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Sex Saturday!!! Size Queens and Prostate Health!!!

@DannyLakeyy is joined again by Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser to chat about Ladies who enjoy larger penises and if there is any evidence to suggest more sex helps your prostate.

Sex Saturday!!! Size Queens and Prostate Health!!!

@DannyLakeyy is joined again by Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser to chat about Ladies who enjoy larger penises and if there is any evidence to suggest more sex helps your prostate.

10:32

19 Jun 21

"What's a little plastic sheath gonna do?"

Coronavirus breaks we did 18 months ago that didn't age well!!! Man proposes to identical twins!!! Who's the new Fisher and Paykel pairing!!! Live commentary of Cody Simpsons Olympic dream!!!

"What's a little plastic sheath gonna do?"

Coronavirus breaks we did 18 months ago that didn't age well!!! Man proposes to identical twins!!! Who's the new Fisher and Paykel pairing!!! Live commentary of Cody Simpsons Olympic dream!!!

18:12

17 Jun 21

"Tasty All Wormer Treatment for dogs"

The Car Middle Seatbelt Discussion!!! Foods that have claimed they're tasty!!! Man drinks a sock!!! The man who got stuck in a whale's mouth should have worn a go-pro!!!

"Tasty All Wormer Treatment for dogs"

The Car Middle Seatbelt Discussion!!! Foods that have claimed they're tasty!!! Man drinks a sock!!! The man who got stuck in a whale's mouth should have worn a go-pro!!!

28:58

16 Jun 21

"Gran you old bastard"

Milo chat!!! Denim company that makes it look like you've wet yourself!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! People are demanding Jeff Bezos eats Da Vinci's Mona Lisa!!!

"Gran you old bastard"

Milo chat!!! Denim company that makes it look like you've wet yourself!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! People are demanding Jeff Bezos eats Da Vinci's Mona Lisa!!!

23:05

15 Jun 21

"Late night flannel nibbler"

Tasmanian town wins big at the 2021 Water Awards!!! Helicopter Heath keeping an eye on the roads for your drive home!!! The Miracle Multi Crew finally wins big!!! Viva Las Craigus!!! 

"Late night flannel nibbler"

Tasmanian town wins big at the 2021 Water Awards!!! Helicopter Heath keeping an eye on the roads for your drive home!!! The Miracle Multi Crew finally wins big!!! Viva Las Craigus!!! 

25:48

14 Jun 21

Sex Saturday!!! Self Pleasure and Sexual Confidence!!!

@DannyLakeyy and @TheCamFraser chat about giving back to your genitals and what it means to have  sexual confidence.

Sex Saturday!!! Self Pleasure and Sexual Confidence!!!

@DannyLakeyy and @TheCamFraser chat about giving back to your genitals and what it means to have  sexual confidence.

11:24

12 Jun 21

"My sink has it's own little beard"

Not phased by a clogged drain!!! Matt Preston's darkest moment!!! Weasley names that would cause no harm!!!

"My sink has it's own little beard"

Not phased by a clogged drain!!! Matt Preston's darkest moment!!! Weasley names that would cause no harm!!!

24:36

10 Jun 21

"Wouldn't of happened at boy scouts"

The Swiss Army Knife Discussion!!! Mum of 16 buys $131 of Hungry Jacks!!! The next Fisher and Paykel Pairing!!! Snakes sleeping in the wheels of Qantas planes!!!

"Wouldn't of happened at boy scouts"

The Swiss Army Knife Discussion!!! Mum of 16 buys $131 of Hungry Jacks!!! The next Fisher and Paykel Pairing!!! Snakes sleeping in the wheels of Qantas planes!!!

19:12

9 Jun 21

"I don't like the term bonking"

Athletes given 14 condoms each at the olympics!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Angry Aussies who break things!!!

"I don't like the term bonking"

Athletes given 14 condoms each at the olympics!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Angry Aussies who break things!!!

19:50

8 Jun 21

"You get to bite an OnlyFans bum"

WTF is a hike!!! Tuna is becoming too complicated!!! The forgotten countries of Lakey's mind!!! Angry Bernard Tomic!!!

"You get to bite an OnlyFans bum"

WTF is a hike!!! Tuna is becoming too complicated!!! The forgotten countries of Lakey's mind!!! Angry Bernard Tomic!!!

24:16

7 Jun 21

"Why aren't the workers having sex with the olives"

US Military accidentally invade an olive oil factory!!! Do not touch that ball!!! Michael and Kylie Clarke back together!!! The next Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

"Why aren't the workers having sex with the olives"

US Military accidentally invade an olive oil factory!!! Do not touch that ball!!! Michael and Kylie Clarke back together!!! The next Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

21:28

3 Jun 21

"I don't condone biting off a man's ear"

Man has ear bitten off in Adelaide!!! New state of the art British prison!!! Aldi chocolate wins awards!!! Is it really genius!!!

"I don't condone biting off a man's ear"

Man has ear bitten off in Adelaide!!! New state of the art British prison!!! Aldi chocolate wins awards!!! Is it really genius!!!

24:04

2 Jun 21

Final Thoughts From The Voiceover Guy: The Podcast - May 2021

You know how some people say what we're all thinking? Well, the Voiceover Guy on The Danny Lakey Show says what NONE of us are thinking. Ever. But sometimes he sort of makes sense. At the end of every show he leaves us with his Final Thoughts of the day, so we thought we'd compile them into a special podcast to see if anyone else can find wisdom in his words. Good luck

Final Thoughts From The Voiceover Guy: The Podcast - May 2021

You know how some people say what we're all thinking? Well, the Voiceover Guy on The Danny Lakey Show says what NONE of us are thinking. Ever. But sometimes he sort of makes sense. At the end of every show he leaves us with his Final Thoughts of the day, so we thought we'd compile them into a special podcast to see if anyone else can find wisdom in his words. Good luck

20:59

2 Jun 21

"Softer than a Pensioner's turd"

China's 3 child policy!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! MP nude on zoom AGAIN!!! Man has sex with face mask on!!!

"Softer than a Pensioner's turd"

China's 3 child policy!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! MP nude on zoom AGAIN!!! Man has sex with face mask on!!!

19:59

1 Jun 21

"Driving through wet wang"

The Mini Dounut Maker at Big W!!! Man goes on rude roadtrip!!! Creepy Burglaries!!!

"Driving through wet wang"

The Mini Dounut Maker at Big W!!! Man goes on rude roadtrip!!! Creepy Burglaries!!!

18:28

31 May 21

Sex Saturdays!!! Sexual Compatibility and Pubic Hair

@DannyLakeyy chats Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser about Compatibility in a sex partner and whether or not to trim downstairs!!!

Sex Saturdays!!! Sexual Compatibility and Pubic Hair

@DannyLakeyy chats Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser about Compatibility in a sex partner and whether or not to trim downstairs!!!

09:58

29 May 21

"Reality of watching your Mum's enema"

Japanese Train Driver goes to the toilet!!! The Frank Walker Conclusion!!! Ordinary contestants on The Weakest Link!!! Big wins at the arcade!!!

"Reality of watching your Mum's enema"

Japanese Train Driver goes to the toilet!!! The Frank Walker Conclusion!!! Ordinary contestants on The Weakest Link!!! Big wins at the arcade!!!

25:42

26 May 21

"Would rather shit in my own ears"

Game-changer in the pie industry!!! An anonymous email regarding Frank Walker from National Tiles!!! Chumbawumba are bringing out a documentary!!!

"Would rather shit in my own ears"

Game-changer in the pie industry!!! An anonymous email regarding Frank Walker from National Tiles!!! Chumbawumba are bringing out a documentary!!!

24:32

25 May 21

SPECIAL: Australia's No.1 Male Escort

Danny Lakey chats to Australia's No.1 Male Escort Jake Ryan!!!

SPECIAL: Australia's No.1 Male Escort

Danny Lakey chats to Australia's No.1 Male Escort Jake Ryan!!!

17:04

25 May 21

"Good news for anyone with a rectum"

The Frank Walker Consensus!!! Mammals can breathe out of their bum!!! Anonymous White Lady Funeral Director bares all!!! Brave alpha males shedding tears of joy!!!

"Good news for anyone with a rectum"

The Frank Walker Consensus!!! Mammals can breathe out of their bum!!! Anonymous White Lady Funeral Director bares all!!! Brave alpha males shedding tears of joy!!!

28:21

24 May 21

Sex Saturdays!!! Cock Rings and Icing your balls!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser joins @Dannylakeyy to chat about Cock Rings and Icing your balls to boost fertility!!! 

Sex Saturdays!!! Cock Rings and Icing your balls!!!

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser joins @Dannylakeyy to chat about Cock Rings and Icing your balls to boost fertility!!! 

10:09

22 May 21

"They were the Barefoot Civic Video Family"

Woman stacks it on a bicycle on TV!!! Teacher questions "no hat no play"!!! Movies that are completely different if you add one word to the title!!! The next great Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

"They were the Barefoot Civic Video Family"

Woman stacks it on a bicycle on TV!!! Teacher questions "no hat no play"!!! Movies that are completely different if you add one word to the title!!! The next great Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

22:26

20 May 21

"Mike Whitney foot fetish territory"

Unsung Aussie theme parks!!! Big dare on Who Dares Win!!! Paulini finally gets her licence fair and square!!!

"Mike Whitney foot fetish territory"

Unsung Aussie theme parks!!! Big dare on Who Dares Win!!! Paulini finally gets her licence fair and square!!!

23:36

19 May 21

"Stu has very boy dominant sperm"

Stuart needs a daughter!!! Lakey gets angry at White Lady Funeral Directors!!! Movies that are completely different if you add a word to the title!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

"Stu has very boy dominant sperm"

Stuart needs a daughter!!! Lakey gets angry at White Lady Funeral Directors!!! Movies that are completely different if you add a word to the title!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

19:56

18 May 21

"He's Stand-up Paddle-Boarding a crocodile"

Prisoners are pelting apples at Jaryd Hayne!!! Beware of fake Saffron!!! Man surfs crocodile!!! 22% of Men think they could bash a chimpanzee!!!

"He's Stand-up Paddle-Boarding a crocodile"

Prisoners are pelting apples at Jaryd Hayne!!! Beware of fake Saffron!!! Man surfs crocodile!!! 22% of Men think they could bash a chimpanzee!!!

24:38

17 May 21

"Ended up smelling like sweaty thumb"

Chinese Zoo fails to inform of escaped leopards!!! IKEA in hot water for putting stickers on people!!! The next great Fisher and Paykel Pairing!!! Man ats raw chicken regurlarly!!!

"Ended up smelling like sweaty thumb"

Chinese Zoo fails to inform of escaped leopards!!! IKEA in hot water for putting stickers on people!!! The next great Fisher and Paykel Pairing!!! Man ats raw chicken regurlarly!!!

25:44

13 May 21

"Where is a diamond python's anus?"

People smearing themselves in cow poo to cure covid 19!!! Men who wear flashy brands are more likely to cheat!!! Movies that are completely different if you tweak the title!!! Top 5 worst iPhone alarms!!!

"Where is a diamond python's anus?"

People smearing themselves in cow poo to cure covid 19!!! Men who wear flashy brands are more likely to cheat!!! Movies that are completely different if you tweak the title!!! Top 5 worst iPhone alarms!!!

20:14

12 May 21

"I won't bow to the portobello gods"

Big issues with the Big Breakfast!!! Bondi Beach banning Beach Volleyball!!! Woman shaves legs with sandpaper!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

"I won't bow to the portobello gods"

Big issues with the Big Breakfast!!! Bondi Beach banning Beach Volleyball!!! Woman shaves legs with sandpaper!!! Impress me with your phrase!!!

20:26

11 May 21

"Hey Alexa, stop licking bluebottles"

Man licks a blue bottle jellyfish!!! Lakey's Sexy Sunday Session!!! Movies that are completely different if you add "almost" to the title!!! Super Soups that stop all sickness!!!

"Hey Alexa, stop licking bluebottles"

Man licks a blue bottle jellyfish!!! Lakey's Sexy Sunday Session!!! Movies that are completely different if you add "almost" to the title!!! Super Soups that stop all sickness!!!

24:20

10 May 21

"Neighbourhood watch but for maggots"

Hand Based Fun!!! Movies that become completely different when you tweak the title!!! Snake in a tinnie!!! Maggots in fat woman's rolls!!!

"Neighbourhood watch but for maggots"

Hand Based Fun!!! Movies that become completely different when you tweak the title!!! Snake in a tinnie!!! Maggots in fat woman's rolls!!!

21:59

4 May 21

"Money to be made getting semen out of ass"

A belated celebration to World Tuna Day!!! New rules for Tokyo 2021!!! Expensive Donkey lands in Australia!!! Woman has a phobia of seeing people vomit!!!

"Money to be made getting semen out of ass"

A belated celebration to World Tuna Day!!! New rules for Tokyo 2021!!! Expensive Donkey lands in Australia!!! Woman has a phobia of seeing people vomit!!!

27:05

3 May 21

Sex Saturdays!!! Flacid Pleasure and Requesting Fetishes

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser and @dannylakeyy chat about the pleasures involved with a flacid penis and also tips on how to bring up your fetishes with a partner.

Sex Saturdays!!! Flacid Pleasure and Requesting Fetishes

Men's Sex Coach @TheCamFraser and @dannylakeyy chat about the pleasures involved with a flacid penis and also tips on how to bring up your fetishes with a partner.

12:08

1 May 21

"I'm not blowing smoke up your Masterchef tail pipe"

Masterchef have lost their loyalty with ice cream!!! Girl requests to bring back Mcdonalds dinosaur pasta!!! Crocs Shares are at a record high!!! Movies that are completely different if you put "almost" at the start of the title!!! The new Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

"I'm not blowing smoke up your Masterchef tail pipe"

Masterchef have lost their loyalty with ice cream!!! Girl requests to bring back Mcdonalds dinosaur pasta!!! Crocs Shares are at a record high!!! Movies that are completely different if you put "almost" at the start of the title!!! The new Fisher and Paykel pairing!!!

22:55

29 Apr 21

"I hooked up with 3 Ugandan chicks"

 Woman doesn't realise she's pregnant with twins!!! Bondi Cocaine dealer busted!!! Big Business Deal with Moses Akukizebe!!!

"I hooked up with 3 Ugandan chicks"

 Woman doesn't realise she's pregnant with twins!!! Bondi Cocaine dealer busted!!! Big Business Deal with Moses Akukizebe!!!

20:19

28 Apr 21

"Greyhounds and Methamphetamine don't mix"

Big Masterchef Chef!!! Greyhound tests positive for Methamphetamine!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Movies that are completely different if you add "almost" to the title!!!

"Greyhounds and Methamphetamine don't mix"

Big Masterchef Chef!!! Greyhound tests positive for Methamphetamine!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! Movies that are completely different if you add "almost" to the title!!!

20:02

27 Apr 21

"Be the Schumacher to my Schnitzel"

The Tasmanian Premier has a big bicep tattoo!!! Man reasons with a bear!!! New favourite cake to discuss with mates!!!

"Be the Schumacher to my Schnitzel"

The Tasmanian Premier has a big bicep tattoo!!! Man reasons with a bear!!! New favourite cake to discuss with mates!!!

18:19

26 Apr 21

Sex Saturdays!!! Critiquing performance and Feminist porn!!!

Mens Sex coach @TheCamFraser and @dannylakeyy discuss being critical of your bedroom performance and ethical feminist pornography.

Sex Saturdays!!! Critiquing performance and Feminist porn!!!

Mens Sex coach @TheCamFraser and @dannylakeyy discuss being critical of your bedroom performance and ethical feminist pornography.

11:58

24 Apr 21

"Good old digital horse cock"

Aldi clothing line!!! Digital Horse Racing at an all time high!!! Ellen Degeneres' Marijuana Disaster!!!

"Good old digital horse cock"

Aldi clothing line!!! Digital Horse Racing at an all time high!!! Ellen Degeneres' Marijuana Disaster!!!

21:26

22 Apr 21

"Bet you kissed a girl at the Outback Spectacular"

10 year old with a fake "420" tattoo!!! An investigation into wasted toothepaste!!! Man buys house because it's his lucky number!!! Gold Coast Theme parks in turmoil!!! 

"Bet you kissed a girl at the Outback Spectacular"

10 year old with a fake "420" tattoo!!! An investigation into wasted toothepaste!!! Man buys house because it's his lucky number!!! Gold Coast Theme parks in turmoil!!! 

29:14

21 Apr 21

"Is Alf Stewart still alive"

Great Aussie Prime Ministers!!! Bunnings Warehouse rip off in the Phillippines!!! Danny Lakey needs Ruck Tips!!!

"Is Alf Stewart still alive"

Great Aussie Prime Ministers!!! Bunnings Warehouse rip off in the Phillippines!!! Danny Lakey needs Ruck Tips!!!

23:49

20 Apr 21

"This man may never bathe again"

Man gets forehead signed by surfer!!! Trans Tasman Bubble Opens!!! Free to air TV Families!!!

"This man may never bathe again"

Man gets forehead signed by surfer!!! Trans Tasman Bubble Opens!!! Free to air TV Families!!!

24:16

19 Apr 21

Sex Saturday!!! Mens Sex Coach Cam Fraser

@TheCamFraser chats with @dannylakeyy about getting outside of "The Man Box" and "Small Penis Syndrome"

Sex Saturday!!! Mens Sex Coach Cam Fraser

@TheCamFraser chats with @dannylakeyy about getting outside of "The Man Box" and "Small Penis Syndrome"

10:25

17 Apr 21

"I need to be more creative with my kissing"

Alcoholic monkey attacks!!! Different bodies of water!!! Movie's that are completely different if you tweak the title!!! Creative kisses!!!

"I need to be more creative with my kissing"

Alcoholic monkey attacks!!! Different bodies of water!!! Movie's that are completely different if you tweak the title!!! Creative kisses!!!

21:10

14 Apr 21

"I just shat out my kidney"

Woman sues after slipping on a chip!!! Woman givs birth after thinking she has a kidney stone!!! Personal trainer hates sweat!!! Not flushing for 6 days!!!

"I just shat out my kidney"

Woman sues after slipping on a chip!!! Woman givs birth after thinking she has a kidney stone!!! Personal trainer hates sweat!!! Not flushing for 6 days!!!

23:51

13 Apr 21

"No open mouth kissing for you Madam"

Garlic Breath is a social construct!!! Cow thinks he's a dog!!! Prince Philip taken too soon!!! My Ugandan sponsor child's business proposal!!!

"No open mouth kissing for you Madam"

Garlic Breath is a social construct!!! Cow thinks he's a dog!!! Prince Philip taken too soon!!! My Ugandan sponsor child's business proposal!!!

26:38

12 Apr 21

"I've asked for more inclusion of Gorgonzola cheese"

Tasty Cheese Fact!!! Blues Fest plans up in the air!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! The Miracle Multi re-Cap!!!

"I've asked for more inclusion of Gorgonzola cheese"

Tasty Cheese Fact!!! Blues Fest plans up in the air!!! Impress me with your phrase!!! The Miracle Multi re-Cap!!!

24:52

30 Mar 21

Is lactose good for anyone?

Adam Mad Dog Macdougall chats about the benefits of dairy and lactose!!!

Is lactose good for anyone?

Adam Mad Dog Macdougall chats about the benefits of dairy and lactose!!!

04:36

25 Mar 21

"Coles Hot Chooks - The Bachelor's Handbag"

The Chuch of Rotisserie Chicken!!! A man is biting ears off on planes!!! The Miracle Multi Crew is back at it again!!! Kids watching rude movies!!!

"Coles Hot Chooks - The Bachelor's Handbag"

The Chuch of Rotisserie Chicken!!! A man is biting ears off on planes!!! The Miracle Multi Crew is back at it again!!! Kids watching rude movies!!!

25:09

24 Mar 21

"I still pay my respects to Colonel Sanders"

All you can eat KFC in Tokyo!!! New rum mixer on the market!!! People keep punching a wax figure of Donald Trump!!!

"I still pay my respects to Colonel Sanders"

All you can eat KFC in Tokyo!!! New rum mixer on the market!!! People keep punching a wax figure of Donald Trump!!!

24:51

23 Mar 21

"Farting in someone's ear is a bridge too far"

Couple get caught having sex at cinema!!! The Miracle Multi Crew makes some firm decisions!!! The Pastor who's farting on everyone!!! Man who eats a whole footy!!!

"Farting in someone's ear is a bridge too far"

Couple get caught having sex at cinema!!! The Miracle Multi Crew makes some firm decisions!!! The Pastor who's farting on everyone!!! Man who eats a whole footy!!!

20:39

22 Mar 21

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