really be a true test at all Running tech support for family needs to have a line drawn

FULL SHOW: No More Tech Support

Rewarding adults like they are children is very effective The Mystery Mention We did some cooking last night – the Sniff test is not effective at all Best neighbour complaint story in human story Mechanics really do cause a bit of havoc Mars colony test can never really be a true test at all Running tech support for family needs to have a line drawn

23:33

23 Mar 21

Worst way to tell 'OFF' food

A lot of people have different tests they use when they cook. Ned's mum can work out how the steak is cooking by pressing on it. Amazing! Ned has found that there is one hack that 75% of adults in the UK do. Locally we probably do it too. It's called the sniff test. When would you use this test?

Worst way to tell 'OFF' food

A lot of people have different tests they use when they cook. Ned's mum can work out how the steak is cooking by pressing on it. Amazing! Ned has found that there is one hack that 75% of adults in the UK do. Locally we probably do it too. It's called the sniff test. When would you use this test?

03:28

23 Mar 21

FULL SHOW : No Cheap Eggs

Ned almost burnt down his apartment in the pouring rain We have a size requirement now for easter eggs Millipede plague is what we’re dealing with A snap decision earns a mum 50 million dollars The tattoo game The best way to know if it’s ok to do something dangerous Flying car airport is on the way for absolutely no one Naming bugs after Pokemon is the least mature science move 69 year old lady has been nabbing free flights for ages There is an R18+ version of Mrs Doubtfire that really exists

FULL SHOW : No Cheap Eggs

Ned almost burnt down his apartment in the pouring rain We have a size requirement now for easter eggs Millipede plague is what we’re dealing with A snap decision earns a mum 50 million dollars The tattoo game The best way to know if it’s ok to do something dangerous Flying car airport is on the way for absolutely no one Naming bugs after Pokemon is the least mature science move 69 year old lady has been nabbing free flights for ages There is an R18+ version of Mrs Doubtfire that really exists

31:42

23 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Egg, Bacon & Disappointment

Wildest Toddler Demands Kerser albums are the most stolen item at JB-HIFI Tic Toc Game Joe Biden has taken a bit of a stumble Guy becomes a Salmon Dream and it ends up a nightmare Ned saw one of the much talked about mice Australia isn’t in the happiest countries on earth anymore Fake NERF guns are hard to make intimidating Sunday breakfast was not what it used to be   

FULL SHOW: Egg, Bacon & Disappointment

Wildest Toddler Demands Kerser albums are the most stolen item at JB-HIFI Tic Toc Game Joe Biden has taken a bit of a stumble Guy becomes a Salmon Dream and it ends up a nightmare Ned saw one of the much talked about mice Australia isn’t in the happiest countries on earth anymore Fake NERF guns are hard to make intimidating Sunday breakfast was not what it used to be   

31:25

22 Mar 21

Joe took a bit of a tumble.. and handled it quite well

Over the weekend there has been some footage of Joe Biden taking a tumbling up the stairs on his way into Air Force One.  If you haven't seen it, you have to check it out below.  Now this has become a meme and there are some funny results.   

Joe took a bit of a tumble.. and handled it quite well

Over the weekend there has been some footage of Joe Biden taking a tumbling up the stairs on his way into Air Force One.  If you haven't seen it, you have to check it out below.  Now this has become a meme and there are some funny results.   

03:36

21 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Cake Errands

Jenny makes demands of Ned & he follows through Zac has decided to rediscover Tassie Cane Toads in Canberra need to be very very afraid Really playing in to Ned’s irrational fears Lady hacks uber eats & gets weird revenge Going for a bungee off your carefully placed piercings We have hit a new stride with food in the world

FULL SHOW: Cake Errands

Jenny makes demands of Ned & he follows through Zac has decided to rediscover Tassie Cane Toads in Canberra need to be very very afraid Really playing in to Ned’s irrational fears Lady hacks uber eats & gets weird revenge Going for a bungee off your carefully placed piercings We have hit a new stride with food in the world

23:22

19 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Top of the Morning

Ned’s a lawbreaker with a heart of gold Returning a library book late Ned & Josh’s Etiquette school: Forgotten Names Property on the moon is going to be expensive indeed The Cruise to Nowhere The mystery mention Biden’s dog trainer would be very nervous The most lucky star signs for lottery wins

FULL SHOW: Top of the Morning

Ned’s a lawbreaker with a heart of gold Returning a library book late Ned & Josh’s Etiquette school: Forgotten Names Property on the moon is going to be expensive indeed The Cruise to Nowhere The mystery mention Biden’s dog trainer would be very nervous The most lucky star signs for lottery wins

25:41

18 Mar 21

FULL SHOW - Ned; the Celebrity third-wheel

Can you claim social sport achievements like they’re real? Has TikTokk lied to us or do you eat in the toilet? Considering some weird holiday options moving forward Giralang want the right to build a big supermarket Would Nicole & her boyfriend like to go away with Ned? Babies are getting named after months of the year New car smell is apparently not great for you at all Cooking roasts naked for the whole family Lulu the dog is the bringer of death for Canberran mice Starting supporting a soccer team for the strangest reason.

FULL SHOW - Ned; the Celebrity third-wheel

Can you claim social sport achievements like they’re real? Has TikTokk lied to us or do you eat in the toilet? Considering some weird holiday options moving forward Giralang want the right to build a big supermarket Would Nicole & her boyfriend like to go away with Ned? Babies are getting named after months of the year New car smell is apparently not great for you at all Cooking roasts naked for the whole family Lulu the dog is the bringer of death for Canberran mice Starting supporting a soccer team for the strangest reason.

35:33

17 Mar 21

Crushing the Olympics with nuggets? Is it possible?

Ned and Josh were shocked to hear that Usain Bolt said that he consumed over 1,000 chicken nuggets while he was at the Beijing Olympics. They were wondering if the athletes at the village got this food for free as McDonald's are a major sponsor.  Josh said he would 100% become an Olympian if he knew this was the case. In fact, he would want to know how much he can eat vs how much exercise that is required to work this off. Win Win! 

Crushing the Olympics with nuggets? Is it possible?

Ned and Josh were shocked to hear that Usain Bolt said that he consumed over 1,000 chicken nuggets while he was at the Beijing Olympics. They were wondering if the athletes at the village got this food for free as McDonald's are a major sponsor.  Josh said he would 100% become an Olympian if he knew this was the case. In fact, he would want to know how much he can eat vs how much exercise that is required to work this off. Win Win! 

03:07

17 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Robo Artwork

The breakfast of champions involving nuggets The TicToc Game We’ve got a cold week on the way already for CBR Robert Downey JR is still copping the slime treatment String cheese helps burn calories while asleep The first robotic tattoo has been completed A coffin with a window and a bell Elon musk has got a new title & its clear he picked it

FULL SHOW: Robo Artwork

The breakfast of champions involving nuggets The TicToc Game We’ve got a cold week on the way already for CBR Robert Downey JR is still copping the slime treatment String cheese helps burn calories while asleep The first robotic tattoo has been completed A coffin with a window and a bell Elon musk has got a new title & its clear he picked it

24:37

16 Mar 21

Alf Steward in Yass?

Ned and Josh are very excited that 'Home and Away' are in town filming close to Yass. They've been in the area since Saturday so there could be a lot going on.  The show has been on air for so long that they've covered the home, now it is time to cover the away. Why not? Let's see Alf in Broome or even better they did a spin off where he travelled all around Australia. 

Alf Steward in Yass?

Ned and Josh are very excited that 'Home and Away' are in town filming close to Yass. They've been in the area since Saturday so there could be a lot going on.  The show has been on air for so long that they've covered the home, now it is time to cover the away. Why not? Let's see Alf in Broome or even better they did a spin off where he travelled all around Australia. 

03:20

15 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Stealing a Slide

Chicken farming with absolutely no idea whatsoever Home & Away is filming in Yass Ned’s parents are getting a pool & what did your parents upgrade when you left? Netflix is cracking down on password sharing Walking a robot dog Sperm bank on the moon is an odd insurance policy You’d be happy to be called out for a fake crocodile Guy has stolen a slide for his kid’s room The most pointless electronic around

FULL SHOW: Stealing a Slide

Chicken farming with absolutely no idea whatsoever Home & Away is filming in Yass Ned’s parents are getting a pool & what did your parents upgrade when you left? Netflix is cracking down on password sharing Walking a robot dog Sperm bank on the moon is an odd insurance policy You’d be happy to be called out for a fake crocodile Guy has stolen a slide for his kid’s room The most pointless electronic around

28:44

15 Mar 21

Winning big on antiques roadshow must feel good.

Ned and josh were blown away by this major win on the antiques roadshow. It got them wondering what currently normal things would be considered valuable in the future.

Winning big on antiques roadshow must feel good.

Ned and josh were blown away by this major win on the antiques roadshow. It got them wondering what currently normal things would be considered valuable in the future.

03:18

12 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Birthday Festivals

Should we just embrace our visible from space green lake Guy buys a very pricey statue Turning the birthday in to a bit of a festival Matthew is running for Texas Governor A submarine has bed bugs The universe had to extract one last bit of tradie embarrassment

FULL SHOW: Birthday Festivals

Should we just embrace our visible from space green lake Guy buys a very pricey statue Turning the birthday in to a bit of a festival Matthew is running for Texas Governor A submarine has bed bugs The universe had to extract one last bit of tradie embarrassment

20:25

12 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Crime Solving Sausage

What DIY injury did you get? A laser devised to destroy the most dangerous thing Netflix are really rubbing it in to Blockbuster Ned is a genius Getting 36million dollars worth of painted rocks A sausage is bringing a criminal down after 20 years Lake Tuggers has a massive blue-green algae problem The Trial Caravan trip that it all rides on

FULL SHOW: Crime Solving Sausage

What DIY injury did you get? A laser devised to destroy the most dangerous thing Netflix are really rubbing it in to Blockbuster Ned is a genius Getting 36million dollars worth of painted rocks A sausage is bringing a criminal down after 20 years Lake Tuggers has a massive blue-green algae problem The Trial Caravan trip that it all rides on

30:06

11 Mar 21

A very lazy pizza scam...that actually worked

Josh watched 'Coming 2 America' over the weekend and enjoyed it (so check it out on Amazon Prime). One of the things he did do was order some pizza. Josh is a huge fan of delivery pizza - it is the Rolls Royce of takeaway. Josh read a story out of New Zealand about a guys who used illegal credit card numbers and fake names to order a lot of $$$ worth of pizza. You'll never guess what he used for his fake names.

A very lazy pizza scam...that actually worked

Josh watched 'Coming 2 America' over the weekend and enjoyed it (so check it out on Amazon Prime). One of the things he did do was order some pizza. Josh is a huge fan of delivery pizza - it is the Rolls Royce of takeaway. Josh read a story out of New Zealand about a guys who used illegal credit card numbers and fake names to order a lot of $$$ worth of pizza. You'll never guess what he used for his fake names.

03:54

10 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Josh- Car Genius

Knowing a car particularly well feels good The Tic Toc Game The Biden dogs have stuffed it up for each other Guy using a fake name to steal pizza is a terrible shame Just the lamest excuses on Earth License photo How many times do you have to be polite to someone new?

FULL SHOW: Josh- Car Genius

Knowing a car particularly well feels good The Tic Toc Game The Biden dogs have stuffed it up for each other Guy using a fake name to steal pizza is a terrible shame Just the lamest excuses on Earth License photo How many times do you have to be polite to someone new?

24:38

9 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Mission to the Moon

Ned can actually predict the future & we have proof! Interview: Wil Anderson is Wilegal The ‘Dear Moon’ program could be calling out for all of us Cats have absolutely no loyalty to their owners – roast your cat session The Great Townwide sidewalk thieves Apparently the vaccine is an impressive tick Tom Brady has been changing the subject for ages & ages UK students have missed out on 320 million dollars

FULL SHOW: Mission to the Moon

Ned can actually predict the future & we have proof! Interview: Wil Anderson is Wilegal The ‘Dear Moon’ program could be calling out for all of us Cats have absolutely no loyalty to their owners – roast your cat session The Great Townwide sidewalk thieves Apparently the vaccine is an impressive tick Tom Brady has been changing the subject for ages & ages UK students have missed out on 320 million dollars

33:10

5 Mar 21

Mistake Buying Lotto Ticket Costs $320 Million

A couple in the UK almost won the lottery this week, when they entered all the correct numbers, but made one massive mistake that prevented them from being able to claim their winnings!

Mistake Buying Lotto Ticket Costs $320 Million

A couple in the UK almost won the lottery this week, when they entered all the correct numbers, but made one massive mistake that prevented them from being able to claim their winnings!

02:32

5 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Shoe Investments

A very special passenger is heading there at 200kph Mystery Mention Nike Exec’s son Just Does it, & they’re not happy Lake Burley Griffin is looking for heritage listing treatment Ned used classic excuse to get out of a FB Marketplace sale Guy builds Break Up Island Not getting to go nuts at a terrible service provider Glow in the dark sharks found off the coast of New Zealand

FULL SHOW: Shoe Investments

A very special passenger is heading there at 200kph Mystery Mention Nike Exec’s son Just Does it, & they’re not happy Lake Burley Griffin is looking for heritage listing treatment Ned used classic excuse to get out of a FB Marketplace sale Guy builds Break Up Island Not getting to go nuts at a terrible service provider Glow in the dark sharks found off the coast of New Zealand

27:33

3 Mar 21

Ultrasounds for Cheesemakers

Ned and Josh were pretty surprised this morning to learn that scientists have developed a pregnancy test for cheese, which is meant to help cheesemakers test the quality of their cheese earlier!

Ultrasounds for Cheesemakers

Ned and Josh were pretty surprised this morning to learn that scientists have developed a pregnancy test for cheese, which is meant to help cheesemakers test the quality of their cheese earlier!

03:35

2 Mar 21

FULL SHOW: Breakfast Pizza

Petflix is coming – what do you leave on for your pets? New breakfast foods for 2021 are making their way to us Queen has Zoom-called in & it’s weirdly relatable First Space Hotel by 2027 seems extremely unlikely Congratulations, it’s a Brie! Interview: Andy Lee – The Cube The great bank switch

FULL SHOW: Breakfast Pizza

Petflix is coming – what do you leave on for your pets? New breakfast foods for 2021 are making their way to us Queen has Zoom-called in & it’s weirdly relatable First Space Hotel by 2027 seems extremely unlikely Congratulations, it’s a Brie! Interview: Andy Lee – The Cube The great bank switch

31:30

2 Mar 21

FULL SHOW - Hectic Hoodies

Lady Gaga’s dog theft case has gotten even more layered     The Tic Toc Game            Mum will not drop a guest faux par from seven years ago         Ned’s toys are off to Coco’s mouth      Easiest job in history of planet earth has been revealed            Two types of celebrities at the Golden Globes      Ned and the great whale vomit adventure Storing your beer on a shipwreck seems like a poor idea   

FULL SHOW - Hectic Hoodies

Lady Gaga’s dog theft case has gotten even more layered     The Tic Toc Game            Mum will not drop a guest faux par from seven years ago         Ned’s toys are off to Coco’s mouth      Easiest job in history of planet earth has been revealed            Two types of celebrities at the Golden Globes      Ned and the great whale vomit adventure Storing your beer on a shipwreck seems like a poor idea   

31:28

1 Mar 21

FULL SHOW - Doctor Zoom

Doctor has dialed in from surgery and into court    Post Malone is really testing the limits of creativity           Teacher saves a student from haircut embarrassment        Tom Holland laughs at lady in star wars audition      Night owls apparently struggle with work more           Warren Buffett has made an $11 Million mistake     $35 bowl has resulted in $500K Windfall  

FULL SHOW - Doctor Zoom

Doctor has dialed in from surgery and into court    Post Malone is really testing the limits of creativity           Teacher saves a student from haircut embarrassment        Tom Holland laughs at lady in star wars audition      Night owls apparently struggle with work more           Warren Buffett has made an $11 Million mistake     $35 bowl has resulted in $500K Windfall  

21:34

1 Mar 21

What do you keep in a $500k Bowl?

What would you use a 500k bowl for? A man in the US sold a Chinese ceramic bowl for $35 at a garage recently, and the person who purchased it had it evaluated, only to find out it was worth up to $500,000. What Ned & Josh want to know is, what were the previous owners using the bowl for before they decided to sell it?

What do you keep in a $500k Bowl?

What would you use a 500k bowl for? A man in the US sold a Chinese ceramic bowl for $35 at a garage recently, and the person who purchased it had it evaluated, only to find out it was worth up to $500,000. What Ned & Josh want to know is, what were the previous owners using the bowl for before they decided to sell it?

02:30

1 Mar 21

He Lost $27Mil at a Casino...and Tried to Sue

The boys discuss how a guy who lost so much even had a case to sue!? WHAT!

He Lost $27Mil at a Casino...and Tried to Sue

The boys discuss how a guy who lost so much even had a case to sue!? WHAT!

03:31

26 Feb 21

FULL SHOW - Donating to the Gym

Paying for the gym without going Brisbane is set to get the Olympics by default         Hungry Jacks burnout seems a little unjustified      Rollerblading police are a sensational innovation for all    Doing sit-ups on a power pole causes a power outage          Being ok with cutesy little nicknames in certain situations   The Tic Toc game    Poop map is the most exciting new app in Australia   

FULL SHOW - Donating to the Gym

Paying for the gym without going Brisbane is set to get the Olympics by default         Hungry Jacks burnout seems a little unjustified      Rollerblading police are a sensational innovation for all    Doing sit-ups on a power pole causes a power outage          Being ok with cutesy little nicknames in certain situations   The Tic Toc game    Poop map is the most exciting new app in Australia   

25:58

25 Feb 21

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