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The Danny Lakey Show

Lakey brings a twist on topical and quirky stories from around the world if it’s weird Lakey will find it. He pushes the boundaries with unique and edgy content every night! Strap yourself in for The Danny Lakey Show weeknights from 7pm on

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"Ivan Milat wasn't kidnapping backpackers 99% of the time"

WORLD FIRST RADIO SQUID GAME!!! Peculiar woman on The Chase!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Man won't come down from tree!!!

"Ivan Milat wasn't kidnapping backpackers 99% of the time"

WORLD FIRST RADIO SQUID GAME!!! Peculiar woman on The Chase!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Man won't come down from tree!!!

24:47

19 Oct 21

"My arse muscles have never felt better"

An Investigation into the kids who never wore their school jumper!!! Rolling Stones stop playing Brown Sugar!!! Indian workers are now allowed to sit down!!! People lining up to go to Kmart straight out of lockdown!!!

"My arse muscles have never felt better"

An Investigation into the kids who never wore their school jumper!!! Rolling Stones stop playing Brown Sugar!!! Indian workers are now allowed to sit down!!! People lining up to go to Kmart straight out of lockdown!!!

22:50

18 Oct 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep 10

Dr Karl answering all of Danny lakey's Science Questions!!!

Ask Dr Karl Ep 10

Dr Karl answering all of Danny lakey's Science Questions!!!

09:32

10 Oct 21

Nine O Clock Nutters Podcast

The loosest callers after 9pm from the last few weeks!!!

Nine O Clock Nutters Podcast

The loosest callers after 9pm from the last few weeks!!!

11:50

8 Oct 21

"No one touches my Gaston"

Woman almost dies from Wedgie!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! KFC only follows 11 people, but it's genius!!! Woman blasted for touching Gaston inappropriately at DisneyLand!!!

"No one touches my Gaston"

Woman almost dies from Wedgie!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! KFC only follows 11 people, but it's genius!!! Woman blasted for touching Gaston inappropriately at DisneyLand!!!

23:39

7 Oct 21

"It's the chest hair of the earth"

Pop-star installs two toilets in bathroom so her and partner have something to do!!! "Save Australia" protests in New York City!!! Man goes to great lengths to protect lawn!! Philosopher wants to ban the word "Virginity"!!!

"It's the chest hair of the earth"

Pop-star installs two toilets in bathroom so her and partner have something to do!!! "Save Australia" protests in New York City!!! Man goes to great lengths to protect lawn!! Philosopher wants to ban the word "Virginity"!!!

22:39

6 Oct 21

"Fifty dollars per poo"

New Sex Hack from the Mormons!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Blokes and their Mustards Update!!! Instagram Outage!!! Haunted House Actor accidentally stabs kid in the foot!!!

"Fifty dollars per poo"

New Sex Hack from the Mormons!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Blokes and their Mustards Update!!! Instagram Outage!!! Haunted House Actor accidentally stabs kid in the foot!!!

25:40

5 Oct 21

"I'm all for crossing swords at a bonobo orgy"

Footy players got an eyebrow wax!!! Timmy Trumpet's Grand Final Performance!!! Gorilla Sex Show at The Bromx Zoo!!! Weird moments from the NRL Grand Final!!!

"I'm all for crossing swords at a bonobo orgy"

Footy players got an eyebrow wax!!! Timmy Trumpet's Grand Final Performance!!! Gorilla Sex Show at The Bromx Zoo!!! Weird moments from the NRL Grand Final!!!

18:01

5 Oct 21

Ask Dr karl Ep 9

Dr Karl answering all Danny Lakey's Science Questions!!!

Ask Dr karl Ep 9

Dr Karl answering all Danny Lakey's Science Questions!!!

08:43

3 Oct 21

Sex Saturday!!! The A-Z of Fetishes (A,B and C)

@TheCamFraser and @DannyLakeyy chat about Asphyxophilia, Bondage and Crurophilia (The fixation of legs)

Sex Saturday!!! The A-Z of Fetishes (A,B and C)

@TheCamFraser and @DannyLakeyy chat about Asphyxophilia, Bondage and Crurophilia (The fixation of legs)

09:56

2 Oct 21

"Treating my body like a salty cocktail"

Laky needs a new Scent!!! Victorian Golfers forced to use the trees as toilets!!! Seinfeld now on Netflix!! Blokes and their Mustard update!!!

"Treating my body like a salty cocktail"

Laky needs a new Scent!!! Victorian Golfers forced to use the trees as toilets!!! Seinfeld now on Netflix!! Blokes and their Mustard update!!!

21:49

1 Oct 21

"Don't go messing with your Mum's Spaghetti

Eminem has opened up a Spaghetti House!!! Perfectly reasonable movie titles!!! Angela The Animals Sounds Girl!!! Blokes and their Mustards Update!!!

"Don't go messing with your Mum's Spaghetti

Eminem has opened up a Spaghetti House!!! Perfectly reasonable movie titles!!! Angela The Animals Sounds Girl!!! Blokes and their Mustards Update!!!

20:55

30 Sep 21

"A Fisherman's Friend Consensus"

Is the Fisherman's Friend Menthol Lozenge really the Fisherman's Friend??? Perfectly Reasonable Movie Titles!!! An update for Blokes and their Mustards!!! Woman gives birth at the Perth Royal Show!!!

"A Fisherman's Friend Consensus"

Is the Fisherman's Friend Menthol Lozenge really the Fisherman's Friend??? Perfectly Reasonable Movie Titles!!! An update for Blokes and their Mustards!!! Woman gives birth at the Perth Royal Show!!!

21:57

29 Sep 21

"Fui Fui Moi Moi and his Lil Lil Boy Boy"

Peter V'Landys mispronouncing a big beefy Islander name!!! The Great Mustard Plebiscite!!! Instagram for Kids!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

"Fui Fui Moi Moi and his Lil Lil Boy Boy"

Peter V'Landys mispronouncing a big beefy Islander name!!! The Great Mustard Plebiscite!!! Instagram for Kids!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

27:35

28 Sep 21

"Are they playing with their Weenus's"

Blokes and their Mustards!!! Things you don't wanna be doing during an earthquake!!! The SuperSoaker Bidet!!! Fun words to say that'll impress Natasha Exelby!!!

"Are they playing with their Weenus's"

Blokes and their Mustards!!! Things you don't wanna be doing during an earthquake!!! The SuperSoaker Bidet!!! Fun words to say that'll impress Natasha Exelby!!!

23:43

27 Sep 21

The Best and Worst Big Brother Contestants of all time!!!

The List King and Danny Lakey break down some of the trashiest and most legendary Big Brother Contestants!!!

The Best and Worst Big Brother Contestants of all time!!!

The List King and Danny Lakey break down some of the trashiest and most legendary Big Brother Contestants!!!

11:02

25 Sep 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep 8

The people's Scientist Dr Karl answers Danny Lakey's curious Science questions!!!

Ask Dr Karl Ep 8

The people's Scientist Dr Karl answers Danny Lakey's curious Science questions!!!

08:56

22 Sep 21

Sex Saturday!!! Flutter Orgasms and Home Made Sex Toys!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser and @DannyLakeyy chat about a different kind of orgasm and how to incorporate things lying round the house!!!

Sex Saturday!!! Flutter Orgasms and Home Made Sex Toys!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser and @DannyLakeyy chat about a different kind of orgasm and how to incorporate things lying round the house!!!

09:55

18 Sep 21

SPECIAL | The 'Nine O'Clock Nutters' Podcast

You know what 9pm is on The Danny Lakey Show - it's time for The Nine O'Clock Natter. We open the lines and Danny has a chat to the many wonderful (and occasionally weird) people that other talk radio shows won't talk to. So we've compiled some of our favourites into this podcast, the Nine O'Clock Nutters (meant entirely respectfully of course... ahem.) Get ready for some reeeeeeal loose bants! 

SPECIAL | The 'Nine O'Clock Nutters' Podcast

You know what 9pm is on The Danny Lakey Show - it's time for The Nine O'Clock Natter. We open the lines and Danny has a chat to the many wonderful (and occasionally weird) people that other talk radio shows won't talk to. So we've compiled some of our favourites into this podcast, the Nine O'Clock Nutters (meant entirely respectfully of course... ahem.) Get ready for some reeeeeeal loose bants! 

15:01

17 Sep 21

"So much squirming, I needed De-worming"

Making a Blokes Facebook group!!! The Vaccine Race that stops a nation!!! Sleepy Joe forgets Sco-Mo's name!!! Life's little annoyances!!!

"So much squirming, I needed De-worming"

Making a Blokes Facebook group!!! The Vaccine Race that stops a nation!!! Sleepy Joe forgets Sco-Mo's name!!! Life's little annoyances!!!

26:16

16 Sep 21

"The Great Penrith Poo Disaster of 2005"

The Pet Fish Coroner!!! Masked Singer costumes are becoming crazy!!! Robo Vac Technology will stop "Poo-Pocolypses"!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!!

"The Great Penrith Poo Disaster of 2005"

The Pet Fish Coroner!!! Masked Singer costumes are becoming crazy!!! Robo Vac Technology will stop "Poo-Pocolypses"!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!!

22:37

15 Sep 21

"Face like a camel sucking on an Arnotts Arrowroot"

Man does nudie run unchallenged!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! The problem with meditation!!! Man finds a nipple in his bacon sandwich!!! The names of White American Men!!!

"Face like a camel sucking on an Arnotts Arrowroot"

Man does nudie run unchallenged!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! The problem with meditation!!! Man finds a nipple in his bacon sandwich!!! The names of White American Men!!!

26:15

14 Sep 21

"Loukamades now, Laundry later"

You don't have to have your hands at "10 and 2" on the steering wheel!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Blueberry and Sour Cherry Jam stains on the bedsheets!!!

"Loukamades now, Laundry later"

You don't have to have your hands at "10 and 2" on the steering wheel!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Blueberry and Sour Cherry Jam stains on the bedsheets!!!

17:29

13 Sep 21

Top 6 supplements to boost your mood!!!

NRL Legend and Health hacker Adam Macdougall let's us all know how we can improve our mood with a couple of supplements.

Top 6 supplements to boost your mood!!!

NRL Legend and Health hacker Adam Macdougall let's us all know how we can improve our mood with a couple of supplements.

09:57

12 Sep 21

Sex Saturday!!! Temperature Play and Loving your Genitals!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about hot and cold techniques in the bedroom and how to love your private parts more.

Sex Saturday!!! Temperature Play and Loving your Genitals!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about hot and cold techniques in the bedroom and how to love your private parts more.

05:36

11 Sep 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep 7

Dr Karl has his brains picked again by Danny Lakey.

Ask Dr Karl Ep 7

Dr Karl has his brains picked again by Danny Lakey.

09:26

10 Sep 21

"Just coz you're picking honeycomb out of your pubes"

The Great Flush Discussion!!! The List King ranks his favourite chocolates!!! Perfectly reasonable movie titles!!! Andrew Embley chats about his Norm Smith days!!!

"Just coz you're picking honeycomb out of your pubes"

The Great Flush Discussion!!! The List King ranks his favourite chocolates!!! Perfectly reasonable movie titles!!! Andrew Embley chats about his Norm Smith days!!!

26:24

9 Sep 21

"Hashtag Every Funnel Web's An Angel"

Danny Lakey knows the most efficient way to execute a spider!!! My favourie fictional pigs!!! Someone stuck a rubber penis on top of a gazebo!!! Humans imitating ducks!!! 

"Hashtag Every Funnel Web's An Angel"

Danny Lakey knows the most efficient way to execute a spider!!! My favourie fictional pigs!!! Someone stuck a rubber penis on top of a gazebo!!! Humans imitating ducks!!! 

26:19

8 Sep 21

"Tighter than a bull's arse in fly season"

Florida allows children to chew a pop tart into the shape of a gun!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Korean Schoolkids need to wear white undies!!!

"Tighter than a bull's arse in fly season"

Florida allows children to chew a pop tart into the shape of a gun!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Korean Schoolkids need to wear white undies!!!

27:01

7 Sep 21

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it"

Who really farted... The smeller or denier!!! Nadia Bartel has some mighty fine crockery!!! Angelina Jolie pushes Salma Hayek's face into a birthday cake!!! new rules for the boys!!!

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it"

Who really farted... The smeller or denier!!! Nadia Bartel has some mighty fine crockery!!! Angelina Jolie pushes Salma Hayek's face into a birthday cake!!! new rules for the boys!!!

22:06

6 Sep 21

The potential of Microdosing Magic mushrooms!!!

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall talks to Danny Lakey about potential benefits of taking miniscule doses of psychedelic drugs!!!

The potential of Microdosing Magic mushrooms!!!

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall talks to Danny Lakey about potential benefits of taking miniscule doses of psychedelic drugs!!!

06:24

5 Sep 21

Sex Saturdays!! Everything You Need To Know About Vasectomies

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about the cost f getting the snip and the cuckhold fetish!!!

Sex Saturdays!! Everything You Need To Know About Vasectomies

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about the cost f getting the snip and the cuckhold fetish!!!

11:30

4 Sep 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep 7

Dr Karl answers all Danny Lakey's scientific musings.

Ask Dr Karl Ep 7

Dr Karl answers all Danny Lakey's scientific musings.

07:25

3 Sep 21

"Going down on his ash tray again"

Woman wears bad clothes so she doesn't get selected for jury duty!!! Man breaks up with Sex doll to start relationship with an ash tray!!! Rollercoaster goes so fast that it breaks your bones!!! Trouble in paradise!!!

"Going down on his ash tray again"

Woman wears bad clothes so she doesn't get selected for jury duty!!! Man breaks up with Sex doll to start relationship with an ash tray!!! Rollercoaster goes so fast that it breaks your bones!!! Trouble in paradise!!!

18:29

2 Sep 21

"Noodles for Needles"

Middle Aged Men tip off the young bucks!!! Prison giving free Ramen noodles to get vaccinated!!! Perfectly reasonable Movie Sequels!!!

"Noodles for Needles"

Middle Aged Men tip off the young bucks!!! Prison giving free Ramen noodles to get vaccinated!!! Perfectly reasonable Movie Sequels!!!

23:32

1 Sep 21

"Did you lick yourself after?"

Kiwi Bus Driver loses job after weeing in bottle!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Pigs in Blankets shortage this Christmas in the UK!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

"Did you lick yourself after?"

Kiwi Bus Driver loses job after weeing in bottle!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Pigs in Blankets shortage this Christmas in the UK!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

24:09

31 Aug 21

"I stand with Nirvana Baby"

Nirvana Baby is suing Nirvana!!! Sugar Mumma Update!!! Woman gets paid to fart!!!

"I stand with Nirvana Baby"

Nirvana Baby is suing Nirvana!!! Sugar Mumma Update!!! Woman gets paid to fart!!!

18:29

31 Aug 21

The Benefits of CBD oil

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall let's us all know about the potential benefits of CBD.

The Benefits of CBD oil

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall let's us all know about the potential benefits of CBD.

05:46

29 Aug 21

Sex Saturday!!! New Age Cyber Sex!!!

@TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about how you can incorporate Zoom Sex into the bedroom!!!

Sex Saturday!!! New Age Cyber Sex!!!

@TheCamFraser chats to @DannyLakeyy about how you can incorporate Zoom Sex into the bedroom!!!

05:11

28 Aug 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep6

Dr Karl answering your Science Questions!!!

Ask Dr Karl Ep6

Dr Karl answering your Science Questions!!!

08:03

27 Aug 21

"Confident and Curvy"

A Sugar Mummy has messaged Lakey on his Seeking Arrangements profile!!! Movie Sequels that are perfectly reasonable!!! The Timomatic theory!!!

"Confident and Curvy"

A Sugar Mummy has messaged Lakey on his Seeking Arrangements profile!!! Movie Sequels that are perfectly reasonable!!! The Timomatic theory!!!

21:44

26 Aug 21

"Nudgee is the new bitcoin"

Always bring a hairdryer to a house inspection!!! Boss farts in waiters face at Italian restaurant!!! The Great Licorice Census!!! Things that I'd rather poo!!!

"Nudgee is the new bitcoin"

Always bring a hairdryer to a house inspection!!! Boss farts in waiters face at Italian restaurant!!! The Great Licorice Census!!! Things that I'd rather poo!!!

22:36

25 Aug 21

"Bonus points for a fly screen egging"

Man arrested for egging people in a fake pair of breasts!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Sea Snakes are becoming sexually frustrating!!!

"Bonus points for a fly screen egging"

Man arrested for egging people in a fake pair of breasts!!! Perfectly reasonable movie sequels!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Sea Snakes are becoming sexually frustrating!!!

18:24

24 Aug 21

"Hello Moto"

The Wiggles add 4 new members!!! Lakey knows everything about his neighbours!!! Sri Lanka bans drinking and riding elephants at the same time!!! Woman stops buying toilet paper to save money!!!

"Hello Moto"

The Wiggles add 4 new members!!! Lakey knows everything about his neighbours!!! Sri Lanka bans drinking and riding elephants at the same time!!! Woman stops buying toilet paper to save money!!!

20:59

23 Aug 21

Is Non Alcoholic Beer even good for you?

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall chats with Danny Lakey on the suprising benefits of Non Alcoholic Beers!!!

Is Non Alcoholic Beer even good for you?

NRL Legend and Health Hacker Adam Macdougall chats with Danny Lakey on the suprising benefits of Non Alcoholic Beers!!!

06:10

22 Aug 21

Sex Saturday!!! Jelqing and Sexualisation vs Objectification!!!

@dannyLakeyy chats to Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser about the ancient art of Jelqing, they also discuss the key differences between Sexualisation and Objectification!!!

Sex Saturday!!! Jelqing and Sexualisation vs Objectification!!!

@dannyLakeyy chats to Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser about the ancient art of Jelqing, they also discuss the key differences between Sexualisation and Objectification!!!

11:46

21 Aug 21

Ask Dr Karl Ep5

Dr Karl answering all your burning Science questions!!!

Ask Dr Karl Ep5

Dr Karl answering all your burning Science questions!!!

09:13

20 Aug 21

"I caught my crabs from Dirty Dicks"

Legal Marijuana at the New York State Fair!!! Frozen Honey Challenge!!! Snake found in NSW Woolworths!!! Fish n Chip shop receives backlash after controversial name!!!

"I caught my crabs from Dirty Dicks"

Legal Marijuana at the New York State Fair!!! Frozen Honey Challenge!!! Snake found in NSW Woolworths!!! Fish n Chip shop receives backlash after controversial name!!!

16:00

18 Aug 21

"A moment of chips on the lips, a lifetime of chips on the hips"

Man eats 30,000 Big Macs!!! The secret world of Indian Adult Breastfeeding!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! You can buy a Toyota Corolla with corn!!!

"A moment of chips on the lips, a lifetime of chips on the hips"

Man eats 30,000 Big Macs!!! The secret world of Indian Adult Breastfeeding!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! You can buy a Toyota Corolla with corn!!!

23:31

17 Aug 21

"Shoutout to all the girls on Bangla Road"

Men use shark as a bottle opener!!! Bondi couple caught having sex on Bondi Cliff!!! Partner poo policy!!! Call me old fashioned BUT...!!!

"Shoutout to all the girls on Bangla Road"

Men use shark as a bottle opener!!! Bondi couple caught having sex on Bondi Cliff!!! Partner poo policy!!! Call me old fashioned BUT...!!!

18:37

16 Aug 21

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